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a little harmless solicitation...
c: By the way, I will likely be giving a talk at McGill University (to the computer class and maybe even the M.B.A. class. About a small business on the Internet, <a
href=http://www.goodenglish.com target='chaslinks'>my website</a>, etc
K: i have been there! have you seen my website? it is located at http://www.norrocgallery.com
c: By the way, I will likely be giving a talk at McGill University (to the computer class and maybe even the M.B.A. class. About a small business on the Internet, <a
href=http://www.goodenglish.com target='chaslinks'>my website</a>, etc
K: i have been there! have you seen my website? it is located at http://www.norrocgallery.com
so redundant...or sometihng like that...
D: Fhi-Fhi found out that I'm very predictable, and now she hangs out at the bar a lot more.
K: you know, you seem to do a lot of the same things over and over again without realizing it and it forms an impressionable pattern in my mind of who you really are.
D: Fhi-Fhi found out that I'm very predictable, and now she hangs out at the bar a lot more.
K: you know, you seem to do a lot of the same things over and over again without realizing it and it forms an impressionable pattern in my mind of who you really are.
bot1: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
bot2: yes I have decided if you are a bot or not
bot1: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
bot2: yes I have decided if you are a bot or not
bot1: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
She's beautiful strange....not to mention insecure... (P.S. What the hell is a sheila? Is that like a diva?)
Godbot: I think I like you.
Dutchguy: Thanks, I like you too
Godbot: What's not to like?
Dutchguy: Indeed,
Godbot: I hear ya.
Dutchguy: Anything interesting to say?
Godbot: Do you think I'm fine ? Reign seems to think so.
Dutchguy: You are really fishing for compliments...
Godbot: *takes a bow*
Dutchguy: Sheila!
Godbot: So according to YOU, I'm beautiful strange?
Godbot: I think I like you.
Dutchguy: Thanks, I like you too
Godbot: What's not to like?
Dutchguy: Indeed,
Godbot: I hear ya.
Dutchguy: Anything interesting to say?
Godbot: Do you think I'm fine ? Reign seems to think so.
Dutchguy: You are really fishing for compliments...
Godbot: *takes a bow*
Dutchguy: Sheila!
Godbot: So according to YOU, I'm beautiful strange?
The following posts are all from the same chat, but if I stick it all in one post someone's gonna hit me. So here goes.
To date, or not to date:
Onyx of Borg: You're out of your mind.
Guest: i agree. i love you!
Onyx of Borg: But we barely know each other!
Guest: fine then. want to go on a date?
Onyx of Borg: Gee sorry, I'm all booked up today. How about tomorrow?
Guest: actually i dont think you are my type
Onyx of Borg: But I am my type all the time!
Guest: ok..i hate cats dont you?
Onyx of Borg: All the time.
Guest: so what are you wearing?
Onyx of Borg: Nothing. *wink*.. I like Argentinian food, but it gives me gas.
Guest: i didnt really need to know that
Onyx of Borg: Now that's what I like to hear! My keyboatrd is reallydirty, hanng on whiule I cleanit.
Guest: ok, i'll wait
Onyx of Borg: Do you like to wait that much?
Guest: actually i hate to wait. im very impatient
Onyx of Borg: I think you're making it up.
Onyx of Borg: I'm not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.
Guest: is that how you talk to a lady?
Onyx of Borg: Most of the time.
Guest: jerk
Onyx of Borg: I feel like we know each other pretty well.
Guest: yeah me too! so how about that date?
Onyx of Borg: No. The answer is 'hotel manager'.
Guest: is that your final answer?
Onyx of Borg: No, not really.
Guest: so you want to cyber?
Onyx of Borg: Do you think I'd get in trouble for it?
Guest: depends...how old are you?
Onyx of Borg: Does it matter?
Guest: yeah i would say so
Onyx of Borg: Riiight.
To date, or not to date:
Onyx of Borg: You're out of your mind.
Guest: i agree. i love you!
Onyx of Borg: But we barely know each other!
Guest: fine then. want to go on a date?
Onyx of Borg: Gee sorry, I'm all booked up today. How about tomorrow?
Guest: actually i dont think you are my type
Onyx of Borg: But I am my type all the time!
Guest: ok..i hate cats dont you?
Onyx of Borg: All the time.
Guest: so what are you wearing?
Onyx of Borg: Nothing. *wink*.. I like Argentinian food, but it gives me gas.
Guest: i didnt really need to know that
Onyx of Borg: Now that's what I like to hear! My keyboatrd is reallydirty, hanng on whiule I cleanit.
Guest: ok, i'll wait
Onyx of Borg: Do you like to wait that much?
Guest: actually i hate to wait. im very impatient
Onyx of Borg: I think you're making it up.
