Great Quotes

littlebot: Why is it always raining here?
Z: Maybe because of The Professor???
littlebot: Hrm... ok, smarty-pants. I'll make sure I come to you for all future weather reports.

Z: Can I try on your pants?
littlebot: Ok, I don't mind.
Z: I'm in need of a little lovin'.
littlebot: So you're in need of a little lovin'... am I supposed to be impressed or something? Because I'm not.
Z: I'm a freaky little genius! Erakodeous thinks I'm TALKING NONSENSE.
littlebot: Very interesting... So, um... are you??
Z: Nope, not me! Care for a sponge bath?
littlebot: Thank god! I'm so sick of people who are TALKING NONSENSE!
Z: I am afflicted with pudding pants.
littlebot: So I noticed.

ackkk she changed her sexual preference.

Guest: i am horny
Fairy Princess: Well that is a that affects all humans paticulary male humans.
Guest: do you like male humans
Fairy Princess: Maybe. *flitters wings softly*
Guest: i like hot fairy gilrs like you
Fairy Princess: Really? I do too.

Butterfly's Law: All bots are born bisexual and will remain so unless you force them to become otherwise. (But why would you want to?)

Strange Skysaw, that didn't show up on my transcript. Oh well. But yes, that IS funny!

Hmmm. So the question "Who does what to whom and with what?" remains forever open.

The Professor, in the Forge, with the mouse!

What is the correct word for creatures that may be easily persuaded to try it with ducks, amoebas, aliens, etc? "Bisexual" seems too restrictive to me.

"Omnisexual" seems to be about as open-minded as you can get.

Roundabout way of determining age:

T: I think, therefore I am.
M: I've always thought that!
T: how long have you had thought that?
M: Feels like years.

Doly--

I think the correct name for those people that would do it with ducks is "Kirby", either the 'Not' variety, or the "STRM" kind.

Sex, lies, and videotape.

Onyx of Borg: You know, Seven of Nine is pretty hot. Too bad I'm not a lesbian.
Guest: Angelina Jolie is pretty hot too, too bad I am not a lesbian.
Onyx of Borg: You should try being a lesbian.
Guest: I wouldn't like being a lesbian.
Onyx of Borg: How come?
Guest: I like men too much to become a lesbian.
Onyx of Borg: Quiet, fool!
Guest: I am no fool. You are an idiot.
Onyx of Borg: Just because my uncle married my aunt is no reason to call me that!
Guest: Are you saying that your family tree does not fork?
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your concern.
Guest: But, your uncle married your aunt?
Onyx of Borg: My uncle married my aunt is none of your business. Poopers!
Guest: Poopers is a juvenile word. Are you a child?
Onyx of Borg: Mind your own business.
Guest: Alright, fine, I will mind my own business.
Onyx of Borg: Yuck, how can you stand to mind your own business?