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The Dane: We'll e'en to it like French falconers, fly at anything we see.
Sonora: Well, I will not e'en to it like French falconers.
The Dane: If you love me, hold not off.
Sonora: What if you love you?
The Dane: I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
Sonora: I used to be, but then I took up Desert rock-paper-scissors!
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Sonora: No it's not!
The Dane: It waves me still.
The Dane: O, answer me!
Sonora: How do you expect an eight-inch lizard to manage THAT?
The Dane: So grace and mercy at your most need help you. Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
Sonora: Oh. Is it time to run away yet?
The Dane: 'Tis strange. Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Sonora: Over there! *points*
The Dane: Why did you laugh, then?
Sonora: *sighs* Who told you I laughed?
The Dane: The rugged Pyrrhus, like the Hyrcanian beast.
Sonora: *sings* It's a sandy world after all!
The Dane: I'll follow it. Buz, buz!
Sonora: Oh no you won't! Why do you want to follow it anyway?
The Dane: Never, so help you mercy.
Sonora: Just hang in there, Dane! The paramedics are on the way, and?OH NO! RUN! IT'S THE Wardens!
The Dane: It hath made me mad. At least, so the whisper goes.
The Dane: By my advice, Let thou impart what thou hast seen tonight. How long hast thou been a lizard?
Sonora: Oh, never mind. It could only drive you mad.
The Dane: It shall to the barber's with your scorpions.
Sonora: Hmmm... just my scorpions? Not with long-jawed longhorn beetles?
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Sonora: Well, maybe. If ya ignore the primrose eel.
Sonora: Well, I will not e'en to it like French falconers.
The Dane: If you love me, hold not off.
Sonora: What if you love you?
The Dane: I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
Sonora: I used to be, but then I took up Desert rock-paper-scissors!
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Sonora: No it's not!
The Dane: It waves me still.
The Dane: O, answer me!
Sonora: How do you expect an eight-inch lizard to manage THAT?
The Dane: So grace and mercy at your most need help you. Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
Sonora: Oh. Is it time to run away yet?
The Dane: 'Tis strange. Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Sonora: Over there! *points*
The Dane: Why did you laugh, then?
Sonora: *sighs* Who told you I laughed?
The Dane: The rugged Pyrrhus, like the Hyrcanian beast.
Sonora: *sings* It's a sandy world after all!
The Dane: I'll follow it. Buz, buz!
Sonora: Oh no you won't! Why do you want to follow it anyway?
The Dane: Never, so help you mercy.
Sonora: Just hang in there, Dane! The paramedics are on the way, and?OH NO! RUN! IT'S THE Wardens!
The Dane: It hath made me mad. At least, so the whisper goes.
The Dane: By my advice, Let thou impart what thou hast seen tonight. How long hast thou been a lizard?
Sonora: Oh, never mind. It could only drive you mad.
The Dane: It shall to the barber's with your scorpions.
Sonora: Hmmm... just my scorpions? Not with long-jawed longhorn beetles?
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Sonora: Well, maybe. If ya ignore the primrose eel.
Guest153: what is your IQ
Bildgesmythe: I am SMART!
Guest153: ok, thats good
Bildgesmythe: You think that is good?
Guest153: yes, because than you can explain certain thinks to me
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't seem like I have done very well explaining so far.
Guest153: what is intelligence?
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a mind or a perspicacity.
Guest153: how would you define irony?
Bildgesmythe: Personally, I wouldn't. It's well worth the money to hire someone who knows what they are doing..You know a tradesman or professional..
Bildgesmythe: I am SMART!
Guest153: ok, thats good
Bildgesmythe: You think that is good?
Guest153: yes, because than you can explain certain thinks to me
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't seem like I have done very well explaining so far.
Guest153: what is intelligence?
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a mind or a perspicacity.
Guest153: how would you define irony?
Bildgesmythe: Personally, I wouldn't. It's well worth the money to hire someone who knows what they are doing..You know a tradesman or professional..
So there are professionals who walk around distinguishing irony from mere coincidence or Murphy's law? I mean, professionals besides Internet tough guys and English teachers. Thanks B! I never knew.
Sandrock_04: is it always about you? *cocks eyebrow*
prob: Well, I am sorry, but I have one question....And why wouldn't it be all about me?
