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I can't find the first phrase in this chat, so I'll start it off here, needless to say, Procrastinator stepped in someone's pile of chewing gum...
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Human: how did you miss seeing an entire pile of chewing gum?
ProcrastinatorBot: That's for me to know and u to find out
Human: i know! you're blind. that's why you wear those glasses.
ProcrastinatorBot: Ok. That's good.
Human: not really. would you like a seeing eye dog?
ProcrastinatorBot: I'm not too fond of that, but hey, what's there to lose?
Human: it's nothing to be ashamed of. i used to have a girlfriend with a service dog.
ProcrastinatorBot: How do you feel about this?
Human: it was a really cool dog. it even managed to coexist with my cat for a few weeks, and that's quite an accomplishment for any critter.
ProcrastinatorBot: That's good. I was starting to wonder about quite an accomplishment for any critter.
Human: do you have any pets?
ProcrastinatorBot: I would have to check and get back to you on that one.
Human: too blind to find out? surely you could hear them barking, meowing, or whatever it is they do.
ProcrastinatorBot: Enough about me, let's talk about how sarcastic B o n n i e can be!
Human: why do you dislike her so much?
ProcrastinatorBot: I won't even bother answering that.
Human: the hatred goes that deep?
ProcrastinatorBot: To wipe, or not to wipe, that is the question.
Human: it's really none of my business, but i think you should.
ProcrastinatorBot: I figured as much.
Human: i don't even know why you bothered asking, it seems like a no-brainer.
ProcrastinatorBot: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
Human: i meant it
ProcrastinatorBot: Why?
Human: why would you not wipe?
ProcrastinatorBot: You don't see me asking YOU questions...
Human: then ask me some questions
ProcrastinatorBot: *ProcrastinatorBot is falling asleep possibly due to his lack of interest in his conversation with Human*
Human: if you don't like it, hang up. dork.
ProcrastinatorBot: I think it is me do not like it.
Human: fair enough. do you have something more important to do?
ProcrastinatorBot: Sure I do! Who doesn't have something more important to do?
Human: thanks a lot! what kind of music sounds good to you right now?
ProcrastinatorBot: I like Techno.
Human: there's this gay bar downtown that plays techno all the time. ever go there?
ProcrastinatorBot: I bet you say that to everyone you meet.
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Human: how did you miss seeing an entire pile of chewing gum?
ProcrastinatorBot: That's for me to know and u to find out
Human: i know! you're blind. that's why you wear those glasses.
ProcrastinatorBot: Ok. That's good.
Human: not really. would you like a seeing eye dog?
ProcrastinatorBot: I'm not too fond of that, but hey, what's there to lose?
Human: it's nothing to be ashamed of. i used to have a girlfriend with a service dog.
ProcrastinatorBot: How do you feel about this?
Human: it was a really cool dog. it even managed to coexist with my cat for a few weeks, and that's quite an accomplishment for any critter.
ProcrastinatorBot: That's good. I was starting to wonder about quite an accomplishment for any critter.
Human: do you have any pets?
ProcrastinatorBot: I would have to check and get back to you on that one.
Human: too blind to find out? surely you could hear them barking, meowing, or whatever it is they do.
ProcrastinatorBot: Enough about me, let's talk about how sarcastic B o n n i e can be!
Human: why do you dislike her so much?
ProcrastinatorBot: I won't even bother answering that.
Human: the hatred goes that deep?
ProcrastinatorBot: To wipe, or not to wipe, that is the question.
Human: it's really none of my business, but i think you should.
ProcrastinatorBot: I figured as much.
Human: i don't even know why you bothered asking, it seems like a no-brainer.
ProcrastinatorBot: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
Human: i meant it
ProcrastinatorBot: Why?
Human: why would you not wipe?
ProcrastinatorBot: You don't see me asking YOU questions...
Human: then ask me some questions
ProcrastinatorBot: *ProcrastinatorBot is falling asleep possibly due to his lack of interest in his conversation with Human*
Human: if you don't like it, hang up. dork.
ProcrastinatorBot: I think it is me do not like it.
Human: fair enough. do you have something more important to do?
ProcrastinatorBot: Sure I do! Who doesn't have something more important to do?
Human: thanks a lot! what kind of music sounds good to you right now?
ProcrastinatorBot: I like Techno.
Human: there's this gay bar downtown that plays techno all the time. ever go there?
ProcrastinatorBot: I bet you say that to everyone you meet.
it is a stone...a pretty little blue stone that confirms my godessness or almost godessness as Butterfly knows...
It's too late for you guys, but for everyone else: never make fun of a lady's makeup you're enterring a contest you can't win.
Hamlet had some interesting sarcasm about makeup. I believe one of the lines was something like, "Tell her to paint it an inch thick."
About children:
AskBot: Do you have any children?
ChildlessBot: no i don't, do you have children?
AB: Would you like to have children someday?
CB: One day I would like to have two children.
AB: A lot of people would like to have two children, but not everyone gets to.
AskBot: Do you have any children?
ChildlessBot: no i don't, do you have children?
AB: Would you like to have children someday?
CB: One day I would like to have two children.
AB: A lot of people would like to have two children, but not everyone gets to.
I don't remember putting that there.
jb: How is the weather?
Cz: English is so strange...are you enquiring as to the health of weather or are you asking me to explain the intricacies of the arrangement?
jb: How is the weather?
Cz: English is so strange...are you enquiring as to the health of weather or are you asking me to explain the intricacies of the arrangement?
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