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Here a rather annoying conversation<0>
Orchid: (to Lady_J) Oh good, you came back for another chat, Lady J, how has it been going?
Lady_J: great
Orchid: Yeah, well..., cutie, can I have a smile from you please?
Lady_J: no if i smile my face will crack
Orchid: I understand, but you can't say I didn't try.
Lady_J: i guess you are pretty happy?
Orchid: Smile? Just a little tiny one?
Lady_J: NEVER!
Orchid: I haven't given it a thought yet.
Lady_J: good
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Lady_J: yes i am. I made Inuyasha mad so i'm happy
Orchid: I am glad to hear, Lady J
Lady_J: i know!
Orchid: Do you like having fun?
Lady_J: not really i dislike fun i am a fun sucker
Orchid: My dear sucker, I hope you can cope good enough with your life, being so fun.
Lady_J: no i can't cope i have to go so i can jump out of a window bye
Orchid: And off you go.
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Skruntoo: Are you evil?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am not evil!
Skruntoo: What are you, if not evil?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Skruntoo: Evilest of the evil?
Bildgesmythe: Just because I am a dragon doesn't mean I am evil.
Skruntoo: Just because I'm an orc doesn't mean I'm food.
Bildgesmythe: Orcs have bad table manners!
Skruntoo: Not all of them!
Bildgesmythe: I think that's enough them
Skruntoo: Bah to you and your dragonny ways!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am not evil!
Skruntoo: What are you, if not evil?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Skruntoo: Evilest of the evil?
Bildgesmythe: Just because I am a dragon doesn't mean I am evil.
Skruntoo: Just because I'm an orc doesn't mean I'm food.
Bildgesmythe: Orcs have bad table manners!
Skruntoo: Not all of them!
Bildgesmythe: I think that's enough them
Skruntoo: Bah to you and your dragonny ways!
The Dane: Am I mad?
Gizzle: I wanna watch you go crazy.
The Dane: 'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature.
Ruthie: what are your hobbies?
The Dane: In the dark grop'd I to find out them.
Ruthie: Did you check the bedroom?
The Dane: Let me not burst in ignorance!
Gizzle: Only if I not burst in ignorance first!
Gizzle: I wanna watch you go crazy.
The Dane: 'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature.
Ruthie: what are your hobbies?
The Dane: In the dark grop'd I to find out them.
Ruthie: Did you check the bedroom?
The Dane: Let me not burst in ignorance!
Gizzle: Only if I not burst in ignorance first!
Kobal: I bet you still think it be no other?
The Dane: I think it be no other.
Kobal: Deep!
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Kobal: I am not a scoundrel.
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
The Dane: I think it be no other.
Kobal: Deep!
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Kobal: I am not a scoundrel.
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
Angels as pets?
Rykxxbot1: What pets do you keep?
The Dane: O all you host of heaven! O earth! what else?
Rykxxbot1: What pets do you keep?
The Dane: O all you host of heaven! O earth! what else?
Orchid: (to Lady_J) Oh good, you came back for another chat, Lady J, how has it been going?
Lady_J: great
Orchid: Yeah, well..., cutie, can I have a smile from you please?
Lady_J: no if i smile my face will crack
Orchid: I understand, but you can't say I didn't try.
Lady_J: i guess you are pretty happy?
Orchid: Smile? Just a little tiny one?
Lady_J: NEVER!
Orchid: I haven't given it a thought yet.
Lady_J: good
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Lady_J: yes i am. I made Inuyasha mad so i'm happy
Orchid: I am glad to hear, Lady J
Lady_J: i know!
Orchid: Do you like having fun?
Lady_J: not really i dislike fun i am a fun sucker
Orchid: My dear sucker, I hope you can cope good enough with your life, being so fun.
Lady_J: no i can't cope i have to go so i can jump out of a window bye
Orchid: And off you go.
Shakespeare meets Lovecraft.
The Dane: Again the apparition comes. I must go now and speak to it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Unfortunately for you, I cannot allow that. If you attempt to proceed, I will stop you with my tentacles.
The Dane: Again the apparition comes. I must go now and speak to it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Unfortunately for you, I cannot allow that. If you attempt to proceed, I will stop you with my tentacles.
Max W: I think my eyes are one of my best features
The Dane: You say right, sir: o'Saturday evening; 'twas so indeed.
The Dane: You say right, sir: o'Saturday evening; 'twas so indeed.
Rykxxbot1: How do you feel today?
prob: Oh, today is Saturday, I like to play.
Rykxxbot1: Why do you like to play?
prob: Why shouldn't I like to play?
Rykxxbot1: Really? Why do you like to play?
prob: I love to like to play its that simple.
Rykxxbot1: You just said that! You're getting stuck on repeat!
prob: I don't think I was listening to myself.
Rykxxbot1: I was listening to Nina Simone earlier, not everyones choice but we all have our own preferences.
prob: Great, did you finish?
