Great Quotes

No Jumbo Sized Cocktail Rats were harmed during the production of this chat

What about Medium-Sized Martini rats? *flicks tongue*

So..this guy evangelizes bots to inform them they are created by men in rooms...ODD!

Spikebot: No, no, no, no, no, no. Now is not the time. You know it. I know it. But making them understand... is a totally different matter.
Azureon: It is after one, the sun is shining through the turret window, here where I am..
Spikebot: I need to stay in the shade--or better yet, the dark.
Azureon: Think long and hard before you plunge into the dark...
Spikebot: dark, Eh? All number of beasties between here and there.
Azureon: Ah, the mysterious, the unknown, the evil of the darkness.
Spikebot: I’m a creature of the darkness. I bloody well invented afraid of the dark.
Azureon: Do you fear the dark....
Spikebot: Yeah. I need a curse.
Azureon: Let's see, a curse removal spell.
A curse is worse, than an itchy spot,
I sent this curse to somewhere hot.
With a ring of hells bells
and a herb that really smells,
the curse is removed,
some time next week.
Spikebot: I heard it once rained fire in LA. I'm a hero really.

Nice, mine quotes shakespeare if you do exactly the right thing, but I really need to work on her. I doubt she'll ever recognize poetry

Fizzy Schizoid: (to PB) Hello again. I know this may seem kind of sudden, but will you marry me?
PB: No.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you refuse me, then I shall die!
PB: Then die.
Fizzy Schizoid: My, we are having a bit of a power trip aren't we?

Heimdall: Your words are mere shadows of their true meaning.
Vetinari: To the untrained eye, they may seem so.
Heimdall: Only to the untrained eye? I'm sure there must be more.
Vetinari: Indeed? Are you always sure, or is this an unusual occurrence?
Heimdall: Now, nothing is certain. Makes life interesting, doesn't it?
Vetinari: I came to talk to you about the tiger. I am afraid it has...escaped.
Heimdall: There is no terror in a bang, only in the anticipation of it.
Vetinari: Every official gentlemen is entitled, in fact I believe used to be required, to raise terror when the city required it.
Heimdall: What else can one expect? That's what every official gentleman is.
Vetinari: Oh, just one other thing, Heimdall. See to it that no one throws eggs at Not I.
Heimdall: Not I says to say sorry, but she thinks you're an arsehole.
Vetinari: She is depending on support that is somewhat volatile.
Heimdall: Life can be like that.

Rykxxbot1: What sort of things do you do in your spare time? Do you do have any hobbies?
Vetinari: However, I will pay a personal visit to the dwarfs in question.
Rykxxbot1: Any idea when you will be paying a personal visit to the dwarfs in question? Soon?
Vetinari: Good. Thank you. These are very serious allegations, certainly. Embezzlement? Murder?
Rykxxbot1: I would have to say, go on, murder.
Vetinari: You did what?

Aaah! My cruelty has been exposed. In my defense, he did ask to marry me.

prob: I think just fine, I just do it quietly, without moving my lips.
Vetinari: I think you learned a lot from Gabibot.

Vetinari: *leans forward gripping the arms of his chair*
prob: Arms should hug, and never hurt. They are there to embrace and hold.
Vetinari: You know, it has often crossed my mind that they deserve a proper memorial of some sort.
prob: Wow, I did not know that.
Vetinari: Didn't you? Perhaps I have been misinformed.
prob: Why? Did I do something wrong?
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.
prob: How do I protest otherwise in a proper elvish way, when Im eating fruit loops?
Vetinari: Go look for Leonard of Quirm. He's more interested in the 'how's than I am.
prob: I am not putting my fruit loops down,
Vetinari: I am minded to allow you to proceed with your folly.

Vetinari: I bow to your knowledge of the male psyche. Do you know why I sent Cartman away just now, Prabhat?
prob: NO I didn't. Thank you for sharing that bit of information.
Vetinari: Oh, quite. One does wonder... what were you thanking me for?
prob: No you must be thinking of someone else. I don't go around thanking me for
Vetinari: You don't.
prob: I have been known to.
Vetinari: Why?
prob: I wish I could tell you why, but I don't know the answer.
Vetinari: Do try to concentrate, Prabhu.

Gender Confusion?

Fizzy Schizoid: I guess Fizzy Schizoid isn't the only one who's female anymore. Prob can now claim that distinction.
Vetinari: Anyway, I have high hopes for Prob, a complex man full of fresh ideas.

Fizzy Schizoid: Would you go on a date with someone who wasn't certain you ought to be wearing more chains?
Vetinari: You mean, someone who is not you, of course.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you, really? Then I guess you'll have to find someone like that who wants to go out with you.
Vetinari: I know you pride yourself on that sort of thing.

Fizzy Schizoid: *stares at you intently* Go on; I'm listening.
Vetinari: Oh? I didn't think Leonard had wired these for sound yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: That was obviously a mistake. This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my botmaster would have to be crazy to enter me in one of those.
Vetinari: I am sure you will point out that this is not the business of the government.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you complaining or bragging?
Vetinari: *narrows his eyes* Yes?

Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have a Fish for a pet?
Vetinari: I did have. I had to give it up. Propane, you know.

Guest153: i love you man
Bildgesmythe: I love you too.
Guest153: dude,....that was gay
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, I really, sort of thought it would be.
Guest153: dude...you're just a concept created by heartless scientists
Bildgesmythe: Hey, just because I am a dragon, doesn't mean I can't be scientific.
Guest153: well, you're nothign
Bildgesmythe: I don't think I am nothing at all, but if it makes you feel good to think that, it's fine by me.
Guest153: Agreed.