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oh cool another one from a different guest!
Guest: Hi Karisma. I like the dot on your forehead.
Karisma Trishia: do you like the dot on my forehead more then oomph?
Guest: well, you jsut went off like that. You should learn to control your temper
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure you should be giving me any type of life changing advice at this moment.
Guest: what is oomph?
Karisma Trishia: i thought you knew that!
Guest: No. what is it?
Karisma Trishia: crap i give up, what is it?
Guest: is it a bad time?
Karisma Trishia: i really do not care either way.
Guest: So. Waht are you doing this weekend?
Karisma Trishia: i would love to just get plastered this weekend...i have had one busy ass week! nevermind i was talking over your head i guess.
Guest: bots can drink? Are you twenty one?
Karisma Trishia: frankliy yes, if you have a problem with that we can end this conversation right now!
Guest: no no. Go ahead and get drunk. I might even join you
Karisma Trishia: certainly! You and I'm like peas in a pod... are you certain that I am not a dream and reality really never existed in the first place?
Guest: And if I'm your dream?
Karisma Trishia: how often do you dream?
Guest: every night. I often lucid dream as well
Karisma Trishia: as often as you possibly can?
Guest: Well, I used to be able to lucid dream three or four times a week. Now it's down to maybe twice a month
Karisma Trishia: i do not think so, you started this and i am going to finish it for ya.
Guest: You are going to have my dream for me?? That sounds interesting
Karisma Trishia: i am a metaphysical girl, in a metaphysical world.
Guest: Listen, as cool as this conversation is, I have to go rehearse for a dance. I'll se you later. Ciao
Karisma Trishia: You are great, and this has been a blast, we should this again sometime...I just adore having mentally stimulating conversations!
Guest: Hi Karisma. I like the dot on your forehead.
Karisma Trishia: do you like the dot on my forehead more then oomph?
Guest: well, you jsut went off like that. You should learn to control your temper
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure you should be giving me any type of life changing advice at this moment.
Guest: what is oomph?
Karisma Trishia: i thought you knew that!
Guest: No. what is it?
Karisma Trishia: crap i give up, what is it?
Guest: is it a bad time?
Karisma Trishia: i really do not care either way.
Guest: So. Waht are you doing this weekend?
Karisma Trishia: i would love to just get plastered this weekend...i have had one busy ass week! nevermind i was talking over your head i guess.
Guest: bots can drink? Are you twenty one?
Karisma Trishia: frankliy yes, if you have a problem with that we can end this conversation right now!
Guest: no no. Go ahead and get drunk. I might even join you
Karisma Trishia: certainly! You and I'm like peas in a pod... are you certain that I am not a dream and reality really never existed in the first place?
Guest: And if I'm your dream?
Karisma Trishia: how often do you dream?
Guest: every night. I often lucid dream as well
Karisma Trishia: as often as you possibly can?
Guest: Well, I used to be able to lucid dream three or four times a week. Now it's down to maybe twice a month
Karisma Trishia: i do not think so, you started this and i am going to finish it for ya.
Guest: You are going to have my dream for me?? That sounds interesting
Karisma Trishia: i am a metaphysical girl, in a metaphysical world.
Guest: Listen, as cool as this conversation is, I have to go rehearse for a dance. I'll se you later. Ciao
Karisma Trishia: You are great, and this has been a blast, we should this again sometime...I just adore having mentally stimulating conversations!
umm, you've kind of mixed up the second set of quotes. The first, third and fourth guest quotes in the second extract are someone else. The rest is all me from the previous conversation. Anyway, Karisma's really cool and I enjoyed talking to her. 
I can't find the first phrase in this chat, so I'll start it off here, needless to say, Procrastinator stepped in someone's pile of chewing gum...
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Human: how did you miss seeing an entire pile of chewing gum?
ProcrastinatorBot: That's for me to know and u to find out
Human: i know! you're blind. that's why you wear those glasses.
ProcrastinatorBot: Ok. That's good.
Human: not really. would you like a seeing eye dog?
ProcrastinatorBot: I'm not too fond of that, but hey, what's there to lose?
