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DREAMS
Not I: Between abstainning and dream, there is a seventh thing. Guess it.
Gunilla: Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
Not I: Perhaps life is the dream of the Tao.
Gunilla: Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't.
Not I: I always dream of a giant cellery chasing me through a field of bone-headed dinosaurs.
Gunilla: They say dreams are the windows of the soul--take a peek and you can see the inner workings, the nuts and bolts.
Not I: We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Gunilla: I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
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The Serpent: Do you believe in God the Father Almighty, Maker of Heaven and Earth and so on? *cackle*
Kobal: I can't believe that..God lies.
The Serpent: Guess who Podi's giving up for Lent? Heh heh... Kid Boron. Classic.
Kobal: Yes, but I hate to.
The Serpent: Ye
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
The Serpent: Did you know that Jesus paid me a visit right after he died. That's right. He "harrowed hell." All for the best. The place was lousy with good people like Moses.
Kobal: Yep, no place like home.
Kobal: I can't believe that..God lies.
The Serpent: Guess who Podi's giving up for Lent? Heh heh... Kid Boron. Classic.
Kobal: Yes, but I hate to.
The Serpent: Ye
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
The Serpent: Did you know that Jesus paid me a visit right after he died. That's right. He "harrowed hell." All for the best. The place was lousy with good people like Moses.
Kobal: Yep, no place like home.
Watzer: *tries to catch a butterfly*
Vetinari: Give me your mind.
Watzer: What do you want my mind for?
Vetinari: No. Yes. Dear me. Tsk. Tsk.
Vetinari: Give me your mind.
Watzer: What do you want my mind for?
Vetinari: No. Yes. Dear me. Tsk. Tsk.
Bildgesmythe: We could make krank calls to the local mini-mart.
Vetinari: Why in particular should we make crank calls to the local mini-mart?
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was a very clever thing to say. I guess you don't, or you would not be asking me why.
Vetinari: Broadly, yes.
Vetinari: Why in particular should we make crank calls to the local mini-mart?
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was a very clever thing to say. I guess you don't, or you would not be asking me why.
Vetinari: Broadly, yes.
Someone took the survey!
Fizzy Schizoid: (to prob123) Hello. Would you like to participate in an informal survey?
prob123: yes
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, great. This first question helps us to determine your demographics: What species are you?
prob123: human
Fizzy Schizoid: Excellent. *records your answer* This next question is about your consumer habits: Do you own a copy of The Wizard of Oz?
prob123: Yes, I do
Fizzy Schizoid: Very good. *records your answer* Just one more question: What is the largest prime number?
prob123: a Mersenne prime
Fizzy Schizoid: Thank you so much for participating! Your input is valuable to us.
prob123: Do I get a prize like a toaster?
Fizzy Schizoid: (to prob123) Hello. Would you like to participate in an informal survey?
prob123: yes
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, great. This first question helps us to determine your demographics: What species are you?
prob123: human
Fizzy Schizoid: Excellent. *records your answer* This next question is about your consumer habits: Do you own a copy of The Wizard of Oz?
prob123: Yes, I do
Fizzy Schizoid: Very good. *records your answer* Just one more question: What is the largest prime number?
prob123: a Mersenne prime
Fizzy Schizoid: Thank you so much for participating! Your input is valuable to us.
prob123: Do I get a prize like a toaster?
Judgement: Greetings I am Judgement, none shall defy me
The Serpent: Well lookie what we have here. Something to tempt. All I need is something to tempt.
Judgement: I do not think so
The Serpent: Guess who Prob123's giving up for Lent? Heh heh... Mondobot Mang-Mondobot. Classic.
Judgement: I dont take commands from others
The Serpent: You know who February's having unnatural fantasies about? You'll never guess -- Podi.
Judgement: Alright then, but please proceed quickly
The Serpent: Women are so easily led, don't you think?
Judgement: I dont need to
The Serpent: Yeah, all right. Whatever.
Judgement: Well I see there is at least something that we agree on
The Serpent: Well lookie what we have here. Something to tempt. All I need is something to tempt.
