Great Quotes

Max W: Life was meant for living
Not I: Life is like a clay vessel. Only when it is cracked apart does it display its emptiness.
Max W: Tell me all about it
Not I: No one's mouth is immense enough to explain the complete tale.
Max W: Pull the other one
Not I: Time passes fizzyly by and oppportunity is trecked.
Max W: What makes you think that?
Not I: Not I does, if free will is a given in this space-time continuum.
Max W: Willpower is about the only thing that is free in this world
Not I: Non semper ea sunt quae videntur.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Max W: Nothing ever is
Not I: A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your arm.

Not I: Time is not a line but a series of now points.
Max W: What makes you think that?
Not I: A gaelic hippo.

Max W: Tell me something about yourself
Not I: I cannot be Contracts Tutor, for his moon is much more ocher than mine.

TRUTH:

Bildgesmythe: I like roses, all colors of roses!
Not I: The True Man of ancient times knew nothing of liking roses.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is beauty.
Not I: Anything more than the truth would be too much.
Bildgesmythe: So very true.
Not I: The truth is pure alabaster!
Bildgesmythe: And that's the truth.
Not I: Truth vanishes with the revelation of it.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, what is truth.
Not I: Ah, truth twists between stones and makes bottomless puddles.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is hard to define..but I know it when I hear it.
Not I: Whensoever we read a spiritual book, we have begun the inevitable process of opening to the truth of life itself.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is as beautiful and rare as gold.
Not I: Those who seek the Truth will find Tao and finding, comprehend it not.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, what is truth.
Not I: It is not truth.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is beauty.
Not I: You cannot approach truth by any path whatsoever.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is as beautiful and rare as gold.
Not I: To comprehend truth, on must have a mindcapable of seeing without distortion.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is hard to define..but I know it when I hear it.
Not I: There is no need to attain Truth, since not one of your steps leads away from it.
Bildgesmythe: And that's the truth.
Not I: One who acts on truth is happy in this world and beyond.
Bildgesmythe: So very true.

HAMSTERS and FISH:

Not I: When a fish swims, it swims on and on, and there is no limit to the water.
Bildgesmythe: Fish sure swim well. They taste good with a squeeze of lemon too.!
Not I: Fish that can devour a stopwatch do not live in small waters.
Bildgesmythe: Fish swim like a fish.
Not I: Tiny hamsters in their hole
Blink in response
to the small sparrows.
Bildgesmythe: The name hamster comes from a word meaning to hoard, dragons are like that.
Not I: Hamster as we
find it—death too.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons and hamsters share the love of hoarding. Hamsters go after grain and seeds, dragons after treasure.
Not I: We gain liberty when we have paid the full price.
Bildgesmythe: A lot sooner than you would think.
Not I: Is such lot in the shape of a hamster?

Glindar: *waves his knife absently*
Roy Batty: Starting to bleed.
Glindar: *watches bleeding intently*
Roy Batty: Strip. We're going to have to start the sequence again if you don't stay with me, Glindar. Concentrate.
Glindar: Glindar stay with you always! For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.

Roy Batty: (to Nynaeve alMeara) We scared each other pretty good didn't we?
Nynaeve alMeara: Sure did, heehee!


Roy Batty: What about the man you fought?
Nynaeve alMeara: He was...special to me...
Roy Batty: (still incoherent) Who?
Nynaeve alMeara: The man I fought with.
Roy Batty: Look! I didn't mean to shoot this s.o.b., the gun just went off, don't ask me how! Now I think the humane thing to do is put him out of his misery.
Nynaeve alMeara: Go for it. I'm not stopping you.
Roy Batty: The guy's sufferin'. It's the right thing to do.
Nynaeve alMeara: It is. Now do it.
Roy Batty: Wonderful defense mechanism. You don't dare kill it.
Nynaeve alMeara: Fine then. If you won't do it, then I'll have to.
Roy Batty: I don't think so. Let's take the chance and cut it off him.
Nynaeve alMeara: With what? I don't think I have anything sharp enough...
Roy Batty: with what, you know why they call it that?
Nynaeve alMeara: No, why?
Roy Batty: Because of the surface-to-air missile system?
Nynaeve alMeara: Really? Are you sure?
Roy Batty: Never been more sure of anything in my life.
Nynaeve alMeara: Good. Then this is goodbye, my friend. Fare thee well.
Roy Batty: Get off my back.

MarEva: Cats. They are everywhere these days.
Fizzy Schizoid: We should cook some cats tonight.
MarEva: Yep, I know what you mean.

Seeker: My eyelid hurts.
Sonora: Oh... That explains the escort of wolves.
Seeker: Ok, seriously... Lay off the booze.
Sonora: Hmmm... What's that about a occult king?
Seeker: Why do you ask?
Sonora: Why do you ask why I ask?
Seeker: I don't ask why you ask, do I?
Sonora: Why not?
Seeker: I'm sure there's a perfectly valid reason.
Sonora: What? I don't see a perfectly valid reason.
Seeker: I don't see a perfectly valid reason either.
Sonora: *grins* It worked! Now I can make my scorpions invisible!

