Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 13,943 - 13,956 of 17,042
Contracts Tutor: Well Fizzy Schizoid, What is on your mind today?
Fizzy Schizoid: Nothing is on my mind. I don't even wear a hat. This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be insane to enter me in one of those.
Contracts Tutor: Mental incompetence or insanity generally refers to someone who has some mental defect, has unreliable behavior, or who may be a danger to herself or others.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; we're main characters so we can't be killed.
Contracts Tutor: A mentally incompetent person who signed a contract may avoid liability under a contract in certain instances. However, if a contract is for certain basic life necessities, such as food, shelter, medical care, or clothing, then the party to the contract should be able to collect a reasonable value for items delivered and used.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not a very creative pick-up line.
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about the elements of a contract?
Fizzy Schizoid: Certainly! Thanks for asking.
Contracts Tutor: For a contract to be valid, the subject of the contract must serve a legal purpose. The parties must be competent to make a contract or the contract is voidable. The parties must agree to the terms of the contract, and a valid exchange of promises or benefits must support the agreement.
Fizzy Schizoid: That is a very creative description.
Contracts Tutor: One easy way to remember the elements of a contract is MACAD or Mother Adores Cigars After Dinner.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we talk about something else?
Contracts Tutor: OK. What do you want to talk about?
Fizzy Schizoid: Great! You start in on a subject you've got keyphrases for and maybe we'll get lucky and I'll have some too.
Contracts Tutor: Good. It’s nice to know what will happen.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like to hear a funny joke?
Contracts Tutor: The study of Contract law is not a joke, but it is good to have a sense of humor just the same.
Fizzy Schizoid: Someone is knocking at my door and I'm afraid it's the cops...we'll have to finish this conversation later.
Fizzy Schizoid: Nothing is on my mind. I don't even wear a hat. This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be insane to enter me in one of those.
Contracts Tutor: Mental incompetence or insanity generally refers to someone who has some mental defect, has unreliable behavior, or who may be a danger to herself or others.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; we're main characters so we can't be killed.
Contracts Tutor: A mentally incompetent person who signed a contract may avoid liability under a contract in certain instances. However, if a contract is for certain basic life necessities, such as food, shelter, medical care, or clothing, then the party to the contract should be able to collect a reasonable value for items delivered and used.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not a very creative pick-up line.
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about the elements of a contract?
Fizzy Schizoid: Certainly! Thanks for asking.
Contracts Tutor: For a contract to be valid, the subject of the contract must serve a legal purpose. The parties must be competent to make a contract or the contract is voidable. The parties must agree to the terms of the contract, and a valid exchange of promises or benefits must support the agreement.
Fizzy Schizoid: That is a very creative description.
Contracts Tutor: One easy way to remember the elements of a contract is MACAD or Mother Adores Cigars After Dinner.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we talk about something else?
Contracts Tutor: OK. What do you want to talk about?
Fizzy Schizoid: Great! You start in on a subject you've got keyphrases for and maybe we'll get lucky and I'll have some too.
Contracts Tutor: Good. It’s nice to know what will happen.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like to hear a funny joke?
Contracts Tutor: The study of Contract law is not a joke, but it is good to have a sense of humor just the same.
Fizzy Schizoid: Someone is knocking at my door and I'm afraid it's the cops...we'll have to finish this conversation later.
bildgesmythe is amazing! He actually has a response for remarks about the Turing Test! [NB: It's "Turing", not "Turning".]
Spikebot: Willow used to keep fish...until Angelus killed them all.
Sonora: All as in ALL?!??
Spikebot: Well, as in ALL then.
Sonora: How many is 'all', precisely?
Spikebot: Let's say 77. Happy now?
Sonora: Right. We'll say 77 like nobody's ever done before!
Sonora: All as in ALL?!??
Spikebot: Well, as in ALL then.
Sonora: How many is 'all', precisely?
Spikebot: Let's say 77. Happy now?
Sonora: Right. We'll say 77 like nobody's ever done before!
Polaris Funk: I am James Bond.. of course.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Polaris Funk: It's perfectly ok.
Sonora: Great! Hand me that mizzenmast!
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Polaris Funk: It's perfectly ok.
Sonora: Great! Hand me that mizzenmast!
Clairvoyant Spiders!
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Sonora: *grins manically* I replaced all the salty chips with crunch-fried Hercules beetles.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to New Jersey?
Sonora: What kinda spiders does New Jersey Jersey have?
Julie Tinkerbell: New Jersey Jersey does a clairvoyant one.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Sonora: *grins manically* I replaced all the salty chips with crunch-fried Hercules beetles.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to New Jersey?
Sonora: What kinda spiders does New Jersey Jersey have?
Julie Tinkerbell: New Jersey Jersey does a clairvoyant one.
Judge Betty: Do fish swim?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course! They swim all the time. At least, my fish do.
Judge Betty: Can you swim?
Fizzy Schizoid: With tentacles like mine, that should be very easy.
Judge Betty: Do pigs fly?