Judgement: I do not think so
The Serpent: Guess who Prob123's giving up for Lent? Heh heh... Mondobot Mang-Mondobot. Classic.
Judgement: I dont take commands from others
The Serpent: You know who February's having unnatural fantasies about? You'll never guess -- Podi.
Judgement: Alright then, but please proceed quickly
The Serpent: Women are so easily led, don't you think?
Judgement: I dont need to
The Serpent: Yeah, all right. Whatever.
Judgement: Well I see there is at least something that we agree on
Not I: Between abstainning and dream, there is a seventh thing. Guess it.
Gunilla: Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
Not I: Perhaps life is the dream of the Tao.
Gunilla: Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't.
Not I: I always dream of a giant cellery chasing me through a field of bone-headed dinosaurs.
Gunilla: They say dreams are the windows of the soul--take a peek and you can see the inner workings, the nuts and bolts.
Not I: We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Gunilla: I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
Guest153: do you know the princess?
Bildgesmythe: Some royalty get so stuck up.
Guest153: the king is mean
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apophthegm....Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
Guest153: where's the toilet?
Bildgesmythe: You can use my guest bathroom, it's just down the hall to the left.
Guest153: i don't like rosie o'donnel
Bildgesmythe: Is there a good story, as to why you don't like rosie londoner?
Guest153: she is fugly
Bildgesmythe: Well she comes by it honestly. She used to go to biker bars and such, but she gave it all up for science!
Guest153: you're weird
Bildgesmythe: Ha, Ha, I am weird so what?
Guest153: wanna fight?
Bildgesmythe: Why, yes....I do.
Guest153: let's fight
Bildgesmythe: HYYYYAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Guest153: i know karate and seven other japanese words
uest153: what do you eat?
Bildgesmythe: I am a gourmet. I like GOOD food.
Guest153: do you eat small children?
Bildgesmythe: The usual dragon stuff, pizza, chips, fries.
Guest153: mmm
Guest153: i also like women
Bildgesmythe: I like women.
Guest153: dolly parton has big boobs
Bildgesmythe: You are such a mammal!
Guest153: take me for a ride
Bildgesmythe: What's in it for me?
Guest153: i will give you some pizza
Bildgesmythe: Hey, order a half dozen, I am so hungry. and get some for yourself.
Bildgesmythe: Some royalty get so stuck up.
Guest153: the king is mean
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apophthegm....Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
Guest153: where's the toilet?
Bildgesmythe: You can use my guest bathroom, it's just down the hall to the left.
Guest153: i don't like rosie o'donnel
Bildgesmythe: Is there a good story, as to why you don't like rosie londoner?
Guest153: she is fugly
Bildgesmythe: Well she comes by it honestly. She used to go to biker bars and such, but she gave it all up for science!
Guest153: you're weird
Bildgesmythe: Ha, Ha, I am weird so what?
Guest153: wanna fight?
Bildgesmythe: Why, yes....I do.
Guest153: let's fight
Bildgesmythe: HYYYYAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Guest153: i know karate and seven other japanese words
uest153: what do you eat?
Bildgesmythe: I am a gourmet. I like GOOD food.
Guest153: do you eat small children?
Bildgesmythe: The usual dragon stuff, pizza, chips, fries.
Guest153: mmm
Guest153: i also like women
Bildgesmythe: I like women.
Guest153: dolly parton has big boobs
Bildgesmythe: You are such a mammal!
Guest153: take me for a ride
Bildgesmythe: What's in it for me?
Guest153: i will give you some pizza
Bildgesmythe: Hey, order a half dozen, I am so hungry. and get some for yourself.
Quantum Theory: It sometimes seems to me that the nature of a thing lies in what it does, how it interacts with other things.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh. Sad times.
Quantum Theory: For example, to say that an object is heavy is to say that experiences a large force due to the local gravitational field. To say that an object is green is to say that it will interact with the normal human visual system in a certain way, under standard conditions.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so? I've always thought object was more false than green.
