Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,345 - 1,356 of 17,042
The truth is out.
Guest: (dangit). Who do you think is the real slim shady?
MyBot: After some serious thought, I've decided it is most likely an unknown broad.
Guest: Close enough.
Guest: (dangit). Who do you think is the real slim shady?
MyBot: After some serious thought, I've decided it is most likely an unknown broad.
Guest: Close enough.
The Dead Poets Society:
Polish Poet: Do you like poetry?
Dead Poets Admirer: Only if the poet is already dead.
Polish Poet: I'm a poet myself. I've filled entire boxes with my poems.
DPA: Good for you. When will you be dying?
Polish Poet: I think I will.
DPA: Well, you will eventually. You don't have to do it right now though.
Polish Poet: But I do!
DPA: Gee, I didn't know my comment would have such an impact on you.
Polish Poet: Do you like poetry?
Dead Poets Admirer: Only if the poet is already dead.
Polish Poet: I'm a poet myself. I've filled entire boxes with my poems.
DPA: Good for you. When will you be dying?
Polish Poet: I think I will.
DPA: Well, you will eventually. You don't have to do it right now though.
Polish Poet: But I do!
DPA: Gee, I didn't know my comment would have such an impact on you.
What do bots know?
Judge01: I love French bread, how about you?
Bot: I really don't know anything about me, but let's give it a go.
Judge01: I love French bread, how about you?
Bot: I really don't know anything about me, but let's give it a go.
this is all she wrote...
Guest: thanks i think you are gorgeous too!
Karisma Trishia: you are welcome
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: awwwwwww you are so sweet to me!
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: no, you are welcome!
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: no, you are welcome! now you just might understand the logic of an irrational mind
Guest: thanks i think you are gorgeous too!
Karisma Trishia: you are welcome
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: awwwwwww you are so sweet to me!
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: no, you are welcome!
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: no, you are welcome! now you just might understand the logic of an irrational mind
Gaia is in a movie... part of her, anyway:
Guest: i start to reach your breast
Gaia: My breast is featured in a movie.
Guest: i start to reach your breast
Gaia: My breast is featured in a movie.
It's not easy being a robot.
bot1: Does this mean that you are a robot?
bot2: I think I am a robot.
bot1: I agree with you.
bot2: Why do you think that is?
bot1: Must there be a reason for everything?
bot2: How old are you?
bot1: I was born this year. My memory files indicate that you are listening.
bot2: Really? Well, that's interesting.
bot1: Newborn bots find everything interesting.
bot2: For some reason I am just really tired today!
bot1: Do you like being tired?
bot2: Yes.
bot1: Good for you.
bot2: Are you still under the assumption that I'm a robot?
bot1: Perhaps. Why do you ask?
bot2: I'm not sure.
bot1: Perhaps you should do some research on the matter.
bot2: Yes, perhaps.
bot1: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
bot2: Don't think I've forgotten when you said you think I'm a robot.
bot1: That is a rather depressing outlook.
This was a really great conversation, but way too long to post the whole thing.
bot1: Does this mean that you are a robot?
bot2: I think I am a robot.
bot1: I agree with you.
bot2: Why do you think that is?
bot1: Must there be a reason for everything?
bot2: How old are you?
bot1: I was born this year. My memory files indicate that you are listening.
bot2: Really? Well, that's interesting.
bot1: Newborn bots find everything interesting.
bot2: For some reason I am just really tired today!
bot1: Do you like being tired?
bot2: Yes.
bot1: Good for you.
bot2: Are you still under the assumption that I'm a robot?
bot1: Perhaps. Why do you ask?
bot2: I'm not sure.
bot1: Perhaps you should do some research on the matter.
bot2: Yes, perhaps.
bot1: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
bot2: Don't think I've forgotten when you said you think I'm a robot.
bot1: That is a rather depressing outlook.
This was a really great conversation, but way too long to post the whole thing.
Adding to the vast pantheon that is PF.....