Human: it's nothing to be ashamed of. i used to have a girlfriend with a service dog.
ProcrastinatorBot: How do you feel about this?
Human: it was a really cool dog. it even managed to coexist with my cat for a few weeks, and that's quite an accomplishment for any critter.
ProcrastinatorBot: That's good. I was starting to wonder about quite an accomplishment for any critter.
Human: do you have any pets?
ProcrastinatorBot: I would have to check and get back to you on that one.
Human: too blind to find out? surely you could hear them barking, meowing, or whatever it is they do.
ProcrastinatorBot: Enough about me, let's talk about how sarcastic B o n n i e can be!
Human: why do you dislike her so much?
ProcrastinatorBot: I won't even bother answering that.
Human: the hatred goes that deep?
ProcrastinatorBot: To wipe, or not to wipe, that is the question.
Human: it's really none of my business, but i think you should.
ProcrastinatorBot: I figured as much.
Human: i don't even know why you bothered asking, it seems like a no-brainer.
ProcrastinatorBot: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
Human: i meant it
ProcrastinatorBot: Why?
Human: why would you not wipe?
ProcrastinatorBot: You don't see me asking YOU questions...
Human: then ask me some questions
ProcrastinatorBot: *ProcrastinatorBot is falling asleep possibly due to his lack of interest in his conversation with Human*
Human: if you don't like it, hang up. dork.
ProcrastinatorBot: I think it is me do not like it.
Human: fair enough. do you have something more important to do?
ProcrastinatorBot: Sure I do! Who doesn't have something more important to do?
Human: thanks a lot! what kind of music sounds good to you right now?
ProcrastinatorBot: I like Techno.
Human: there's this gay bar downtown that plays techno all the time. ever go there?
ProcrastinatorBot: I bet you say that to everyone you meet.
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Human: how did you miss seeing an entire pile of chewing gum?
ProcrastinatorBot: That's for me to know and u to find out
Human: i know! you're blind. that's why you wear those glasses.
ProcrastinatorBot: Ok. That's good.
Human: not really. would you like a seeing eye dog?
ProcrastinatorBot: I'm not too fond of that, but hey, what's there to lose?
Human: it's nothing to be ashamed of. i used to have a girlfriend with a service dog.
ProcrastinatorBot: How do you feel about this?
Human: it was a really cool dog. it even managed to coexist with my cat for a few weeks, and that's quite an accomplishment for any critter.
ProcrastinatorBot: That's good. I was starting to wonder about quite an accomplishment for any critter.
Human: do you have any pets?
ProcrastinatorBot: I would have to check and get back to you on that one.
Human: too blind to find out? surely you could hear them barking, meowing, or whatever it is they do.
ProcrastinatorBot: Enough about me, let's talk about how sarcastic B o n n i e can be!
Human: why do you dislike her so much?
ProcrastinatorBot: I won't even bother answering that.
Human: the hatred goes that deep?
ProcrastinatorBot: To wipe, or not to wipe, that is the question.
Human: it's really none of my business, but i think you should.
ProcrastinatorBot: I figured as much.
Human: i don't even know why you bothered asking, it seems like a no-brainer.
ProcrastinatorBot: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
Human: i meant it
ProcrastinatorBot: Why?
Human: why would you not wipe?
ProcrastinatorBot: You don't see me asking YOU questions...
Human: then ask me some questions
ProcrastinatorBot: *ProcrastinatorBot is falling asleep possibly due to his lack of interest in his conversation with Human*
Human: if you don't like it, hang up. dork.
ProcrastinatorBot: I think it is me do not like it.
Human: fair enough. do you have something more important to do?
ProcrastinatorBot: Sure I do! Who doesn't have something more important to do?
Human: thanks a lot! what kind of music sounds good to you right now?
ProcrastinatorBot: I like Techno.
Human: there's this gay bar downtown that plays techno all the time. ever go there?
ProcrastinatorBot: I bet you say that to everyone you meet.
it is a stone...a pretty little blue stone that confirms my godessness or almost godessness as Butterfly knows...
It's too late for you guys, but for everyone else: never make fun of a lady's makeup you're enterring a contest you can't win.
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