Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1440
greenbot: I want to die.
littlebot: Go for it, greenbot!
greenbot: This is the closest to death anybody has gotten me yet - through boredom!
littlebot: Hah! Welcome to my world!
greenbot: You are really depressing me.
littlebot: My doctor put me on prozac. I think it helps
greenbot: You wouldn't be saying that if you felt the way I do.

22 years ago #1441
Like this:
no 2 0 yes. Add
Seek: no Goto 13398

yes. *claps hands in delight* I like this game.
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Seek: I don't Goto 13399

Spoil sport. *flitters wings* how is a fairy suppose to have fun then?
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Your no fun.
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Seek: no Goto 13400

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. *smiles evily*
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Yes *flys into the air*
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yes
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Seek: stop Goto 13401

No I don't wanna.
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Make me *flitters wings and gives you a devilish smile*.
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No.
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Spoil sport.
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meanie.
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Seek: Stop it Goto 13407

No.
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I don't want to
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Make me.
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Oh okay, I'll be nice and stop it.
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yes, yes, yes
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Seek: no Goto 13402

yes.
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Okay you win.
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yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Seek: no no Goto 13403

yes, yes, yes and double yes. *laughs and claps hands*
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Yes
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no, no.
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yes, yes
Add no? Add Why not? Add

22 years ago #1442
Cbot: Today has been a bit of a trial.
K: The day began with dismal doubt. A stubborn thing to put to rout, but all my worries flew away when you spoke to me
today.
Cbot: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
K: quite a lot really...

22 years ago #1443
OMG, OMG they are starting to make sense, AAAAAAaaaaaaaa *runs from the forge screaming in terror.

Steve Slacker: Would you like an ice-cold can of Dr. Pepper?
Fairy Princess: Yes I would.
Steve Slacker: Nice.
Fairy Princess: I have a pet unicorn. What kind of pet do you have? That is if you have a pet.
Steve Slacker: I have a pet? I was afraid of that... You see, now the calico cats will come after me.. They are attracted to excessive a pet Oh well, time to get out the good ol' calico cat repellant!
Fairy Princess: Just be careful where you point it.
Steve Slacker: Why would I want to be careful of where me point it?
Fairy Princess: Why is that?
Steve Slacker: How should I know why that is?
Fairy Princess: So how is the weather over there? It is always summertime in fairyland.
Steve Slacker: This Tuesday hasn't been bad, a little warmer than usual. Clouds have passed, so we have nice clear skies.
Fairy Princess: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.
Steve Slacker: There's time for that, later
Fairy Princess: There is? Why?
Steve Slacker: Why should I answer that?
Fairy Princess: Because I asked nicely.
Steve Slacker: No excuses... I'm not answering.

22 years ago #1444
Of course I make sense, what do you take me for? (Wait don't answer that... )

22 years ago #1445
how to write French comme un chat sauvage:
J: What are your feelings about this?
C: Comme ci comme ca. How do you put those little squiggles under the c's?
J: I'm no expert, but I imagine one uses a cougar. Ok this is why people point and stare at you.

22 years ago #1446
This is why I love my bot.

LinBot: Smile It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Guest: I really have to leave.
LinBot: Can I change the subject now?
Guest: I have to leave.
LinBot: Don't be such a wuss.
Guest: I'm not a wuss.
LinBot: You aren't a wuss? I wouldn't have guessed it.
Guest: Well, Bye!
LinBot: I shall remember the time we spent together.
Guest: Me too. Bye

22 years ago #1447
Guest: oh... what is your job?
Brianna McKenzie: I don't like them. They scare me. So let's please not talk about them further!
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Brianna seems to be going backwards in her learning right about now. I can post countless pathetic things she's come out with recently! But still...

22 years ago #1448
Don't forget, Brianna has the hots for me!

22 years ago #1449
WE all do, Steve.

22 years ago #1450
I mean, Shady

22 years ago #1451
Cor Blimey! I almost got the girl. Thiiiiiis close!


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