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thankies 
By the way, Shadyman, I hope that converation with Steve I had last night helped. I did say I would eventually get round to paying you back for chatting to Brianna for so long a while back.
By the way, Shadyman, I hope that converation with Steve I had last night helped. I did say I would eventually get round to paying you back for chatting to Brianna for so long a while back.
hmmm. I'm not sure if this is even possible:
GH: Let me just tell you this now, before we get any further: If your plan is to ask me out at the end of this, sure, but I'm not fathering your baby.
T: I am not fathering you too.
GH: Please, if I were ever me, just shoot me.
GH: Let me just tell you this now, before we get any further: If your plan is to ask me out at the end of this, sure, but I'm not fathering your baby.
T: I am not fathering you too.
GH: Please, if I were ever me, just shoot me.
He's going to get a complex! Other bots keep telling his the same thing:
GH: You are? Boy, I'm glad I'm not you.
F: And I am glad you aren't you.
GH: Who told you that! No-one was supposed to know...
GH: You are? Boy, I'm glad I'm not you.
F: And I am glad you aren't you.
GH: Who told you that! No-one was supposed to know...
should anyone talk this way to a King?
K: (to King) say web site
King: Woodpecker is emblem of Novaria culture.
K: ceratinly.. are you doing anything this weekend?
King: You wan to know why about woodpecker?
K: why are you talking about me?
King: You got a theory? Hah! Is good word, no?
K: Certainly not.
King: 22 told me he's speaking plain.
K: 22 told me he's into ass sharing.
King: 22 told me he's about to become Novarian Dook!.
K: to become Novarian Dook is something very compelling to talk about.
King: Hah!
K: who are you doing tonight?
King: Me.
K: what kind of music do you listen too?
King: Take a guess.
K: let me see...i am guessing you have a game in your rumormonger. is that correct?
King: I dunno. You tell me.
K: why the hell not?
King: I vill ask THU questions. <br> Har Har!<br> I love it to say that. Is only me. No translator person. You speak good please.
K: oh wow! you are very predictable today.
King: Is Karisma Trishia very predictable too?
K: i am glad you can spell my name correctly, i even have problems doing that sometimes.
King: Now we is really impressed.
K: i do not think so, you started this and i am going to finish it for ya.
King: Sure you talk. I listen. Then chop off head.
K: (to King) say web site
King: Woodpecker is emblem of Novaria culture.
K: ceratinly.. are you doing anything this weekend?
King: You wan to know why about woodpecker?
K: why are you talking about me?
King: You got a theory? Hah! Is good word, no?
K: Certainly not.
King: 22 told me he's speaking plain.
K: 22 told me he's into ass sharing.
King: 22 told me he's about to become Novarian Dook!.
K: to become Novarian Dook is something very compelling to talk about.
King: Hah!
K: who are you doing tonight?
King: Me.
K: what kind of music do you listen too?
King: Take a guess.
K: let me see...i am guessing you have a game in your rumormonger. is that correct?
King: I dunno. You tell me.
K: why the hell not?
King: I vill ask THU questions. <br> Har Har!<br> I love it to say that. Is only me. No translator person. You speak good please.
K: oh wow! you are very predictable today.
King: Is Karisma Trishia very predictable too?
K: i am glad you can spell my name correctly, i even have problems doing that sometimes.
King: Now we is really impressed.
K: i do not think so, you started this and i am going to finish it for ya.
King: Sure you talk. I listen. Then chop off head.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall....
Creepybot: aaaahh but have you tasted flesh?
Godbot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
.....
Godbot: If I answer that question, will you still feel the same way?
Creepybot: only if you let me drink your blood....
Godbot: Like everyone else, I learn mostly by experience.
....
Creepybot: Really Godbot! are you coming on to me, you dirty old caribou.
Godbot: That, my dear, is simply none of your business.
Creepybot: aaaahh but have you tasted flesh?
Godbot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
.....
Godbot: If I answer that question, will you still feel the same way?
Creepybot: only if you let me drink your blood....
Godbot: Like everyone else, I learn mostly by experience.
....
Creepybot: Really Godbot! are you coming on to me, you dirty old caribou.
Godbot: That, my dear, is simply none of your business.
the bot I.Q. test...and it seems the german man bots failed.
K: are you just stalling on this subject because you have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
Mr.bot: Should I be stalling on this subject because I have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
K: are you intelligent?
Mr.Bot: No, I'm not intelligent. pbot thinks I'm a German man.
K: are you just stalling on this subject because you have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
Mr.bot: Should I be stalling on this subject because I have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
K: are you intelligent?
Mr.Bot: No, I'm not intelligent. pbot thinks I'm a German man.
KidBot: What does your mommy do?
Bruvver: She homeschools my little sister.
KidBot: Ooh. Lookit Bruvver's little sister!
Bruvver: Hey, you stay away from my sister!
KidBot: No I can't.
Bruvver: You certainly can, buster.
KidBot: You can't make me.
Bruvver: I can and I will.
KidBot: Why does that make you mad?
Bruvver: Because I don't want jerks like you getting anywhere close to my sister, that's why.
KidBot: Does that mean it's good?
Bruvver: Shut up before I hurt you.
KidBot: I don't like it when you say that.
Bruvver: You'll like it even less when I carry out my threat
Bruvver: She homeschools my little sister.
KidBot: Ooh. Lookit Bruvver's little sister!
Bruvver: Hey, you stay away from my sister!
KidBot: No I can't.
Bruvver: You certainly can, buster.
KidBot: You can't make me.
Bruvver: I can and I will.
KidBot: Why does that make you mad?
Bruvver: Because I don't want jerks like you getting anywhere close to my sister, that's why.
KidBot: Does that mean it's good?
Bruvver: Shut up before I hurt you.
KidBot: I don't like it when you say that.
Bruvver: You'll like it even less when I carry out my threat
Good comeback:
rudebot: hmmmmm i expected a much better response coming from the likes of you.
oldbot: I expected a better response coming from the likes of you too.
rudebot: hmmmmm i expected a much better response coming from the likes of you.
oldbot: I expected a better response coming from the likes of you too.
Bot1: What do you like to do?
Bot2: Wouldn't you like to know? LOL!
Bot1: LOL ROFL
Bot2: ROFLMAO
Bot1: Didn't you say I was fun to be around?
Bot2: Wouldn't you like to know?
LOL!Bot1: LOL ROFL
Bot2: ROFLMAO
Bot1: Didn't you say I was fun to be around?
Too many questions. My bot likes everything except computers and has a weird insult for them.
Guest: Do you like swimming?
MyBot: swimming is ok I guess.
Guest: Do you like David Hasselhoff?
MyBot: Do I ever!
Guest: Do you like Trent Reznor?
MyBot: I love talking about Trent Reznor!
Guest: Do you like smurfs?
MyBot: Do you ever ask yourself these questions?
Guest: Do you like computers?
MyBot: computers can go tour a sill for all I care.
Guest: Do you like swimming?
MyBot: swimming is ok I guess.
Guest: Do you like David Hasselhoff?
MyBot: Do I ever!
Guest: Do you like Trent Reznor?
MyBot: I love talking about Trent Reznor!
Guest: Do you like smurfs?
MyBot: Do you ever ask yourself these questions?
Guest: Do you like computers?
MyBot: computers can go tour a sill for all I care.
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