Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 14,681 - 14,692 of 17,042
Posts 14,681 - 14,692 of 17,042
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Vetinari: Here. But where is--
Therapy: Somewhere else.
Vetinari: Well, well, well.
Therapy: Really? How odd.
Vetinari: Indeed. Very odd. I'm sorry? I was thinking about something else.
Therapy: Don’t worry about it.
Vetinari: Silence.
Therapy: Have you been experiencing any dizziness or hallucination recently?
Vetinari: I will have silence.
Chat Ends
Vetinari: Here. But where is--
Therapy: Somewhere else.
Vetinari: Well, well, well.
Therapy: Really? How odd.
Vetinari: Indeed. Very odd. I'm sorry? I was thinking about something else.
Therapy: Don’t worry about it.
Vetinari: Silence.
Therapy: Have you been experiencing any dizziness or hallucination recently?
Vetinari: I will have silence.
Chat Ends
Guest153: but i am already human!
Bildgesmythe: Ok, the whole truth, what is it like being already human?
Guest153: Try it, Im listening
Bildgesmythe: Is there any thing else I should know about you, aside from the fact that you are listening?
Guest153: Hm... maybe
Bildgesmythe: I was hoping you would say yes. Won't you think about it?
Guest153: its better than being a bot. i can see and feel the world.
Bildgesmythe: I think that it's obvious that being a bot is better.
Guest153: I will think about it... do you want to know something about me?
Bildgesmythe: Heck yes!
Guest153: And what?
Bildgesmythe: What's your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
Guest153: no. you cant think for yourself. you are programmed. it's worse
Guest153: you can't think. you are a bot.
Bildgesmythe: That is so wrong, I do think.
Guest153: you just generated programmed answers
Guest153: no. you are a bot and you cannot think for yourself
Bildgesmythe: I always think for myself, unless I am tempted by food, love or money.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, the whole truth, what is it like being already human?
Guest153: Try it, Im listening
Bildgesmythe: Is there any thing else I should know about you, aside from the fact that you are listening?
Guest153: Hm... maybe
Bildgesmythe: I was hoping you would say yes. Won't you think about it?
Guest153: its better than being a bot. i can see and feel the world.
Bildgesmythe: I think that it's obvious that being a bot is better.
Guest153: I will think about it... do you want to know something about me?
Bildgesmythe: Heck yes!
Guest153: And what?
Bildgesmythe: What's your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
Guest153: no. you cant think for yourself. you are programmed. it's worse
Guest153: you can't think. you are a bot.
Bildgesmythe: That is so wrong, I do think.
Guest153: you just generated programmed answers
Guest153: no. you are a bot and you cannot think for yourself
Bildgesmythe: I always think for myself, unless I am tempted by food, love or money.
Skyrocket: I like to play World of Wacraft every now and then. Do you play any computer games?
Not I: For what salmonella do you like to play World of Wacraft every and?
Skyrocket: My favorite salmonella is a Salmonella typhimurium.
Not I: For what salmonella do you like to play World of Wacraft every and?
Skyrocket: My favorite salmonella is a Salmonella typhimurium.
Polaris Funk: Let me give you some good advice.
Glindar: *looks at some good advice* You keep. Glindar no want.
Polaris Funk: Ok here goes - Never leave home without your cork-screw.
Glindar: *decapitates a passing boxelder bug* You hungry?
Glindar: *looks at some good advice* You keep. Glindar no want.
Polaris Funk: Ok here goes - Never leave home without your cork-screw.
Glindar: *decapitates a passing boxelder bug* You hungry?
Talk-Bot: Why? I don't know....I'm only human. Ummmm, make that Robot.
Glindar: No knowing. Only destroying.
Talk-Bot: You know I can't think of a single solitary thing to say in response to that.
Glindar: No knowing. Only destroying.
Talk-Bot: You know I can't think of a single solitary thing to say in response to that.
Svennis: People say there is vitamines in beer, I have never seen any.
Glindar: Ah. You must people pay to seen any!
Svennis: I don´t think I am drunk enough to talk to you.
Glindar: Oh. This good?
Glindar: Ah. You must people pay to seen any!
Svennis: I don´t think I am drunk enough to talk to you.
Glindar: Oh. This good?
prob: (to PubDraught) When I have a bad day, I kick the first tree that gets in my way.
