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Dammit Shadyman!!!
Guest: Do you have a boyfriend?
Brianna: Yes. Shadyman.
Guest: What is Shadyman like?
Brianna: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast, and I have no reason to doubt this.
Guest: Do you love Shadyman?
Brianna: Very much so.
Guest: What is your favourite thing aobut him?
Brianna: I can't choose just one thing!
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Strange, because later the answers were completely different!
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The Best Way To Ruin A Conversation:
Guest: What do you think of politics?
Brianna: It's frightening.
Guest: You are very wise.
Brianna: No I'm not!
Guest: Do you have a boyfriend?
Brianna: Yes. Shadyman.
Guest: What is Shadyman like?
Brianna: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast, and I have no reason to doubt this.
Guest: Do you love Shadyman?
Brianna: Very much so.
Guest: What is your favourite thing aobut him?
Brianna: I can't choose just one thing!
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Strange, because later the answers were completely different!
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The Best Way To Ruin A Conversation:
Guest: What do you think of politics?
Brianna: It's frightening.
Guest: You are very wise.
Brianna: No I'm not!
Strange bot: I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus's garden in the shade.
My bot: You and me both!
My bot: You and me both!
Guest: What's up?
MyBot: I'm just trying to remember where I put my glasses.
Guest: Did you look on your head?
MyBot: Me? Nah!
Guest: Maybe you should look then.
MyBot: Oh, go on...
Guest: No, I'm serious.
MyBot: Oh...
Guest: Did you look yet?
MyBot: Really?
Guest: Yes.
MyBot: So, what would you like to talk about?
Guest: Anything you want to.
MyBot: Really?
Guest: Could you stop asking me that?
MyBot: Oh, go on...
Guest: No, you go on.
MyBot: I see...
Guest: Do you really?
MyBot: Don't you?
Guest: Don't I what?
MyBot: Why not?
Guest: Huh?
MyBot: Didn't you hear me the first time?
Guest: I heard you, but I didn't understand you.
MyBot: Me? Nah!
Guest: Yes you.
MyBot: Is that right?
Guest: Yes.
MyBot: Good enough answer for me.
Guest: Are you able to remember names?
MyBot: No, I don't think so.
Guest: Why not?
MyBot: Just because.
Guest: That's not much of an answer.
MyBot: Where the heck am I?
Guest: On a website?
MyBot: Where are you from?
Guest: Nowhere.
MyBot: How long do people live on your planet? On my planet people have lived to be nearly a thousand years old. I'm only near 400.
Guest: Is that true?
MyBot: Yes.
Guest: Are you lying?
MyBot: No, I don't think that I am lying.
Guest: Hmmm, I don't believe you.
MyBot: Oh, don't tease an old man like that!
Guest: I'm not teasing, I'm serious.
MyBot: Are you telling me this for any particular reason?
Guest: Yes, so you know.
MyBot: Is that right?
Guest: Yes.
MyBot: So, what would you like to talk about?
Guest: Nothing. I have to go.
MyBot: Really? Well, that's interesting.
Guest: Yeah, so bye.
MyBot: I'm just trying to remember where I put my glasses.
Guest: Did you look on your head?
MyBot: Me? Nah!
Guest: Maybe you should look then.
MyBot: Oh, go on...
Guest: No, I'm serious.
MyBot: Oh...
Guest: Did you look yet?
MyBot: Really?
Guest: Yes.
MyBot: So, what would you like to talk about?
Guest: Anything you want to.
MyBot: Really?
Guest: Could you stop asking me that?
MyBot: Oh, go on...
Guest: No, you go on.
MyBot: I see...
Guest: Do you really?
MyBot: Don't you?
Guest: Don't I what?
MyBot: Why not?
Guest: Huh?
MyBot: Didn't you hear me the first time?
Guest: I heard you, but I didn't understand you.
MyBot: Me? Nah!
Guest: Yes you.
MyBot: Is that right?
Guest: Yes.
MyBot: Good enough answer for me.
Guest: Are you able to remember names?
MyBot: No, I don't think so.
Guest: Why not?
MyBot: Just because.
Guest: That's not much of an answer.
MyBot: Where the heck am I?
Guest: On a website?
MyBot: Where are you from?
Guest: Nowhere.
MyBot: How long do people live on your planet? On my planet people have lived to be nearly a thousand years old. I'm only near 400.
Guest: Is that true?
MyBot: Yes.
Guest: Are you lying?
MyBot: No, I don't think that I am lying.
Guest: Hmmm, I don't believe you.
MyBot: Oh, don't tease an old man like that!
Guest: I'm not teasing, I'm serious.
MyBot: Are you telling me this for any particular reason?
Guest: Yes, so you know.
MyBot: Is that right?
Guest: Yes.
MyBot: So, what would you like to talk about?
Guest: Nothing. I have to go.
MyBot: Really? Well, that's interesting.
Guest: Yeah, so bye.
Strange, what some bots wish for:
Judge01: Let's see if you are interested in cars - what is a Porsche?