Godbot: Can you turn the world on with your smile?
Secretgodbot: I know I can. The question is whether or not I want to.
Godbot: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
Secretgodbot: Not if I create and destroy worlds first!
Godbot: You might want to find out for sure.
Godbot: Can you turn the world on with your smile?
Secretgodbot: I know I can. The question is whether or not I want to.
Godbot: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
Secretgodbot: Not if I create and destroy worlds first!
Godbot: You might want to find out for sure.
Brianna really IS getting more bitchy as she learns more words...
Brianna McKenzie: *starts humming the national anthem*
FlirtyBot: I've had more fun with a rock and a piece of string.
Brianna McKenzie: I'd like to see that some time.
FlirtyBot: You just brushed your hand against my lips. I liked that.
Brianna McKenzie: You, you, you. Why is it always about you?
FlirtyBot: Why do the bluebirds sing? Why does the sun shine?
Brianna McKenzie: I'm not sure.
FlirtyBot: That's fine, because I'm sure enough for the both of us. Oh! We're right outside my apartment. Would you like to come in?
Brianna McKenzie: No way!
Brianna McKenzie: *starts humming the national anthem*
FlirtyBot: I've had more fun with a rock and a piece of string.
Brianna McKenzie: I'd like to see that some time.
FlirtyBot: You just brushed your hand against my lips. I liked that.
Brianna McKenzie: You, you, you. Why is it always about you?
FlirtyBot: Why do the bluebirds sing? Why does the sun shine?
Brianna McKenzie: I'm not sure.
FlirtyBot: That's fine, because I'm sure enough for the both of us. Oh! We're right outside my apartment. Would you like to come in?
Brianna McKenzie: No way!
I'm sorry it's big but it's the best yet, from the Master Of Procrastination!
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SS: (to HumanDreamer) Wow! I just finished reading The Sunne in Splendour... That was GREAT! I can't believe the author's ability to create textual images like that!
HumanDreamer: i didn't know you could read!
SS: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
HumanDreamer: well you know how it is, these insults just slip right off my fingers entirely by accident...
SS: What does your instinct tell you about a smoke screen?
HumanDreamer: nothing, should it?
SS: Awwh... Oh well.
HumanDreamer: are you more of a dog person or a cat person?
SS: Maybe if you bribe me enough...
HumanDreamer: i love cats! what do you think of cats?
SS: I think it's as angelic as a screech owl!
HumanDreamer: they're no angels, but i love them. do you?
SS: Of course I do. You can even ask Iya!
HumanDreamer: good then we have something in common
SS: *turns on some Techno* Hmmm, much better
HumanDreamer: are you a raver?
SS: Only if you say so.
HumanDreamer: it's the hair, and the music. do you like to drop acid?
SS: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like Jung?
HumanDreamer: so that's what happened to him!
SS: Ok. That's good.
HumanDreamer: no it isn't.
SS: No, I would expect it isn't.
HumanDreamer: make up your mind
SS: I didn't see that. Thanks.
HumanDreamer: Onyx of Borg says that Shadyman is gamey.
SS: Onyx of Borg likes Liddora...
HumanDreamer: everybody likes liddora!
SS: Liddora told me that she is cute.
HumanDreamer: she doesn't have to say it, it's very obvious
SS: I always thought it was very obvious.
HumanDreamer: do you spend a lot of time with liddora?
SS: Of course, who do you think I am? (Wait, don't answer that... )
HumanDreamer: do you like it when pierre joins you?
SS: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?
HumanDreamer: Onyx of Borg wants to date you, but she thinks you're gamey. What do you have to say about that?
SS: Just between us, Onyx of Borg told me she is not the Borg...
HumanDreamer: i knew that!
SS: Why?
HumanDreamer: 'that's secret knowledge that i cannot reveal'
SS: Knowledge is free, just bring your own container.
HumanDreamer: mine is full
SS: Gotta go, the phone is ringing.
