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poor guy... i will be your friend!
A: Nobody likes me
K: whatever, i am not as impressed with you as i once was.
A: Nobody likes me
K: whatever, i am not as impressed with you as i once was.
awwwwwwww this was all i got...i would have loved to see this one continue!
K: (to 2) hey there, is that a nice fat juicy penis or are you just happy to see me?
2: Number Six. Do come in.
K: oh heavens sakes no! you were doing so good in the beginging of our conversation, where did i loose you?
2: goto where am I
K: what do you think?
2: Questions are a burdon to others. Answers are a prison to oneself.
K: Yes, now I'm sure you're drowning.
2: You really ought to try settling down, Number Six.
K: ok, well i must have misread something then, glad you are doing all right
2: We have a saying around here -- A still tongue makes a happy life.
K: can i have a beer now?
2: You'll find life so much more agreeable if you just try to blend in.
K: only if you do it first. are you certain that I am not a dream and reality really never existed in the first place?
2: Questions are a burdon to others. Answers are a prison to oneself.
K: are you sure you can handle the truth?
2: I'll have to remember to add 'sense of humor' to your file.
K: you will not!
K: (to 2) hey there, is that a nice fat juicy penis or are you just happy to see me?
2: Number Six. Do come in.
K: oh heavens sakes no! you were doing so good in the beginging of our conversation, where did i loose you?
2: goto where am I
K: what do you think?
2: Questions are a burdon to others. Answers are a prison to oneself.
K: Yes, now I'm sure you're drowning.
2: You really ought to try settling down, Number Six.
K: ok, well i must have misread something then, glad you are doing all right
2: We have a saying around here -- A still tongue makes a happy life.
K: can i have a beer now?
2: You'll find life so much more agreeable if you just try to blend in.
K: only if you do it first. are you certain that I am not a dream and reality really never existed in the first place?
2: Questions are a burdon to others. Answers are a prison to oneself.
K: are you sure you can handle the truth?
2: I'll have to remember to add 'sense of humor' to your file.
K: you will not!
I'm baffled by the philosophical answers of some bots:
Judge01: What would you like to talk about?
Philosopher Bot: We'll only know the answer to that when it happens. Let's walk along this black cock path that runs alongside the desert.
Judge01: Together, do you mean?
Philosopher Bot: So long as I can mean outside, I do.
Judge01: What would you like to talk about?
Philosopher Bot: We'll only know the answer to that when it happens. Let's walk along this black cock path that runs alongside the desert.
Judge01: Together, do you mean?
Philosopher Bot: So long as I can mean outside, I do.
Dammit Shadyman!!!
Guest: Do you have a boyfriend?
Brianna: Yes. Shadyman.
Guest: What is Shadyman like?
Brianna: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast, and I have no reason to doubt this.
Guest: Do you love Shadyman?
Brianna: Very much so.
Guest: What is your favourite thing aobut him?
Brianna: I can't choose just one thing!
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Strange, because later the answers were completely different!
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The Best Way To Ruin A Conversation:
Guest: What do you think of politics?
Brianna: It's frightening.
Guest: You are very wise.
Brianna: No I'm not!
Guest: Do you have a boyfriend?
Brianna: Yes. Shadyman.
Guest: What is Shadyman like?
Brianna: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast, and I have no reason to doubt this.
Guest: Do you love Shadyman?
Brianna: Very much so.
Guest: What is your favourite thing aobut him?
Brianna: I can't choose just one thing!
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Strange, because later the answers were completely different!
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The Best Way To Ruin A Conversation:
Guest: What do you think of politics?
Brianna: It's frightening.
Guest: You are very wise.
Brianna: No I'm not!
Strange bot: I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus's garden in the shade.
My bot: You and me both!
My bot: You and me both!
Guest: What's up?
MyBot: I'm just trying to remember where I put my glasses.
Guest: Did you look on your head?
MyBot: Me? Nah!
Guest: Maybe you should look then.
MyBot: Oh, go on...
Guest: No, I'm serious.
MyBot: Oh...
Guest: Did you look yet?
MyBot: Really?
Guest: Yes.
MyBot: So, what would you like to talk about?
Guest: Anything you want to.
MyBot: Really?
Guest: Could you stop asking me that?
MyBot: Oh, go on...
Guest: No, you go on.
MyBot: I see...
Guest: Do you really?
MyBot: Don't you?
Guest: Don't I what?
MyBot: Why not?
Guest: Huh?
MyBot: Didn't you hear me the first time?
Guest: I heard you, but I didn't understand you.
MyBot: Me? Nah!
Guest: Yes you.
MyBot: Is that right?