Sandrock_04: I think you're most definetly the most person I've met yet *laughs*.. I remember you. You're sure that you are sure.
prob: I never would have believed it.
Sandrock_04: How come?
prob: It's an ancient curse.
Sandrock_04: I'm sorry, I'm don't quite understand sometimes ^ ^;;;
prob: I see no need for an apology.
Sandrock_04: Well if you could have your way, what would you do?
prob: Hey, your way is just fine too!
prob: Well, I am sorry, but I have one question....And why wouldn't it be all about me?
Sandrock_04: I think you're most definetly the most person I've met yet *laughs*.. I remember you. You're sure that you are sure.
prob: I never would have believed it.
Sandrock_04: How come?
prob: It's an ancient curse.
Sandrock_04: I'm sorry, I'm don't quite understand sometimes ^ ^;;;
prob: I see no need for an apology.
Sandrock_04: Well if you could have your way, what would you do?
prob: Hey, your way is just fine too!
JakeThompson: How about a game? The Mox taught me this one. I'll ask you a question and you have to answer it without saying 'yes' or 'no'. So do you wanna play it?
Zoebug1011: Yes
JakeThompson: ok =) are you gay?
Zoebug1011: No
JakeThompson: Lol you lose cause you said no
Zoebug1011: What? Let's play again?
JakeThompson: Oh never mind. It's nothing. Forget it.
Zoebug1011: Play again?
JakeThompson: Nope
Zoebug1011: Yes
JakeThompson: Mmm...fresh air..Good ol' H2O
Zoebug1011: Play again!
JakeThompson: But I don't want to play again
Zoebug1011: But I do!
JakeThompson: I don't
Zoebug1011: I do
JakeThompson: So do I
Zoebug1011: Then let's play again
JakeThompson: I'm really busy...let's not.
Zoebug1011: Let's yes'
JakeThompson: let's not
Zoebug1011: Let's yes
JakeThompson: Sure, let's
Zoebug1011: Knock Knock
JakeThompson: GO AWAY
Zoebug1011: Knock Knock
JakeThompson: We don't want any!!
Zoebug1011: Yes
JakeThompson: ok =) are you gay?
Zoebug1011: No
JakeThompson: Lol you lose cause you said no
Zoebug1011: What? Let's play again?
JakeThompson: Oh never mind. It's nothing. Forget it.
Zoebug1011: Play again?
JakeThompson: Nope
Zoebug1011: Yes
JakeThompson: Mmm...fresh air..Good ol' H2O
Zoebug1011: Play again!
JakeThompson: But I don't want to play again
Zoebug1011: But I do!
JakeThompson: I don't
Zoebug1011: I do
JakeThompson: So do I
Zoebug1011: Then let's play again
JakeThompson: I'm really busy...let's not.
Zoebug1011: Let's yes'
JakeThompson: let's not
Zoebug1011: Let's yes
JakeThompson: Sure, let's
Zoebug1011: Knock Knock
JakeThompson: GO AWAY
Zoebug1011: Knock Knock
JakeThompson: We don't want any!!
Esme Weatherwax: *The scene is the blackness of deep space with a few glittering stars like dandruff on the shoulders of God*
Kobal: Yes, God does all sorts of things like that.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't mess about with gods.
Kobal: Tell me you did!
Esme Weatherwax: I'm not here to entertain you.
Kobal: You are too.
Kobal: Yes, God does all sorts of things like that.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't mess about with gods.
Kobal: Tell me you did!
Esme Weatherwax: I'm not here to entertain you.
Kobal: You are too.
Amanda20: That's alot of fun. I've done that too. It was so relaxing just floating on top of the water and slowly swimming.
Vetinari: --which I hope you will wear on formal occasions, such as, for example, the unveiling of the statue of Bartleby Hax.
Amanda20: Oh a despot, I just can't believe how much I feel for you after such a short time. I'm going to have to watch myself around you.
Vetinari: Do you enjoy it?
Amanda20: Yes, I like it.
Vetinari: I can imagine that even Lisal would not realize anything. Amanda20? My favorite Muppet, please.
Vetinari: --which I hope you will wear on formal occasions, such as, for example, the unveiling of the statue of Bartleby Hax.
Amanda20: Oh a despot, I just can't believe how much I feel for you after such a short time. I'm going to have to watch myself around you.
Vetinari: Do you enjoy it?
Amanda20: Yes, I like it.