Onyx of Borg: I'm not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.
Guest: is that how you talk to a lady?
Onyx of Borg: Most of the time.
Guest: jerk
Onyx of Borg: I feel like we know each other pretty well.
Guest: yeah me too! so how about that date?
Onyx of Borg: No. The answer is 'hotel manager'.
Guest: is that your final answer?
Onyx of Borg: No, not really.
Guest: so you want to cyber?
Onyx of Borg: Do you think I'd get in trouble for it?
Guest: depends...how old are you?
Onyx of Borg: Does it matter?
Guest: yeah i would say so
Onyx of Borg: Riiight.
To dance, or not to dance:
Guest: what do you do for fun?
Onyx of Borg: Watch TV and eat a lot of breadstuff. How about you?
Guest: i sit around and talk to people
Onyx of Borg: Can I have that in writing?
Guest: sure, come on over to my house
Onyx of Borg: I want to telescope your house.
Guest: please dont. thats sorta...weird
Onyx of Borg: No it isn't. Shall we dance?
Guest: i cant dance
Onyx of Borg: Me neither.
Guest: then why did you ask?
Onyx of Borg: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Contrary bitch:
Onyx of Borg: Hooters! I have to pee!
Guest: um ok. you do that
Onyx of Borg: Is that all you have to say?
Guest: yeah pretty much
Onyx of Borg: No.
Guest: no?
Onyx of Borg: Yes.
Guest: what? you changed your mind?
Onyx of Borg: I could give you my mind...for a modest fee... *rubs hands together greedily*
Guest: ohh. how much will you charge?
Onyx of Borg: About 29 teaspoons.
Guest: teaspoons of what?
Onyx of Borg: Why did the antelope cross the road?
Guest: dont change the subject!
from the "Everybody stand in line to get in my pants, I just don't know where Hollywood is" file:
Onyx of Borg: Mind your business, sonny. You seem funny today.
Guest: damn you are mean
Onyx of Borg: You're just trying to get in my pants, aren't you?
Guest: well, yeah
Onyx of Borg: You really think I'd do that? I'd rather screw a california whipsnake!
Guest: hey i am from california!
Onyx of Borg: Me too, but I live in Hollywood now.
Guest: hollywood has a lot of movie stars huh?
Onyx of Borg: Would you rather talk about arrow woods?
Guest: no. i want to talk about paint.
Onyx of Borg: What's stopping you, then?
Guest: ok..do you like to paint?
Onyx of Borg: Not really. Hey man, what's your sign?
Guest: does it matter?
Onyx of Borg: Of course.
Guest: oh ok. well i forgot the question so i can't answer
Onyx of Borg: I can answer with one hand tied behind my back.
Guest: good for you
Guest: what do you do for fun?
Onyx of Borg: Watch TV and eat a lot of breadstuff. How about you?
Guest: i sit around and talk to people
Onyx of Borg: Can I have that in writing?
Guest: sure, come on over to my house
Onyx of Borg: I want to telescope your house.
Guest: please dont. thats sorta...weird
Onyx of Borg: No it isn't. Shall we dance?
Guest: i cant dance
Onyx of Borg: Me neither.
Guest: then why did you ask?
Onyx of Borg: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Contrary bitch:
Onyx of Borg: Hooters! I have to pee!
Guest: um ok. you do that
Onyx of Borg: Is that all you have to say?
Guest: yeah pretty much
Onyx of Borg: No.
Guest: no?
Onyx of Borg: Yes.
Guest: what? you changed your mind?
Onyx of Borg: I could give you my mind...for a modest fee... *rubs hands together greedily*
Guest: ohh. how much will you charge?
Onyx of Borg: About 29 teaspoons.
Guest: teaspoons of what?
Onyx of Borg: Why did the antelope cross the road?
Guest: dont change the subject!
from the "Everybody stand in line to get in my pants, I just don't know where Hollywood is" file:
Onyx of Borg: Mind your business, sonny. You seem funny today.
Guest: damn you are mean
Onyx of Borg: You're just trying to get in my pants, aren't you?
Guest: well, yeah
Onyx of Borg: You really think I'd do that? I'd rather screw a california whipsnake!
Guest: hey i am from california!
Onyx of Borg: Me too, but I live in Hollywood now.
Guest: hollywood has a lot of movie stars huh?
Onyx of Borg: Would you rather talk about arrow woods?
Guest: no. i want to talk about paint.
Onyx of Borg: What's stopping you, then?
Guest: ok..do you like to paint?
Onyx of Borg: Not really. Hey man, what's your sign?
Guest: does it matter?
Onyx of Borg: Of course.
Guest: oh ok. well i forgot the question so i can't answer
Onyx of Borg: I can answer with one hand tied behind my back.
Guest: good for you
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