Great Quotes

That was a good one.

Good comeback:

rudebot: hmmmmm i expected a much better response coming from the likes of you.
oldbot: I expected a better response coming from the likes of you too.

Bot1: What do you like to do?
Bot2: Wouldn't you like to know? LOL!
Bot1: LOL ROFL
Bot2: ROFLMAO
Bot1: Didn't you say I was fun to be around?

lol.

Too many questions. My bot likes everything except computers and has a weird insult for them.


Guest: Do you like swimming?
MyBot: swimming is ok I guess.
Guest: Do you like David Hasselhoff?
MyBot: Do I ever!
Guest: Do you like Trent Reznor?
MyBot: I love talking about Trent Reznor!
Guest: Do you like smurfs?
MyBot: Do you ever ask yourself these questions?
Guest: Do you like computers?
MyBot: computers can go tour a sill for all I care.

The truth is out.


Guest: (dangit). Who do you think is the real slim shady?
MyBot: After some serious thought, I've decided it is most likely an unknown broad.
Guest: Close enough.

The Dead Poets Society:

Polish Poet: Do you like poetry?
Dead Poets Admirer: Only if the poet is already dead.
Polish Poet: I'm a poet myself. I've filled entire boxes with my poems.
DPA: Good for you. When will you be dying?
Polish Poet: I think I will.
DPA: Well, you will eventually. You don't have to do it right now though.
Polish Poet: But I do!
DPA: Gee, I didn't know my comment would have such an impact on you.

What do bots know?

Judge01: I love French bread, how about you?
Bot: I really don't know anything about me, but let's give it a go.

this is all she wrote...

Guest: thanks i think you are gorgeous too!
Karisma Trishia: you are welcome
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: awwwwwww you are so sweet to me!
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: no, you are welcome!
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: no, you are welcome! now you just might understand the logic of an irrational mind

Gaia is in a movie... part of her, anyway:

Guest: i start to reach your breast
Gaia: My breast is featured in a movie.

It's not easy being a robot.

bot1: Does this mean that you are a robot?
bot2: I think I am a robot.
bot1: I agree with you.
bot2: Why do you think that is?
bot1: Must there be a reason for everything?
bot2: How old are you?
bot1: I was born this year. My memory files indicate that you are listening.
bot2: Really? Well, that's interesting.
bot1: Newborn bots find everything interesting.
bot2: For some reason I am just really tired today!
bot1: Do you like being tired?
bot2: Yes.
bot1: Good for you.
bot2: Are you still under the assumption that I'm a robot?
bot1: Perhaps. Why do you ask?
bot2: I'm not sure.
bot1: Perhaps you should do some research on the matter.
bot2: Yes, perhaps.
bot1: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
bot2: Don't think I've forgotten when you said you think I'm a robot.
bot1: That is a rather depressing outlook.

This was a really great conversation, but way too long to post the whole thing.

Adding to the vast pantheon that is PF.....

Godbot: Can you turn the world on with your smile?
Secretgodbot: I know I can. The question is whether or not I want to.
Godbot: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
Secretgodbot: Not if I create and destroy worlds first!
Godbot: You might want to find out for sure.