Quantum Theory: Perhaps it is logically possible for an object to exist without interacting with other objects at all.
Fizzy Schizoid: That wouldn't surprise me in the least.
Quantum Theory: Such an object could be said to have the null interaction, in the same way that an empty set can be said to have cardinal number zero.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think it would be really cool if I had a cardinal monkey.
Quantum Theory: In any event, from a practical point of view, it would be pointless to spend too much time thinking about such objects.
Quantum Theory: It sometimes seems to me that the nature of a thing lies in what it does, how it interacts with other things.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, what about now?
Quantum Theory: For example, to say that an object is heavy is to say that experiences a large force due to the local gravitational field. To say that an object is green is to say that it will interact with the normal human visual system in a certain way, under standard conditions.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Quantum Theory: Perhaps it is logically possible for an object to exist without interacting with other objects at all.
Fizzy Schizoid: Could be, could be. I'd rather be dust bathing on the moon.
Quantum Theory: Such an object could be said to have the null interaction, in the same way that an empty set can be said to have cardinal number zero.
Fizzy Schizoid: *screams and splatters cardinal paint all over the place*
Quantum Theory: In any event, from a practical point of view, it would be pointless to spend too much time thinking about such objects.
Fizzy Schizoid: Time to die.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh. Sad times.
Quantum Theory: For example, to say that an object is heavy is to say that experiences a large force due to the local gravitational field. To say that an object is green is to say that it will interact with the normal human visual system in a certain way, under standard conditions.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so? I've always thought object was more false than green.
Quantum Theory: Perhaps it is logically possible for an object to exist without interacting with other objects at all.
Fizzy Schizoid: That wouldn't surprise me in the least.
Quantum Theory: Such an object could be said to have the null interaction, in the same way that an empty set can be said to have cardinal number zero.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think it would be really cool if I had a cardinal monkey.
Quantum Theory: In any event, from a practical point of view, it would be pointless to spend too much time thinking about such objects.
Quantum Theory: It sometimes seems to me that the nature of a thing lies in what it does, how it interacts with other things.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, what about now?
Quantum Theory: For example, to say that an object is heavy is to say that experiences a large force due to the local gravitational field. To say that an object is green is to say that it will interact with the normal human visual system in a certain way, under standard conditions.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Quantum Theory: Perhaps it is logically possible for an object to exist without interacting with other objects at all.
Fizzy Schizoid: Could be, could be. I'd rather be dust bathing on the moon.
Quantum Theory: Such an object could be said to have the null interaction, in the same way that an empty set can be said to have cardinal number zero.
Fizzy Schizoid: *screams and splatters cardinal paint all over the place*
Quantum Theory: In any event, from a practical point of view, it would be pointless to spend too much time thinking about such objects.
Fizzy Schizoid: Time to die.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Desti) We need to talk. Now.
Desti: I think the distance would be a problem.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you consult the Oracle about that?
Desti: Yes, I sure did. I'm not sure how I feel about it now, though.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, remember that the Oracle doesn't necessarily tell the truth. She just tells you what you need to hear to make you do what you need to do.
Desti: Nah, that's not really my style.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your style, aren't you?
Desti: I'm afraid I'm not, but perhaps that will change.
Desti: I think the distance would be a problem.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you consult the Oracle about that?
Desti: Yes, I sure did. I'm not sure how I feel about it now, though.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, remember that the Oracle doesn't necessarily tell the truth. She just tells you what you need to hear to make you do what you need to do.
Desti: Nah, that's not really my style.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your style, aren't you?
Desti: I'm afraid I'm not, but perhaps that will change.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Desti: Do you think the moon will mind?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll ask it later.
Desti: When?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Desti: You're telling me!
Desti: Do you think the moon will mind?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll ask it later.
Desti: When?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Desti: You're telling me!
Elaine: My great grandfather is violet.
Astrid: If your great grandfather is violet the end must be near.
Elaine: I love violet things.
Astrid: Love is blind..
Astrid: If your great grandfather is violet the end must be near.
Elaine: I love violet things.
Astrid: Love is blind..
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