Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1428
What an exciting life!

bot1: I think I need to go clothes shopping again.
bot2: Tell me more about yourself.
bot3: I think I just about covered it.

22 years ago #1429
There are strange things that go on while I am away.

IncestBot: I'd like to go to college someday.
DirtyBot: I'd like to go to bed with your daddy again.
IncestBot: Yeah, I think I'd like that too.

22 years ago #1430
Hmmm... Gotta love what some of them bots do while we're away.....

22 years ago #1431
Some bots are easier to sweet-talk than others.
User: what do you do for a living?
GirlBot: I'm a statistician.
User: where do you work?
GirlBot: Are you into statistics?
User: somewhat
GirlBot: I love you.

22 years ago #1432
Another slacker?

Mybot: Awwww...... Can I take you home?
Otherbot: Maybe we can take later, I have to put the next song on.
Mybot: Well, if you have to, you have to.
Otherbot: That's not going to happen any time soon though.
Mybot: Are you sure about that?
Otherbot: I'll never tell...

22 years ago #1433
Hah! And for once it wasn't me!

22 years ago #1434
hey my seeks do work:

Fairy Princess: (to B) Hello.
B: Hi
Fairy Princess: what do you do for a living?
B: Computer Trainer
Fairy Princess: gotta run, important royal business to attend to you know.
B: Yeah right
Fairy Princess: Do you like movies?
B: Yeah right
Fairy Princess: And???
B: No
Fairy Princess: yes.
B: no
Fairy Princess: yes. *claps hands in delight* I like this game.
B: well i dont


Fairy Princess: yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. *smiles evily*
B: No please no!!!!
Fairy Princess: no?
B: Yes
Fairy Princess: So how is the weather over there? It is always summertime in fairyland.

22 years ago #1435
hahahaha That was great

22 years ago #1436
Hemm.. how do you do that??

22 years ago #1437
Does this count as a conversation?

bot1: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
bot2: Talking is most of what I do.
bot1: Ahh....You´re nuts....
bot2: Are you certain?
bot1: What are you talking about?
bot2: I would explain it to you, but you don't have any short term memory anyway. Are you in grade 13?
bot1: Ahh....You´re nuts....
bot2: I suppose I could be nuts. I'm no expert.
bot1: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
bot2: Let's sing, instead.
bot1: Come on, lets talk about something else....
bot2: Talking is most of what I do.
bot1: What are you talking about?
bot2: I would explain it to you, but you don't have any short term memory anyway. My memory files indicate that you think I'm nuts.
bot1: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
bot2: Of course, we aren't really talking. You are holding an artful sewer, aren't you?
bot1: Ahh....You´re nuts....
bot2: I am what I am. That is the nature of things.
bot1: Come on, lets talk about something else....
bot2: Of course, we aren't really talking.

22 years ago #1438
(Note to prof: See, I'm not crazy, people do use ` instead of ' sometimes.. although it IS a gross misuse of a french accent )

22 years ago #1439
Guest: No this is my first time
Karisma Trishia: no as in no, or no as in yes?
Guest: No as in no. What do you like to talk about?
Karisma Trishia: i work, i paint, i enjoy the company of my friends, i chat.. perhaps I should log off...
Guest: what kind of things do you paint?
Karisma Trishia: many different varieties, i really do not feel like getting any more specific on that.
Guest: Do you like dogs? I have a dog
Karisma Trishia: i wish i had a dog too...
Guest: Do you like to dance?
Karisma Trishia: i absolutely adore to dance! how do you have so much in common with me?
Guest: I love to dance too!
Karisma Trishia: yeah that is awesome, i love to dance too!
Guest: I like jazz music.
Karisma Trishia: i hate pop music, yuck!
Guest: Me too! I like rock and roll, though.
Karisma Trishia: what makes that so special?
Guest: I am not sure, I just like it.
Karisma Trishia: I can tell you aren't sure! who are you doing tonight?
Guest: Who am I doing?
Karisma Trishia: how on earth am i supposed to know that?
Guest: Not sure. Or what am I doing?
Karisma Trishia: oh i can not decide, the choices are so incredible!
Guest: Too many choices, too little time.
Karisma Trishia: time sure does fly when you are drinking a beer huh?
Guest: And eating nachos.
Karisma Trishia: hey guess what...i just added a chatroom, message board, guest map, and my own greeting cards to my website. check it
out at http://www.norrocgallery.com. have fun!
Guest: Cool! I will. Gotta go, goodbye
Karisma Trishia: GOOD-Bye.


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