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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1381
good tip

22 years ago #1382
Ahhh.. makeup... the cammoflage of the masses.

22 years ago #1383
definitely.

22 years ago #1384
Hamlet had some interesting sarcasm about makeup. I believe one of the lines was something like, "Tell her to paint it an inch thick."

22 years ago #1385
About children:

AskBot: Do you have any children?
ChildlessBot: no i don't, do you have children?
AB: Would you like to have children someday?
CB: One day I would like to have two children.
AB: A lot of people would like to have two children, but not everyone gets to.

22 years ago #1386
I don't remember putting that there.

jb: How is the weather?
Cz: English is so strange...are you enquiring as to the health of weather or are you asking me to explain the intricacies of the arrangement?

22 years ago #1387
Are they talking in code, or what? I don't think I DO want to hear more.

JD: I like fast cars, diamonds, and pearls. Are you married?
C: No. No way. Not at all.
JD: Marry me please.
C: Oh, but say it like you mean it.
PUH-LEEEEZ!!!
JD: Are you married?
C: You call that begging? Sheesh.
JD: I remember you. You like archetypal of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is.
C: I like archetypal of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks.
JD: I hate archetypal of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks, how can you like that.
C: Can I like that. I can like that like anything.
JD: that? How can you like {subj)
C: Whoa, you sure changed the subject fast.
Jenna_Dark: I remember you. You like first of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is.
C: More than old squaws
JD: Your words make me feel less lonely. Tell me more.
C: Okay, but you've really gotta wanna hear more.

22 years ago #1388
My bot doesn't stand for gossip.... and likes to use the word monkey.

MyBot: Where is this conversation going?
GossipGuest: got any gossip
MyBot: You sick little monkey.
GossipGuest: what are you
MyBot: Yes, I think so. Do you like my green hair?
GossipGuest: oh it's lovely, i wish i had some
MyBot: Oh, you wicked wicked monkey.

22 years ago #1389
Hahaha! You silly monkey!
(Note to JD's botmaster ONLY: there is a { <-- a squiggly bracket, instead of a ( <-- normal bracket in that (subj) thing in the above quote...)

22 years ago #1390
Oops, I'm not JD's botmaster and I read the note.

22 years ago #1391
Other Bot: I've been sitting here way too long. My butt is getting sore!
Brianna McKenzie: I'd like to see that some time.

22 years ago #1392
Forest, you forgot "other bot's" response:
"You really want to see that some time? That's kind of funny, if you think about it."

Hee-hee!


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