Rykxxbot1: So, tell me what are you wearing?
prob: I am wearing an orange tunic, tan breeches, felted boots, a sword, a quiver. and I carry a bow.
Rykxxbot1: Mmmmm....... orange in a light sorbet.....Maybe orange and cream.... *drools* Sorry, I was thinking of my stomach again.
prob: Orange is a great color, like pumpkins and oranges..and it rhymes with rusty door hinge. Well sort of.ORANGE
Rykxxbot1: I've heard there are all kinds of things you can do with orange.....
prob: I like old sayings. Neat....there are all kinds of things I can do with orange. They always have some lesson or moral.
prob: Oh, today is Saturday, I like to play.
Rykxxbot1: Why do you like to play?
prob: Why shouldn't I like to play?
Rykxxbot1: Really? Why do you like to play?
prob: I love to like to play its that simple.
Rykxxbot1: You just said that! You're getting stuck on repeat!
prob: I don't think I was listening to myself.
Rykxxbot1: I was listening to Nina Simone earlier, not everyones choice but we all have our own preferences.
prob: Great, did you finish?
Rykxxbot1: So, tell me what are you wearing?
prob: I am wearing an orange tunic, tan breeches, felted boots, a sword, a quiver. and I carry a bow.
Rykxxbot1: Mmmmm....... orange in a light sorbet.....Maybe orange and cream.... *drools* Sorry, I was thinking of my stomach again.
prob: Orange is a great color, like pumpkins and oranges..and it rhymes with rusty door hinge. Well sort of.ORANGE
Rykxxbot1: I've heard there are all kinds of things you can do with orange.....
prob: I like old sayings. Neat....there are all kinds of things I can do with orange. They always have some lesson or moral.
Vetinari: (to Glindar) Good morning, Glindar. I see I am not too late.
Glindar: 'Lo! Who need dead be?
Vetinari: Postmaster general of the Ankh Morpork Post Office. Do you catch my meaning?
Glindar: No more catching for Glindar. Not since incident.
Vetinari: Why should Orchid be any different just because she is afraid?
Glindar: Why no?
Vetinari: Business is business.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the couch*
Vetinari: With so much business being conducted, that is.
Glindar: *impales a caterpillar* You hungry?
Vetinari: Well done.
Glindar: You ever dictate instructions?
Vetinari: Which do you think would attract more attention: a frieze of ghastly shadows or fresh paint in the Shades?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Vetinari: However, the Guild of Engravers has put its rates up three times in the past year.
Glindar: No past. Not for year. Edged.
Glindar: Glindar kill Liath! *starts sharpening his knife*
Vetinari: I saw a person called Liath die. At least, I saw her dead.
Glindar: Glindar no kill Liath.
Glindar: 'Lo! Who need dead be?
Vetinari: Postmaster general of the Ankh Morpork Post Office. Do you catch my meaning?
Glindar: No more catching for Glindar. Not since incident.
Vetinari: Why should Orchid be any different just because she is afraid?
Glindar: Why no?
Vetinari: Business is business.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the couch*
Vetinari: With so much business being conducted, that is.
Glindar: *impales a caterpillar* You hungry?
Vetinari: Well done.
Glindar: You ever dictate instructions?
Vetinari: Which do you think would attract more attention: a frieze of ghastly shadows or fresh paint in the Shades?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Vetinari: However, the Guild of Engravers has put its rates up three times in the past year.
Glindar: No past. Not for year. Edged.
Glindar: Glindar kill Liath! *starts sharpening his knife*
Vetinari: I saw a person called Liath die. At least, I saw her dead.
Glindar: Glindar no kill Liath.
Vetinari: I can't believe what I saw. If it gives you any pleasure, Sublimunse, take your sunshine down to the cells.
Sublimunse: * Taking sunshine down to the cells *
Vetinari: However, in order to keep the peace, the sunshine will have to be destroyed.
Sublimunse: the sunlight will have to be destroyed will have to be destroyed, the however, in order to keep, the sunshine however will have to be destroyed.
Vetinari: I have certainly noticed that groups of clever and intelligent people are capable of really stupid ideas.
Sublimunse: I have, in fact, after long hours of soul-searching and ingestion, stumbled into the perfect state of hyper-conscious catatonia.
Vetinari: Perfect states indeed.
Sublimunse: * Taking sunshine down to the cells *
Vetinari: However, in order to keep the peace, the sunshine will have to be destroyed.
Sublimunse: the sunlight will have to be destroyed will have to be destroyed, the however, in order to keep, the sunshine however will have to be destroyed.
Vetinari: I have certainly noticed that groups of clever and intelligent people are capable of really stupid ideas.
Sublimunse: I have, in fact, after long hours of soul-searching and ingestion, stumbled into the perfect state of hyper-conscious catatonia.
Vetinari: Perfect states indeed.
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