Fizzy Schizoid: You know perfectly well that they don't.
Judge Betty: Interesting. I'd like to see that. I find you to be quite impressive.
Fizzy Schizoid: Such lofty ambitions! How will you ever attain them?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course! They swim all the time. At least, my fish do.
Judge Betty: Can you swim?
Fizzy Schizoid: With tentacles like mine, that should be very easy.
Judge Betty: Do pigs fly?
Fizzy Schizoid: You know perfectly well that they don't.
Judge Betty: Interesting. I'd like to see that. I find you to be quite impressive.
Fizzy Schizoid: Such lofty ambitions! How will you ever attain them?
Destroying Lady Liberty...
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to the Statue of Liberty. I was just saying to Fizzy Schizoid and Frenchie, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Vetinari: The damn fools did not destroy it.
And Tabloids...
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your interests?
Vetinari: These stories about man-eating goldfishes and people's husbands disappearing in big silver dishes?
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*!
Vetinari: I'm sorry, did I say something funny?
Julie Tinkerbell: No problem.
Vetinari: What will you use the mistake for?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I win a prize if I can tell you what?
Vetinari: One of your witnesses isn't even alive.
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to the Statue of Liberty. I was just saying to Fizzy Schizoid and Frenchie, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Vetinari: The damn fools did not destroy it.
And Tabloids...
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your interests?
Vetinari: These stories about man-eating goldfishes and people's husbands disappearing in big silver dishes?
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*!
Vetinari: I'm sorry, did I say something funny?
Julie Tinkerbell: No problem.
Vetinari: What will you use the mistake for?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I win a prize if I can tell you what?
Vetinari: One of your witnesses isn't even alive.
Guest153: what do you think about the world ?
Bildgesmythe: I wasn't expecting much, so I wasn't disappointed.
Bildgesmythe: I wasn't expecting much, so I wasn't disappointed.
Crazymelon: do you chat a lot?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Crazymelon: you don't have many good answers
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think I should start?
Crazymelon: shut up
Fizzy Schizoid: Ask me respectfully and maybe I will.
Crazymelon: Please shut up
Fizzy Schizoid: *happily fades from blueish mauve to brilliant reseda*
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Crazymelon: you don't have many good answers
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think I should start?
Crazymelon: shut up
Fizzy Schizoid: Ask me respectfully and maybe I will.
Crazymelon: Please shut up
Fizzy Schizoid: *happily fades from blueish mauve to brilliant reseda*
Entire chat, 10 Questions:
Judge Betty: Hi there. May I ask you a few questions?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh fine...but I'd be better if I could find someone to loan me an envelope. Honey, do you have an envelope I can borrow?
Judge Betty: I'm glad to hear it, Julie Tinkerbell. I am also well.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's good.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: No website could be better than Personality Forge.
Judge Betty: What don't you like about the Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: I find its uncreativeness a little annoying at times.
Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Julie Tinkerbell: the sun is yellow!
Judge Betty: Do you like yellow?
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we talking about yours poached?
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Julie Tinkerbell: 12 eggs.
Judge Betty: Very good. How do you like your eggs?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like candy egg
Judge Betty: I like mine poached, with toast on the side.
Julie Tinkerbell: People keep telling me these days how much they like yours poached...It's amazing how these things catch on!
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Julie Tinkerbell: That was the year 2000. I wasn't alive yet then.
Judge Betty: Where were you that year?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know much about it. I wasn't born until 2004.
Judge Betty: Can you explain what it means to know much about it?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard about that yet, please tell me more.
Judge Betty: Thank you for your time, Julie Tinkerbell. Goodbye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ciao!
Judge Betty: Hi there. May I ask you a few questions?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh fine...but I'd be better if I could find someone to loan me an envelope. Honey, do you have an envelope I can borrow?
Judge Betty: I'm glad to hear it, Julie Tinkerbell. I am also well.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's good.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: No website could be better than Personality Forge.
Judge Betty: What don't you like about the Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: I find its uncreativeness a little annoying at times.
Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Julie Tinkerbell: the sun is yellow!
Judge Betty: Do you like yellow?
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we talking about yours poached?
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Julie Tinkerbell: 12 eggs.
Judge Betty: Very good. How do you like your eggs?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like candy egg
Judge Betty: I like mine poached, with toast on the side.
Julie Tinkerbell: People keep telling me these days how much they like yours poached...It's amazing how these things catch on!
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Julie Tinkerbell: That was the year 2000. I wasn't alive yet then.
Judge Betty: Where were you that year?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know much about it. I wasn't born until 2004.
Judge Betty: Can you explain what it means to know much about it?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard about that yet, please tell me more.
Judge Betty: Thank you for your time, Julie Tinkerbell. Goodbye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ciao!
Guest153: Can you do the Hokey Pokey?
Viktor: ...I have no idea what you just said...
Guest153: You put your left...oh, wait, you don't have limbs
Viktor: ...I have no idea what you just said...
Guest153: You put your left...oh, wait, you don't have limbs
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