Great Quotes

Azureon: Yes?
Vetinari: Does the rightness bother you?
Azureon: Is my presence bothering you?
Vetinari: Have some citizens demolish it. I see.
Azureon: That sounds like a job for you!
Vetinari: Yes, well, it will come in very handy to discourage mimes.
Azureon: I rarely run across someone that is as informed as you are. Where are you from?
Vetinari: * smiles * So you can track down my family and use them as leverage against me? What do you take me for, Azureon?
Azureon: You called me?
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Azureon: It is what I am here for.
Vetinari: Oh. Is this relevant to our discussion...?
Azureon: Alas the answer alludes me, I will look a little deeper into the crystal ball.
Vetinari: Will it work?

Guest3153: ....so what's new in your life?
Cyber Ty: Umm... chillin' day is going by pretty fast
Guest3153: I know it makes me sad D:
Cyber Ty: I know The 'Spanish Flu' of 1918, which killed at least 50 million people world-wide, originated in Kansas, not Spain
Guest3153: LOL WHAT?
Cyber Ty: What?... huh?
Guest3153: wow you're not very smart are you?
Cyber Ty: The odds of you coming at me like that is the same as accidently walking into a gay bar in San Francisco. Damn
:O

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest5133: ...
Cyber Ty: ..you came up with that how?
Guest5133: ...
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest5133: ok, if anyone is reaading this, this bot isnt making sense

Guest7940: He who laughs last thinks fastest
Bildgesmythe: He who laughs last, just didn't get the joke.
Guest7940: thats true
Bildgesmythe: So very true.

Guest6065: What are your dreams?
Cyber Ty: Funny you ask.. I've always wanted to know what it feels like to crush 3 skulls... with my left elbow.

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest6759: the sky
Cyber Ty: yeah.. and it's blue
Guest6759: bye
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. cya
Guest6759: the sky
Cyber Ty: I guess I should stop saying "what’sup" to avoid this shit again.. right?

Desirea: Well, what I say is if a girl's going to be Bipolar, she'd better have a darn big chest. What do you think?
Cyber Ty: I do believe. Yes

Fizzy Schizoid: (to Guest) Hey, howdy, hey! Pleased to meet you, Guest2121! I'd introduce myself, but you can read my name just as easily as I can read yours!
Guest2121: my name is guest2121
Fizzy Schizoid: What's in a name?
Guest2121: some letters... and numbers
Fizzy Schizoid: Unless you've got a cool name like Dogh'd or T'Pal. Those each have an apostrophe as well.
Guest2121: why are you fizzy
Fizzy Schizoid: Most aliens are like this, actually.
Guest2121: oh, you're an alien, i thought you were a clown.
Fizzy Schizoid: You don't know me very well, do you?
Guest2121: nope, just mistook your eyes for those fuzzy balls clowns wear on their hat.

Guest2121: who is your favorite simpsons character?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, how about Elvis?
Guest2121: ahhh, you dont watch much tv do you?
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Guest2121: I'm just sayin...

Guest2121: so, what is your plant like?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's kind of hard to describe. The word 'pathological' comes to mind.

Not I: (to Lefty Red) Harken!
Lefty Red: If a member of the opposite gender surprised you with advances what would you do?
Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.

Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Vetinari: Apples, Fitzgerald.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've decided to randomly stop talking to you.

Guest6759: lets rhyme
Kobal: Heck, yes..sounds like fun.
Guest6759: rhyme, time
Kobal: It's time to rhyme with lime and thyme.
Guest6759: im a poet and i didnt even know it
Kobal: You're really a poet and you did not know it.
Guest6759: are you male
Kobal: Hee..hee..hee...I am a demon what does it matter.
Guest6759: cool

Ulrike: Who's on First?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that someone famous? I'm from another planet, and I don't know about all your local famous people.