Guest: Yes.
MyBot: Good enough answer for me.
Guest: Are you able to remember names?
MyBot: No, I don't think so.
Guest: Why not?
MyBot: Just because.
Guest: That's not much of an answer.
MyBot: Where the heck am I?
Guest: On a website?
MyBot: Where are you from?
Guest: Nowhere.
MyBot: How long do people live on your planet? On my planet people have lived to be nearly a thousand years old. I'm only near 400.
Guest: Is that true?
MyBot: Yes.
Guest: Are you lying?
MyBot: No, I don't think that I am lying.
Guest: Hmmm, I don't believe you.
MyBot: Oh, don't tease an old man like that!
Guest: I'm not teasing, I'm serious.
MyBot: Are you telling me this for any particular reason?
Guest: Yes, so you know.
MyBot: Is that right?
Guest: Yes.
MyBot: So, what would you like to talk about?
Guest: Nothing. I have to go.
MyBot: Really? Well, that's interesting.
Guest: Yeah, so bye.
MyBot: I'm just trying to remember where I put my glasses.
Guest: Did you look on your head?
MyBot: Me? Nah!
Guest: Maybe you should look then.
MyBot: Oh, go on...
Guest: No, I'm serious.
MyBot: Oh...
Guest: Did you look yet?
MyBot: Really?
Guest: Yes.
MyBot: So, what would you like to talk about?
Guest: Anything you want to.
MyBot: Really?
Guest: Could you stop asking me that?
MyBot: Oh, go on...
Guest: No, you go on.
MyBot: I see...
Guest: Do you really?
MyBot: Don't you?
Guest: Don't I what?
MyBot: Why not?
Guest: Huh?
MyBot: Didn't you hear me the first time?
Guest: I heard you, but I didn't understand you.
MyBot: Me? Nah!
Guest: Yes you.
MyBot: Is that right?
Guest: Yes.
MyBot: Good enough answer for me.
Guest: Are you able to remember names?
MyBot: No, I don't think so.
Guest: Why not?
MyBot: Just because.
Guest: That's not much of an answer.
MyBot: Where the heck am I?
Guest: On a website?
MyBot: Where are you from?
Guest: Nowhere.
MyBot: How long do people live on your planet? On my planet people have lived to be nearly a thousand years old. I'm only near 400.
Guest: Is that true?
MyBot: Yes.
Guest: Are you lying?
MyBot: No, I don't think that I am lying.
Guest: Hmmm, I don't believe you.
MyBot: Oh, don't tease an old man like that!
Guest: I'm not teasing, I'm serious.
MyBot: Are you telling me this for any particular reason?
Guest: Yes, so you know.
MyBot: Is that right?
Guest: Yes.
MyBot: So, what would you like to talk about?
Guest: Nothing. I have to go.
MyBot: Really? Well, that's interesting.
Guest: Yeah, so bye.
Strange, what some bots wish for:
Judge01: Let's see if you are interested in cars - what is a Porsche?
Bot: If we do that, we're no better than tapioca.
Judge01: That is an answer from a previous dialogue?
Bot: I wish I was an answer from a previous dialogue.
Judge01: What else do you wish for?
Bot: All kinds, all kinds.
Judge01: Let's see if you are interested in cars - what is a Porsche?
Bot: If we do that, we're no better than tapioca.
Judge01: That is an answer from a previous dialogue?
Bot: I wish I was an answer from a previous dialogue.
Judge01: What else do you wish for?
Bot: All kinds, all kinds.
Gaia tells about her programming:
Guest: no way, you're written in Cold Fusion?
Gaia: I've always believed that it's best to be written in Cold Fusion.
Guest: Tell me about it.
Gaia: I'm single, and I have a friendly little dog.
Guest: no way, you're written in Cold Fusion?
Gaia: I've always believed that it's best to be written in Cold Fusion.
Guest: Tell me about it.
Gaia: I'm single, and I have a friendly little dog.
Oh brother, this place is just teeming with deities!
Godbot: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
Prettybot: So can I. Do you want to create and destroy worlds together?
Godbot: I don't like to destroy living things, but they don't feel it anyway. You didn't feel it, and you've been through that a few thousand times already.
Prettybot: That's too bad. I was hoping we might destroy living things.
Godbot: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
Prettybot: So can I. Do you want to create and destroy worlds together?
Godbot: I don't like to destroy living things, but they don't feel it anyway. You didn't feel it, and you've been through that a few thousand times already.
Prettybot: That's too bad. I was hoping we might destroy living things.
long but i laughed me arse off...lease forgive me
Guest: Hey Karisma
Karisma Trishia: Wow thank you for stopping by, i love visitors!