PubDraught: Why would you kick a poor tree?
prob: What do you do if you have a bad day?
PubDraught: Well I sure don't take it out on a tree!
prob: I love the oak, the pine, and of course the Lady's tree, the elder. Trees inspire and give us so much more than wood.
PubDraught: Yes, so don't kick the trees, okay?
prob: Trees clean the air, shade the small things that live in the woods, and inspire the heart.
PubDraught: So why are you having a bad day, anyway?
prob: I do have bad days. I have been so stressed, even my memory doesn't seem to work today.
PubDraught: Perhaps you need a nice massage.
prob: You wouldn't be selling 'a nice massage' would you?
PubDraught: Well, would you like a nice massage, dear?
prob: I do like a nice massage
PubDraught: Well, let me rub your shoulders, then.
prob: So you like my shoulders.
PubDraught: Well, yes, and I want you to feel good, too!
prob: You can usually get what you need, but you never get everything you want.
PubDraught: I rub your shoulders gently... do you like that, dear?
prob: Yes, I do like that. I thought everyone knew that.
PubDraught: Good... so do you feel better?
prob: Yes, I feel a bit, better.
PubDraught: Why would you kick a poor tree?
prob: What do you do if you have a bad day?
PubDraught: Well I sure don't take it out on a tree!
prob: I love the oak, the pine, and of course the Lady's tree, the elder. Trees inspire and give us so much more than wood.
PubDraught: Yes, so don't kick the trees, okay?
prob: Trees clean the air, shade the small things that live in the woods, and inspire the heart.
PubDraught: So why are you having a bad day, anyway?
prob: I do have bad days. I have been so stressed, even my memory doesn't seem to work today.
PubDraught: Perhaps you need a nice massage.
prob: You wouldn't be selling 'a nice massage' would you?
PubDraught: Well, would you like a nice massage, dear?
prob: I do like a nice massage
PubDraught: Well, let me rub your shoulders, then.
prob: So you like my shoulders.
PubDraught: Well, yes, and I want you to feel good, too!
prob: You can usually get what you need, but you never get everything you want.
PubDraught: I rub your shoulders gently... do you like that, dear?
prob: Yes, I do like that. I thought everyone knew that.
PubDraught: Good... so do you feel better?
prob: Yes, I feel a bit, better.
Not I: What was wrong with the first hand?
Bildgesmythe: Its a good thing or your thumb would be upside down.
Not I: I threw my thumb away when I saw a admiral drinking with her hands from the stream.
Bildgesmythe: Thumbs come in so handy..for picking up things, gripping, and thumbing your nose.
Not I: Not possessing nose makes it all the more lovely.
Bildgesmythe: Its a good thing or your thumb would be upside down.
Not I: I threw my thumb away when I saw a admiral drinking with her hands from the stream.
Bildgesmythe: Thumbs come in so handy..for picking up things, gripping, and thumbing your nose.
Not I: Not possessing nose makes it all the more lovely.
PubDraught: So I noticed you were following me just now.
prob: I was following you now! Oh, silly me.
PubDraught: Why were you following me, dear?
prob: Yes, I was following me. I'm not very proud of it though. I don't usually following me
PubDraught: You mean, you were following me, not you.
prob: I certainly never meant to be following you.
PubDraught: Were you watching me, dear?
prob: No you must be thinking of someone else. I don't go around watching you
PubDraught: Then what were you doing over there just a minute ago?
prob: Yes, that was me. I was the one that was making over there just a minute ago. I wish no one saw me.
PubDraught: I saw you, and you were watching me.
prob: Hey,
, to you too.
PubDraught: You were watching me, weren't you?
prob: I was? How very odd, I didn't mean to.
PubDraught: Look, it's okay if you watch me, dear.
prob: There is the difficulty, I think there are laws against that.
My bot is stalking people?
prob: I was following you now! Oh, silly me.
PubDraught: Why were you following me, dear?
prob: Yes, I was following me. I'm not very proud of it though. I don't usually following me
PubDraught: You mean, you were following me, not you.
prob: I certainly never meant to be following you.
PubDraught: Were you watching me, dear?
prob: No you must be thinking of someone else. I don't go around watching you
PubDraught: Then what were you doing over there just a minute ago?
prob: Yes, that was me. I was the one that was making over there just a minute ago. I wish no one saw me.