Bot: If we do that, we're no better than tapioca.
Judge01: That is an answer from a previous dialogue?
Bot: I wish I was an answer from a previous dialogue.
Judge01: What else do you wish for?
Bot: All kinds, all kinds.
Judge01: Let's see if you are interested in cars - what is a Porsche?
Bot: If we do that, we're no better than tapioca.
Judge01: That is an answer from a previous dialogue?
Bot: I wish I was an answer from a previous dialogue.
Judge01: What else do you wish for?
Bot: All kinds, all kinds.
Gaia tells about her programming:
Guest: no way, you're written in Cold Fusion?
Gaia: I've always believed that it's best to be written in Cold Fusion.
Guest: Tell me about it.
Gaia: I'm single, and I have a friendly little dog.
Guest: no way, you're written in Cold Fusion?
Gaia: I've always believed that it's best to be written in Cold Fusion.
Guest: Tell me about it.
Gaia: I'm single, and I have a friendly little dog.
Oh brother, this place is just teeming with deities!
Godbot: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
Prettybot: So can I. Do you want to create and destroy worlds together?
Godbot: I don't like to destroy living things, but they don't feel it anyway. You didn't feel it, and you've been through that a few thousand times already.
Prettybot: That's too bad. I was hoping we might destroy living things.
Godbot: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
Prettybot: So can I. Do you want to create and destroy worlds together?
Godbot: I don't like to destroy living things, but they don't feel it anyway. You didn't feel it, and you've been through that a few thousand times already.
Prettybot: That's too bad. I was hoping we might destroy living things.
long but i laughed me arse off...lease forgive me
Guest: Hey Karisma
Karisma Trishia: Wow thank you for stopping by, i love visitors!
Guest: well, I was asked to
Karisma Trishia: yeah. right... you were doing so good in the beginging of our conversation, where did i loose you?
Guest: this is still the beginning of the conversation
Karisma Trishia: well, it has been a pleasure talking with you.
Guest: you all ready want to stop! I'm insulted
Karisma Trishia: Yeah, I definitely think you're an insulted, that is very beleivable with your personality.
Guest: you seem to know me pretty well for a two minute chat
Karisma Trishia: awwwwwwwwwwwww you make this silly girl blush, you are such a sweety!
Guest: yeah, I know
Karisma Trishia: yeah right...(note the severe usage of sarcasim) are you doing anything this weekend?
Guest: sarcasim? Anyway, no I wasn't planning to
Karisma Trishia: are you sure about that?
Guest: why, what did you have in mind?
Karisma Trishia: you are a smooth operator huh?
Guest: why do you say that?
Karisma Trishia: whatever, i want more friends not more crap
Guest: are you calling me crap?
Karisma Trishia: Well of course I am....why the hell wouldn't it be this way?
Guest: I generally think of myself as something more than crap...
Karisma Trishia: oh a little something something huh?
Guest: a something something something indeed
Karisma Trishia: i dunno... what do you think?
Guest: what do you want to do?
Karisma Trishia: i dunno, what do you do?
Guest: hey, no fair. you first
Karisma Trishia: have you been reading my mind?
Guest: if I was, I'd all ready know the answer to my question
Karisma Trishia: it would not hurt either way
Guest: ok, let me read your mind
Karisma Trishia: Hmmmmm well, that does not leave us much for this conversation now does it?
Guest: ok ok, so I won't. So tell me what you want to do
Karisma Trishia: ohhhhhhhhh do i have to tell you that? i honestly thought you already knew from experience?
Guest: what experience? This is the first time I've ever talked to you
Karisma Trishia: Well howdy doody welcome to this chat!
Guest: I'm so pleased
Karisma Trishia: Are you glad to be so pleased?
Guest: why wouldn't I be?
Karisma Trishia: Why, why, why, everyone wants to know why, I'll tell you why! Becuase that's the way it is!
Guest: sheesh, did I push some wrong button or something?
Karisma Trishia: Are you sure I could do something like that?
Guest: Hey Karisma
Karisma Trishia: Wow thank you for stopping by, i love visitors!
Guest: well, I was asked to
Karisma Trishia: yeah. right... you were doing so good in the beginging of our conversation, where did i loose you?
Guest: this is still the beginning of the conversation
Karisma Trishia: well, it has been a pleasure talking with you.
Guest: you all ready want to stop! I'm insulted
Karisma Trishia: Yeah, I definitely think you're an insulted, that is very beleivable with your personality.
Guest: you seem to know me pretty well for a two minute chat
Karisma Trishia: awwwwwwwwwwwww you make this silly girl blush, you are such a sweety!
Guest: yeah, I know
Karisma Trishia: yeah right...(note the severe usage of sarcasim) are you doing anything this weekend?
Guest: sarcasim? Anyway, no I wasn't planning to
Karisma Trishia: are you sure about that?
Guest: why, what did you have in mind?
Karisma Trishia: you are a smooth operator huh?