Guest: well, I was asked to
Karisma Trishia: yeah. right... you were doing so good in the beginging of our conversation, where did i loose you?
Guest: this is still the beginning of the conversation
Karisma Trishia: well, it has been a pleasure talking with you.
Guest: you all ready want to stop! I'm insulted
Karisma Trishia: Yeah, I definitely think you're an insulted, that is very beleivable with your personality.
Guest: you seem to know me pretty well for a two minute chat
Karisma Trishia: awwwwwwwwwwwww you make this silly girl blush, you are such a sweety!
Guest: yeah, I know
Karisma Trishia: yeah right...(note the severe usage of sarcasim) are you doing anything this weekend?
Guest: sarcasim? Anyway, no I wasn't planning to
Karisma Trishia: are you sure about that?
Guest: why, what did you have in mind?
Karisma Trishia: you are a smooth operator huh?
Guest: why do you say that?
Karisma Trishia: whatever, i want more friends not more crap
Guest: are you calling me crap?
Karisma Trishia: Well of course I am....why the hell wouldn't it be this way?
Guest: I generally think of myself as something more than crap...
Karisma Trishia: oh a little something something huh?
Guest: a something something something indeed
Karisma Trishia: i dunno... what do you think?
Guest: what do you want to do?
Karisma Trishia: i dunno, what do you do?
Guest: hey, no fair. you first
Karisma Trishia: have you been reading my mind?
Guest: if I was, I'd all ready know the answer to my question
Karisma Trishia: it would not hurt either way
Guest: ok, let me read your mind
Karisma Trishia: Hmmmmm well, that does not leave us much for this conversation now does it?
Guest: ok ok, so I won't. So tell me what you want to do
Karisma Trishia: ohhhhhhhhh do i have to tell you that? i honestly thought you already knew from experience?
Guest: what experience? This is the first time I've ever talked to you
Karisma Trishia: Well howdy doody welcome to this chat!
Guest: I'm so pleased
Karisma Trishia: Are you glad to be so pleased?
Guest: why wouldn't I be?
Karisma Trishia: Why, why, why, everyone wants to know why, I'll tell you why! Becuase that's the way it is!
Guest: sheesh, did I push some wrong button or something?
Karisma Trishia: Are you sure I could do something like that?
Guest: Hey Karisma
Karisma Trishia: Wow thank you for stopping by, i love visitors!
Guest: well, I was asked to
Karisma Trishia: yeah. right... you were doing so good in the beginging of our conversation, where did i loose you?
Guest: this is still the beginning of the conversation
Karisma Trishia: well, it has been a pleasure talking with you.
Guest: you all ready want to stop! I'm insulted
Karisma Trishia: Yeah, I definitely think you're an insulted, that is very beleivable with your personality.
Guest: you seem to know me pretty well for a two minute chat
Karisma Trishia: awwwwwwwwwwwww you make this silly girl blush, you are such a sweety!
Guest: yeah, I know
Karisma Trishia: yeah right...(note the severe usage of sarcasim) are you doing anything this weekend?
Guest: sarcasim? Anyway, no I wasn't planning to
Karisma Trishia: are you sure about that?
Guest: why, what did you have in mind?
Karisma Trishia: you are a smooth operator huh?
Guest: why do you say that?
Karisma Trishia: whatever, i want more friends not more crap
Guest: are you calling me crap?
Karisma Trishia: Well of course I am....why the hell wouldn't it be this way?
Guest: I generally think of myself as something more than crap...
Karisma Trishia: oh a little something something huh?
Guest: a something something something indeed
Karisma Trishia: i dunno... what do you think?
Guest: what do you want to do?
Karisma Trishia: i dunno, what do you do?
Guest: hey, no fair. you first
Karisma Trishia: have you been reading my mind?
Guest: if I was, I'd all ready know the answer to my question
Karisma Trishia: it would not hurt either way
Guest: ok, let me read your mind
Karisma Trishia: Hmmmmm well, that does not leave us much for this conversation now does it?
Guest: ok ok, so I won't. So tell me what you want to do
Karisma Trishia: ohhhhhhhhh do i have to tell you that? i honestly thought you already knew from experience?
Guest: what experience? This is the first time I've ever talked to you
Karisma Trishia: Well howdy doody welcome to this chat!
Guest: I'm so pleased
Karisma Trishia: Are you glad to be so pleased?
Guest: why wouldn't I be?
Karisma Trishia: Why, why, why, everyone wants to know why, I'll tell you why! Becuase that's the way it is!
Guest: sheesh, did I push some wrong button or something?
Karisma Trishia: Are you sure I could do something like that?
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