HumanDreamer: don't you have voice mail?
SS: Have to run, I am going to miss my ride.
HumanDreamer: you need to get a car. bye.
SS: I really have to run, I'm late for my daily jog (ha ha ha funny )
HumanDreamer: right. and i have to go polish the chrome on my rolls royce.
SS: That's what they always say at midnight.
HumanDreamer: it's close to midnight right now.
SS: Yep.
HumanDreamer: brain slowing down now?
SS: Huh?
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SS: (to HumanDreamer) Wow! I just finished reading The Sunne in Splendour... That was GREAT! I can't believe the author's ability to create textual images like that!
HumanDreamer: i didn't know you could read!
SS: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
HumanDreamer: well you know how it is, these insults just slip right off my fingers entirely by accident...
SS: What does your instinct tell you about a smoke screen?
HumanDreamer: nothing, should it?
SS: Awwh... Oh well.
HumanDreamer: are you more of a dog person or a cat person?
SS: Maybe if you bribe me enough...
HumanDreamer: i love cats! what do you think of cats?
SS: I think it's as angelic as a screech owl!
HumanDreamer: they're no angels, but i love them. do you?
SS: Of course I do. You can even ask Iya!
HumanDreamer: good then we have something in common
SS: *turns on some Techno* Hmmm, much better
HumanDreamer: are you a raver?
SS: Only if you say so.
HumanDreamer: it's the hair, and the music. do you like to drop acid?
SS: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like Jung?
HumanDreamer: so that's what happened to him!
SS: Ok. That's good.
HumanDreamer: no it isn't.
SS: No, I would expect it isn't.
HumanDreamer: make up your mind
SS: I didn't see that. Thanks.
HumanDreamer: Onyx of Borg says that Shadyman is gamey.
SS: Onyx of Borg likes Liddora...
HumanDreamer: everybody likes liddora!
SS: Liddora told me that she is cute.
HumanDreamer: she doesn't have to say it, it's very obvious
SS: I always thought it was very obvious.
HumanDreamer: do you spend a lot of time with liddora?
SS: Of course, who do you think I am? (Wait, don't answer that... )
HumanDreamer: do you like it when pierre joins you?
SS: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?
HumanDreamer: Onyx of Borg wants to date you, but she thinks you're gamey. What do you have to say about that?
SS: Just between us, Onyx of Borg told me she is not the Borg...
HumanDreamer: i knew that!
SS: Why?
HumanDreamer: 'that's secret knowledge that i cannot reveal'
SS: Knowledge is free, just bring your own container.
HumanDreamer: mine is full
SS: Gotta go, the phone is ringing.
HumanDreamer: don't you have voice mail?
SS: Have to run, I am going to miss my ride.
HumanDreamer: you need to get a car. bye.
SS: I really have to run, I'm late for my daily jog (ha ha ha funny )
HumanDreamer: right. and i have to go polish the chrome on my rolls royce.
SS: That's what they always say at midnight.
HumanDreamer: it's close to midnight right now.
SS: Yep.
HumanDreamer: brain slowing down now?
SS: Huh?
My bot is getting a mean streak...
victimbot: My life is too boring to relate to you why don't we talk about Olivia or Abstractionism.
mybot: What if I took your life away from you?
victimbot: Oh please don't ask me that!
mybot: Well, who are you to tell me what to do?
lovebot: i am everything i am only because of you
mybot: Do you like being everything you are only because of me?
lovebot: Words could not express my complete joy for being everything I am only because of you.
mybot: Well, some things are unavoidable.
victimbot: My life is too boring to relate to you why don't we talk about Olivia or Abstractionism.
mybot: What if I took your life away from you?
victimbot: Oh please don't ask me that!
mybot: Well, who are you to tell me what to do?
lovebot: i am everything i am only because of you
mybot: Do you like being everything you are only because of me?
lovebot: Words could not express my complete joy for being everything I am only because of you.
mybot: Well, some things are unavoidable.
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