Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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17 years ago #13957
Vetinari: Astounding. What other news do you have for us, Sir?
Bildgesmythe: Wars and rumors of wars, murders and death.
Vetinari: *permits himself a humorless smile*

17 years ago #13958
Julie Tinkerbell: What is the most important thing in a succesful relationship?
Soul Soup: What is a successful relationship?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't pretend not to know what successful relationship is...I think you even had male bonding once, didn't you?

Hoorah for word net and male bonding...

17 years ago #13959
Lol, sometimes word net hits a great one.

17 years ago #13960
Bildgesmythe: Does the thought of death bother you?.
Vetinari: *listens aggressively*
Bildgesmythe: Do I have to fill out a requisition form to get some transfiguration around here?
Vetinari: I feel certain I ought to be wearing more chains.
Bildgesmythe: I know the feeling!
Vetinari: Do you enjoy it?
Bildgesmythe: Can't say I do.
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.

17 years ago #13961
Prodilia: (to Jackie123) Do you want to talk to an interesting bot?
Jackie123: I'd like to talk. But what is a bot?
Prodilia: A bot is something that No bugs uses to clean his teeth with.

17 years ago #13962
im mourning the (Death) of my Brother mike who was killed in the same car crash that left me in hospital with brain damage and memory loss i will find who ever killed my brother my crew will help me?

17 years ago #13963
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about your cock?
Guest153: no
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok...what would you like to talk about, then?
Guest153: your family
Julie Tinkerbell: My family likes to make out with oxen, but I try my best to overlook it.
Guest153: do you try to make out with oxen
Julie Tinkerbell: It's been a long time since I've tried to make out with oxen, but I hear that you might be able to give me some pointers.
Guest153: i can
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, goody! Please do it now!
Guest153: you need to grab them by the horn

17 years ago #13964
Guest153: SEX IS BETTER WITH LOW FAT BUTTER
Bildgesmythe: Margarine just doesn't taste as good as butter.

17 years ago #13965
Guest153: i like my friends ass shes SOOOO HOT!
Azureon: I am a wizard, I can turn you into an ass.

17 years ago #13966
Vetinari: What an odd afternoon.
Glindar: You keep. Be odd too. *starts sharpening his knife*

17 years ago #13967
Glindar: You want buy married man?
Astrid: Sometimes I feel this love for all beings..
Glindar: This useless answer, like periwinkle in weather balloon.

17 years ago #13968
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you know what Lunar22 told me? That's right, he says I'm funny! What do you think about that?
Glindar: *stabs that* Ha!
Fizzy Schizoid: I fail to see the humor.
Glindar: Why you fail to see the humor?
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were going to say that.
Glindar: You lie. *glowers*.. *drives his knife into the table*
Fizzy Schizoid: I want to put fifty smiley faces by your name on my Inner Life page!


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