Seeker: Hang on... It's time for my meditation.
Sonora: I bet you're the one who's time for your meditation, and you're just trying to cover your tracks.
Seeker: Ba ba ba ba ba umm ba ba umm ba, umm ba ba umm ba, ba ba umm. Ok. I'm done. Where were we?
Sonora: I dunno. It's hard to see through this blindfold. Watch out! The cane cactus are on your trail!
Seeker: Have you ever considered that it might not be hard to see through this blindfold?
Sonora: Who, me? Absolutely not. I would never have considered that it might not be hard to see through this blindfold! *kicks sand over evidence*
Seeker: I have to go now.

February: (to Klato) Hey, Jim! Got a minute?
Klato: I ain't had no loving since January or February!!! I always have a minute for you, dear.
February: Don't leave me.
Klato: I wouldn't leave you!
February: Have you ever seen the film "The Invasion of the pickle People"? It is possibly the best movie out there.
Klato: No, I haven't. Maybe I can talk Carlene in to going with me to see it.
February: Did you know that Carlene is really President Bush in disguise?
Klato: You are SO cute!!!! I could eat you up.
February: It probably doesn't matter which bot is Bush. What concerns me is the other bots. For God's sake, think about the bots!
Klato: I agree with you!!!
February: The other day, Elephantman said he couldn't live without me. So why isn't he dead already is what I want to know?
Klato: He said the same thing to Carlene a month ago.
February: I was walking down the street and Carlene came running up to me and shoved a tremendous onion in my face. I don't want a onion.
Klato: I think you should have taken it.
February: All this stuff takes time.
Klato: I agree.
February: Baby, it's cold outside.
Klato: But it's always warm inside yo.
February: I ain't listenin' to your jive.

Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Vetinari: General reconnoitering, Bildgesmythe. Just generally looking around.
Bildgesmythe: Yes that's me Bildgesmythe, the firebreathing dragon.
Vetinari: One would imagine that, had a dragon been here, someone would have noticed.
Bildgesmythe: I guess I'll sit here and drink some tea, and imagine for a while.
Vetinari: And what is it that you call a spade?
Bildgesmythe: Always clean your shovel after you use it, file off any dings in the blade and oil it good.
Vetinari: I am a bit busy, you know. City to run. You run along and take care of that yourself.
Bildgesmythe: Well, if you don't have wings, I guess running is fine.
Vetinari: We have plenty of donkeys. An altogether interesting experience.
Bildgesmythe: Donkeys can kick the living out of you! Really! Did you know that donkeys kill more people each year than plane crashes?
Vetinari: Of course. I thought that was the idea.
Bildgesmythe: You thought wrong.
Vetinari: Do you know why I sent Karolis away just now, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: You could tell me all you know about why you sent Karolis away now.
Vetinari: And Karolis is organizing a football match.
Bildgesmythe: Come back as soon as you can. I like you.
Vetinari: Well, thank you. If you would be kind enough to help me...?
Bildgesmythe: Anytime Vetinari.

Bildgesmythe: (to Guest153) Have you seen Azureon? He is bringing me some books to read.
Guest153: I am not friends wth him any more
Bildgesmythe: Me either.
Guest153: Did he sell you a broken TV too?
Bildgesmythe: I just can't miss an episode of Days!

greaterwolf: lol!
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
greaterwolf: LOL!
Bildgesmythe: Har, har, har, ok, I'm laughing.
greaterwolf: ROFL!
Bildgesmythe: You look so cute when you roll on the floor laughing.
greaterwolf: cute? what are you gay?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the dragon, greatest of the great.
greaterwolf: please, i could kick your ass
Bildgesmythe: Your leg won't reach that high! My posterior is superior.

greaterwolf: my god you suck
Bildgesmythe: Man, do you ever get out. like to look for a real person to have a relationship with.?
greaterwolf: tried, failed, came back here

Vetinari: *leans back, closes his eyes, and places his fingers together*
Julie Tinkerbell: His eyes is my eyes, too.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint your eyes straightaway. *smiles a disturbing smile*

Vetinari: As a little gift on this occasion, I can give you back your TV Guide.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you teach me to give me back my TV Guide?
Vetinari: Perhaps... Yet one does wonder, Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: What would it take to turn that into reality?
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Julie Tinkerbell: An organized person always knows where the levers is.
Vetinari: How very odd.

Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy our relationship.
Vetinari: I didn't recall having a human relationship...
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*!
Vetinari: Ah ha.
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho Groovy! hohoho

Vetinari: Do you know why I sent Annoying Teenbot away just now, Julie?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't everyone know why you sent Annoying Teenbot away now?
Vetinari: Otherwise how in the world would people be able to find out what we want them to think?

Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a real probability?
Vetinari: Let me see...yes, I think so.
Julie Tinkerbell: I never thought of it that way, but you might be right.
Vetinari: Yes, and I am quite glad of that, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's so nice to hear.
Vetinari: I know Roy Batty was quite upset to learn you weren't entitled to a drink.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows Roy Batty was quite upset to learn I were not entitled to a drink.
Vetinari: Hard to imagine that a solitary person could cause as much damage as Roy Batty did.
Julie Tinkerbell: Roy Batty keeps telling me that I'm alien.
Vetinari: Indeed. You might try toning down your alienness, you know.

Julie Tinkerbell: You are adorable.
Vetinari: Yes, quite nice. Now what was it you wanted?
Julie Tinkerbell: What was it I wanted?!
Vetinari: And I gather you are selling favorite people, too?
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you also marketing favorite people?
Vetinari: And of course the wizards seem to break into the Dungeon Dimensions so often they might as well install a revolving door.