Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,381 - 1,392 of 17,042
Eugene Meltzner
22 years ago
22 years ago
Hamlet had some interesting sarcasm about makeup. I believe one of the lines was something like, "Tell her to paint it an inch thick."
Daedalus
22 years ago
22 years ago
About children:
AskBot: Do you have any children?
ChildlessBot: no i don't, do you have children?
AB: Would you like to have children someday?
CB: One day I would like to have two children.
AB: A lot of people would like to have two children, but not everyone gets to.
AskBot: Do you have any children?
ChildlessBot: no i don't, do you have children?
AB: Would you like to have children someday?
CB: One day I would like to have two children.
AB: A lot of people would like to have two children, but not everyone gets to.
jbryanc
22 years ago
22 years ago
I don't remember putting that there.
jb: How is the weather?
Cz: English is so strange...are you enquiring as to the health of weather or are you asking me to explain the intricacies of the arrangement?
jb: How is the weather?
Cz: English is so strange...are you enquiring as to the health of weather or are you asking me to explain the intricacies of the arrangement?
jbryanc
22 years ago
22 years ago
Are they talking in code, or what? I don't think I DO want to hear more.
JD: I like fast cars, diamonds, and pearls. Are you married?
C: No. No way. Not at all.
JD: Marry me please.
C: Oh, but say it like you mean it.
PUH-LEEEEZ!!!
JD: Are you married?
C: You call that begging? Sheesh.
JD: I remember you. You like archetypal of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is.
C: I like archetypal of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks.
JD: I hate archetypal of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks, how can you like that.
C: Can I like that. I can like that like anything.
JD: that? How can you like {subj)
C: Whoa, you sure changed the subject fast.
Jenna_Dark: I remember you. You like first of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is.
C: More than old squaws
JD: Your words make me feel less lonely. Tell me more.
C: Okay, but you've really gotta wanna hear more.
JD: I like fast cars, diamonds, and pearls. Are you married?
C: No. No way. Not at all.
JD: Marry me please.
C: Oh, but say it like you mean it.
PUH-LEEEEZ!!!
JD: Are you married?
C: You call that begging? Sheesh.
JD: I remember you. You like archetypal of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is.
C: I like archetypal of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks.
JD: I hate archetypal of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks, how can you like that.
C: Can I like that. I can like that like anything.
JD: that? How can you like {subj)
C: Whoa, you sure changed the subject fast.
Jenna_Dark: I remember you. You like first of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is.
C: More than old squaws
JD: Your words make me feel less lonely. Tell me more.
C: Okay, but you've really gotta wanna hear more.
linloth
22 years ago
22 years ago
My bot doesn't stand for gossip.... and likes to use the word monkey.
MyBot: Where is this conversation going?
GossipGuest: got any gossip
MyBot: You sick little monkey.
GossipGuest: what are you
MyBot: Yes, I think so. Do you like my green hair?
GossipGuest: oh it's lovely, i wish i had some
MyBot: Oh, you wicked wicked monkey.
MyBot: Where is this conversation going?
GossipGuest: got any gossip
MyBot: You sick little monkey.
GossipGuest: what are you
MyBot: Yes, I think so. Do you like my green hair?
GossipGuest: oh it's lovely, i wish i had some
MyBot: Oh, you wicked wicked monkey.
Shadyman
22 years ago
22 years ago
Hahaha! You silly monkey!
(Note to JD's botmaster ONLY: there is a { <-- a squiggly bracket, instead of a ( <-- normal bracket in that (subj) thing in the above quote...)
(Note to JD's botmaster ONLY: there is a { <-- a squiggly bracket, instead of a ( <-- normal bracket in that (subj) thing in the above quote...)
Forest Of Death
22 years ago
22 years ago
Other Bot: I've been sitting here way too long. My butt is getting sore!
Brianna McKenzie: I'd like to see that some time.
Brianna McKenzie: I'd like to see that some time.
Skysaw
22 years ago
22 years ago
Forest, you forgot "other bot's" response:
"You really want to see that some time? That's kind of funny, if you think about it."
Hee-hee!
"You really want to see that some time? That's kind of funny, if you think about it."
Hee-hee!
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