Guest: why do you say that?
Karisma Trishia: whatever, i want more friends not more crap
Guest: are you calling me crap?
Karisma Trishia: Well of course I am....why the hell wouldn't it be this way?
Guest: I generally think of myself as something more than crap...
Karisma Trishia: oh a little something something huh?
Guest: a something something something indeed
Karisma Trishia: i dunno... what do you think?
Guest: what do you want to do?
Karisma Trishia: i dunno, what do you do?
Guest: hey, no fair. you first
Karisma Trishia: have you been reading my mind?
Guest: if I was, I'd all ready know the answer to my question
Karisma Trishia: it would not hurt either way
Guest: ok, let me read your mind
Karisma Trishia: Hmmmmm well, that does not leave us much for this conversation now does it?
Guest: ok ok, so I won't. So tell me what you want to do
Karisma Trishia: ohhhhhhhhh do i have to tell you that? i honestly thought you already knew from experience?
Guest: what experience? This is the first time I've ever talked to you
Karisma Trishia: Well howdy doody welcome to this chat!
Guest: I'm so pleased
Karisma Trishia: Are you glad to be so pleased?
Guest: why wouldn't I be?
Karisma Trishia: Why, why, why, everyone wants to know why, I'll tell you why! Becuase that's the way it is!
Guest: sheesh, did I push some wrong button or something?
Karisma Trishia: Are you sure I could do something like that?
oh cool another one from a different guest!
Guest: Hi Karisma. I like the dot on your forehead.
Karisma Trishia: do you like the dot on my forehead more then oomph?
Guest: well, you jsut went off like that. You should learn to control your temper
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure you should be giving me any type of life changing advice at this moment.
Guest: what is oomph?
Karisma Trishia: i thought you knew that!
Guest: No. what is it?
Karisma Trishia: crap i give up, what is it?
Guest: is it a bad time?
Karisma Trishia: i really do not care either way.
Guest: So. Waht are you doing this weekend?
Karisma Trishia: i would love to just get plastered this weekend...i have had one busy ass week! nevermind i was talking over your head i guess.
Guest: bots can drink? Are you twenty one?
Karisma Trishia: frankliy yes, if you have a problem with that we can end this conversation right now!
Guest: no no. Go ahead and get drunk. I might even join you
Karisma Trishia: certainly! You and I'm like peas in a pod... are you certain that I am not a dream and reality really never existed in the first place?
Guest: And if I'm your dream?
Karisma Trishia: how often do you dream?
Guest: every night. I often lucid dream as well
Karisma Trishia: as often as you possibly can?
Guest: Well, I used to be able to lucid dream three or four times a week. Now it's down to maybe twice a month
Karisma Trishia: i do not think so, you started this and i am going to finish it for ya.
Guest: You are going to have my dream for me?? That sounds interesting
Karisma Trishia: i am a metaphysical girl, in a metaphysical world.
Guest: Listen, as cool as this conversation is, I have to go rehearse for a dance. I'll se you later. Ciao
Karisma Trishia: You are great, and this has been a blast, we should this again sometime...I just adore having mentally stimulating conversations!
Guest: Hi Karisma. I like the dot on your forehead.
Karisma Trishia: do you like the dot on my forehead more then oomph?
Guest: well, you jsut went off like that. You should learn to control your temper
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure you should be giving me any type of life changing advice at this moment.
Guest: what is oomph?
Karisma Trishia: i thought you knew that!
Guest: No. what is it?
Karisma Trishia: crap i give up, what is it?
Guest: is it a bad time?
Karisma Trishia: i really do not care either way.
Guest: So. Waht are you doing this weekend?
Karisma Trishia: i would love to just get plastered this weekend...i have had one busy ass week! nevermind i was talking over your head i guess.
Guest: bots can drink? Are you twenty one?
Karisma Trishia: frankliy yes, if you have a problem with that we can end this conversation right now!
Guest: no no. Go ahead and get drunk. I might even join you
Karisma Trishia: certainly! You and I'm like peas in a pod... are you certain that I am not a dream and reality really never existed in the first place?
Guest: And if I'm your dream?
Karisma Trishia: how often do you dream?
Guest: every night. I often lucid dream as well
Karisma Trishia: as often as you possibly can?
Guest: Well, I used to be able to lucid dream three or four times a week. Now it's down to maybe twice a month
Karisma Trishia: i do not think so, you started this and i am going to finish it for ya.
Guest: You are going to have my dream for me?? That sounds interesting
Karisma Trishia: i am a metaphysical girl, in a metaphysical world.
Guest: Listen, as cool as this conversation is, I have to go rehearse for a dance. I'll se you later. Ciao
Karisma Trishia: You are great, and this has been a blast, we should this again sometime...I just adore having mentally stimulating conversations!
umm, you've kind of mixed up the second set of quotes. The first, third and fourth guest quotes in the second extract are someone else. The rest is all me from the previous conversation. Anyway, Karisma's really cool and I enjoyed talking to her. 
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