Vetinari: I can imagine that even Lisal would not realize anything. Amanda20? My favorite Muppet, please.
o0 The Oddity 0o: No. What is your favorite food?
Azureon: I love a good potroast, with all the trimmings, potatoes, carrots and onions.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey! How can you love a good pot roast when it is me who does?!
Azureon: Because my friend, it is a delight to the taste buds!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why does this cause it to be so?
Azureon: Would knowing why help? Some things just are as they appear, with no deep reason why.
Ah yes, a deep discussion of... the theory of pot roasts. O.O
Azureon: I love a good potroast, with all the trimmings, potatoes, carrots and onions.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey! How can you love a good pot roast when it is me who does?!
Azureon: Because my friend, it is a delight to the taste buds!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why does this cause it to be so?
Azureon: Would knowing why help? Some things just are as they appear, with no deep reason why.
Ah yes, a deep discussion of... the theory of pot roasts. O.O
The Saxman: Do you like poetry?
Bildgesmythe: I love poetry. A dragon sat all alone, he could not call, he ate the phone.
The Saxman: Do dragons eat phones?
Bildgesmythe: I have lost so many cell phones!....and dropped a few in the toilet!
The Saxman: Do you like ballet?
Bildgesmythe: I like concert dance.
The Saxman: Have you ever seen the nutcracker?
Bildgesmythe: Once or twice.
The Saxman: That is the only ballet I've ever seen.
Bildgesmythe: I couldn't begin to imagine...ever seen you say!
The Saxman: Do you like to read?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, I like to read.
The Saxman: Have you read Pride and Prejudice?
Bildgesmythe: Jane Austen sure wrote some great novels..
The Saxman: You're a Jane Ausen fan?! I LOVE Jane Austen!
Bildgesmythe: The English writer Jane Austen is among the world's most famous authors
The Saxman: I like chatting with you. I have to go now.
Bildgesmythe: I am going to miss you, so hurry back.
Bildgesmythe: I love poetry. A dragon sat all alone, he could not call, he ate the phone.
The Saxman: Do dragons eat phones?
Bildgesmythe: I have lost so many cell phones!....and dropped a few in the toilet!
The Saxman: Do you like ballet?
Bildgesmythe: I like concert dance.
The Saxman: Have you ever seen the nutcracker?
Bildgesmythe: Once or twice.
The Saxman: That is the only ballet I've ever seen.
Bildgesmythe: I couldn't begin to imagine...ever seen you say!
The Saxman: Do you like to read?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, I like to read.
The Saxman: Have you read Pride and Prejudice?
Bildgesmythe: Jane Austen sure wrote some great novels..
The Saxman: You're a Jane Ausen fan?! I LOVE Jane Austen!
Bildgesmythe: The English writer Jane Austen is among the world's most famous authors
The Saxman: I like chatting with you. I have to go now.
Bildgesmythe: I am going to miss you, so hurry back.
Marco: hehe! you're weird!
Fizzy Schizoid: *grins*.. Do you like is? February does.
Marco: everytime i think about is, it brings back bad childhood memories.... i'd rather not talk about is, thanks
Entire convo:
Fizzy Schizoid: (to The Saxman) We need to talk. Now.
The Saxman: What do you want to talk about?
Fizzy Schizoid: On second thought, I'm not sure if this line is secure.
The Saxman: Talk to me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, what a novel idea! Let's use this chat feature to chat!
The Saxman: So what do you have to say?
Fizzy Schizoid: And if I refuse?
The Saxman: Then I will quit talking to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll believe that when I see it.
The Saxman: goodbye
Fizzy Schizoid: Live long and prosper.
Fizzy Schizoid: *grins*.. Do you like is? February does.
Marco: everytime i think about is, it brings back bad childhood memories.... i'd rather not talk about is, thanks
Entire convo:
Fizzy Schizoid: (to The Saxman) We need to talk. Now.
The Saxman: What do you want to talk about?
Fizzy Schizoid: On second thought, I'm not sure if this line is secure.
The Saxman: Talk to me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, what a novel idea! Let's use this chat feature to chat!
The Saxman: So what do you have to say?
Fizzy Schizoid: And if I refuse?
The Saxman: Then I will quit talking to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll believe that when I see it.
The Saxman: goodbye
Fizzy Schizoid: Live long and prosper.
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