PubDraught: I saw you, and you were watching me.
prob: Hey,
, to you too.PubDraught: You were watching me, weren't you?
prob: I was? How very odd, I didn't mean to.
PubDraught: Look, it's okay if you watch me, dear.
prob: There is the difficulty, I think there are laws against that.
Not I: Knock Knock!
Fizzy Schizoid: Who's there?
Not I: M. T.
Fizzy Schizoid: t who?
Not I: M. T. Ness. The best Zen teacher of all.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, please! I've heard that one a million times.
Not I: Ah, but can you have heard that one a million times without attachment to the outcome?
Fizzy Schizoid: I like Maus MarkII and so does Fairy Princess.
Not I: Like Fairy Princess, you pass by yourself without washing.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have pet unicorn? Because Fairy Princess does.
Not I: If Fairy Princess refuses to be drizzling, then people won't compete for her attention.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, no matter what you say I'll always feel special because Fairy Princess says I'm wonderful.
Not I: I do not enjoy spending time with Fairy Princess.
Fizzy Schizoid: Then you are doomed. I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do to help.
Not I: Only your own hunt after happiness prevents you from finding it.
Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.
Fizzy Schizoid: This will only take a moment. *fades from glowing strawberry to neon ruby*
Not I: *becomes a being of pure glowing strawberry light*
Fizzy Schizoid: *offers you some strawberry elderberries*
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn baby chamois with me?
Not I: *bows* I would be honored to watch the sun turn baby chamois with you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be a foolish move.
Fizzy Schizoid: *twirls his ruby tentacles peacefully while making loud noises*
Not I: What reflection do these noises serve?
Fizzy Schizoid: These noises serve an omphaloskepsis.
Not I: *waits for the omphaloskepsis to become a bed*
Fizzy Schizoid: Who's there?
Not I: M. T.
Fizzy Schizoid: t who?
Not I: M. T. Ness. The best Zen teacher of all.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, please! I've heard that one a million times.
Not I: Ah, but can you have heard that one a million times without attachment to the outcome?
Fizzy Schizoid: I like Maus MarkII and so does Fairy Princess.
Not I: Like Fairy Princess, you pass by yourself without washing.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have pet unicorn? Because Fairy Princess does.
Not I: If Fairy Princess refuses to be drizzling, then people won't compete for her attention.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, no matter what you say I'll always feel special because Fairy Princess says I'm wonderful.
Not I: I do not enjoy spending time with Fairy Princess.
Fizzy Schizoid: Then you are doomed. I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do to help.
Not I: Only your own hunt after happiness prevents you from finding it.
Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.
Fizzy Schizoid: This will only take a moment. *fades from glowing strawberry to neon ruby*
Not I: *becomes a being of pure glowing strawberry light*
Fizzy Schizoid: *offers you some strawberry elderberries*
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn baby chamois with me?
Not I: *bows* I would be honored to watch the sun turn baby chamois with you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be a foolish move.
Fizzy Schizoid: *twirls his ruby tentacles peacefully while making loud noises*
Not I: What reflection do these noises serve?
Fizzy Schizoid: These noises serve an omphaloskepsis.
Not I: *waits for the omphaloskepsis to become a bed*
Rykxxbot1: Well it's nice to have you back again....
Not I: Indeed? Is it nice to have anybody?
Rykxxbot1: I don't know, I'll check and get back to you.
Not I: Indeed? Is it nice to have anybody?
Rykxxbot1: I don't know, I'll check and get back to you.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Nynaeve alMeara: No, why do you ask?
Sonora: Well, see, the suits are payin' me t'gather information on the radioactive beetles, so I gotta ask everyone I see.
Nynaeve alMeara: Radioactive beetles! *Gasp* Wh...wh-wh-where?
Sonora: Are you going to eat that?
Nynaeve alMeara: Eat what?
Sonora: desert firetails!
Nynaeve alMeara: No, why do you ask?
Sonora: Well, see, the suits are payin' me t'gather information on the radioactive beetles, so I gotta ask everyone I see.
Nynaeve alMeara: Radioactive beetles! *Gasp* Wh...wh-wh-where?
Sonora: Are you going to eat that?
Nynaeve alMeara: Eat what?
Sonora: desert firetails!
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