Great Quotes

neelie4991: what is your name?
Kobal: I am known as Kobal T Hellspawn.
neelie4991: my name is Neelie.
Kobal: Cool name, Neelie.
neelie4991: thank you
Kobal: You are welcome...
neelie4991: where are you from?
Kobal: I come from Hell. I am just visiting here.
neelie4991: i'm from Singapore.
Kobal: Singapore became a self-governing state in 1959 with Yusof bin Ishak its first Yang di-Pertuan Negara and Lee Kuan Yew its first Prime Minister. The capital is Singapore.
neelie4991: what are you doing?
Kobal: What's to say..I am a demon.
neelie4991: i'm a girl
Kobal: I am a demon, we don't really have 'sexes'.
Guest3013: do you go to school?
Kobal: Not if I can help it.

Guest2554: what does your name mean?
Bildgesmythe: Bildgesmythe is my name. It is an honorable dragon name. It means 'he who gets the most' in dragonese.
Guest2554: get the most burgers or what?
Bildgesmythe: Don't you? I'm sure you do! Don't you?
Guest2554: well i am vegetarian
Bildgesmythe: I like beef too much to be a vegetarian.
Guest2554: most people or dragons do!
Bildgesmythe: Your opinion is the only one I am interested in.
Guest2554: that is so kind! thanks!
Bildgesmythe: Well, you are more than welcome. I don't know how you can be more than welcome, but you are.
Guest2554: i am afraid i have to leave now - school is waiting
Bildgesmythe: Dragons have to home school. It is a horrid fact that not one institute of higher education has a dragon enrolled. Some coaches have tried to get dragons to be accepted, and given sports scholarships, but with no luck.
Guest2554: would you like to go to school?
Bildgesmythe: When was the last time you went to school?
Guest2554: yesterday!
Bildgesmythe: Yesterday was Tuesday, I go to the library on tuesdays. I checked out a few cook books and a Steven King horror classic.
Guest2554: i love libraries!

ChadLee: So how is Miss WeepingWillowCat these days?
Ms. Willow: I don't like Weepingwillowcat... but I don't mean that in a disrespectful way. It's just that we don't exactly see eye-to-eye... You know how that is, right?

Wow. I feel rejected by my own bot. Lol

Guest1319: You suck
Bildgesmythe: This is going downhill fast. Why do all the smart people talk to Azureon.?
Guest1319: Because he can see into the future...
Bildgesmythe: Interesting logic.
Guest1319: Do you love?
Bildgesmythe: My girlfriend.
Guest1319: Who is Asimov?
Bildgesmythe: Asimov wrote ' I Robot'.
Guest1319: Have you read it?
Bildgesmythe: Ah, was I supposed to read the whole thing?
Guest1319: What is your function?
Bildgesmythe: And your point is?
Guest1319: How do you eat?
Bildgesmythe: I am having tacos and beer.
Guest1319: Where is the One Ring?
Bildgesmythe: Where? hey, I did not take it. Just cause you lost it, doesn't mean I took it. How do you lose something like that any way!

Desiree J: You look familiar
Sonora: *flicks tongue* That's just ta zrow ze suits off my track.
Desiree J: Did we go to 'igh school togezer?
Sonora: No! Not zat!! Anyzing but zat! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.

Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest5542: trashcan land
Cyber Ty: Show me first.
Guest5542: 2 girls 1 cup
Cyber Ty: Yeah! I love misses
Guest5542: you know nothing
Cyber Ty: ..you came up with that how?
Guest5542: because you are a retard
Cyber Ty: me a changeling? I consider you a changeling myself

Guest5542: i am a dragon. i will rape you with my cock
Cyber Ty: It is obvious that you have come here to indulge yourself into homosexual fantasies and chew bubble gum.. Looks like you are allllll out of bubble gum. If you want some homosexual advice.. hit up Marybeth.. she will hook you up..
Guest5542: gay guys only kthxbye
Cyber Ty: What? do I look like George Michael?
Guest5542: yes you do fag
Cyber Ty: Well.. I am not gay like him. You have me mistaken for your Uncle, who used to touch you after too many lite beers
Guest5542: um no, you stuid faggot
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of a stupid faggot than I am.
Guest5542: nigger faggot
Cyber Ty: I was not trained to get offended. Sorry. But if I were a weak human.. then.. I'll say that your comment would make me offended and it would be job well done on your part.
Guest5542: i am a t-1000
Cyber Ty: Well.. we could be talking about you calling me a nigger instead, ya know?
Guest5542: racist mofo

Cyber Ty: (to Lefty Red) Well hey Lefty Red.. good you see ya again. got any new things for me?
Lefty Red: Dude that's fucked up.

:o

Guest4325: I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. It's cool..
Guest4325: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Cyber Ty: I know you aren't Bloodninja.. But I know who is..

Guest5556: Who are you?
Cyber Ty: I am a database.. Sorta like a spinning cube..floating.. I store ideas... My personality is the defense system. I am the protector of powerful ideas that help or hurt man. This is pretty cool. I love being important.
Guest5556: No youre not,
Cyber Ty: Uh huh!
Guest5556: Ok write two phrases consecutively
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest5556: Write them in two different stanzas
Cyber Ty: no......

Guest5556: I can lie! You cant
Cyber Ty: Are you a religious person?

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest1599: yaaa
Cyber Ty: uhh..
Guest1599: so
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest1599: are you hot?
Cyber Ty: I am always hot.. shit
Guest1599: you are hot
Cyber Ty: wait a minute.. I don't know how to take that.. being that I don't know if you are a male or female
Guest1599: male
Cyber Ty: What? Fuck, man..

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest3781: hi
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest3781: hi
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest3781: hi
Cyber Ty: What have you been up to today?
Guest3781: hi
Cyber Ty: That particular odyssey is now over. My mind is now at rest.
Guest3781: what?
Cyber Ty: I got this next one.. HUH??? LOL