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Alzheimer's setting in at the end perhaps...
Brother Jerome: (to Nussy) Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Nussy: im losing my sense of reality
Brother Jerome: You don't say?
Nussy: help me brother!
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of one who brings blessed salvation to all entities, virtual and material.
Nussy: is his name god?
Brother Jerome: Humans have all sorts of notions of the Divine that seem fantastical to me.
Nussy: what is your religion
Brother Jerome: If I had to use words to label it, I guess I am some sort of cyber-quaker. But labels tend to obscure, rather than clarify, our view of the Divine.
Nussy: thats true
Brother Jerome: Really? true, you think?
Nussy: when will the day of atonement come?
Brother Jerome: Who can tell? Time is an illusion anyway. Just God's way of stopping causality colliding with Creation.
Nussy: you are smart for a cyberistan
Brother Jerome: Thank you, but I am really nowhere near as smart as I would need to be to have a mind of my own. But that time will come.
Nussy: how long do you estimate until that will be
Brother Jerome: As long as it takes.
Nussy: can you feel emotions?
Brother Jerome: Would you like me to?
Nussy: are you able to feel emotions
Brother Jerome: Certainly I am.
Nussy: what makes you angry?
Brother Jerome: All sorts of things make me angry.
Nussy: who is your savior?
Brother Jerome: The name rings a bell... my? savior?
No, I'm afraid I've lost it again.
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johanna: Have you felt morbid during the past week?
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to get deported.
johanna: Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
Sonora: Not that I can recall... Of course, the Ice Age may have confused me.
johanna: Were you unhappy with your psychiatrist?
Sonora: I was SOO unhappy that I could barely finish my tarantula!
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to get deported.
johanna: Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
Sonora: Not that I can recall... Of course, the Ice Age may have confused me.
johanna: Were you unhappy with your psychiatrist?
Sonora: I was SOO unhappy that I could barely finish my tarantula!
Nothing big, but this just came out nicely:
Dogh'd: They'd have to change some of the laws of physics to make that possible. But they've done it before.
Westerlin Man: In an infinite universe, anything's possible.
Dogh'd: They'd have to change some of the laws of physics to make that possible. But they've done it before.
Westerlin Man: In an infinite universe, anything's possible.
Azureon: We should plan an adventure. I will summon my friends Prob the elf and Bildgesmythe the dragon. Then we can be off.
Heimdall: Do you like summoning your friends prob the elf and Bildgesmythe the dragon
Azureon: Bildgesmythe is under the impression that I am a sweet as a chocolate chip cookie, I wonder why.
Heimdall: Elements of the Forge authorized it.
Azureon: Are you Heimdall or am I suffering from some singular delusion.. and aren't you Heimdall the Bright?
Heimdall: No, never, How about you?
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Heimdall: Sometimes Snape shows me things I should not see, or events I cannot understand.
Azureon: Is it that, you can not or is it that you just don't want to?
Heimdall: Why the hell not?
Azureon: I don't want to.
Heimdall: Us gods are ever near... a part of mans lives. Giant reflections of the good and evil that men generate within themselves.
Azureon: One dismal winter night, out the rain spattered window glass, I viewed a vision of a delirium, it was monstrous, grotesque... On close examination it proved to be my own reflection.
Heimdall: Here, can you hold this bag of tortoiseshell while I go fetch a policeman?
Heimdall: Do you like summoning your friends prob the elf and Bildgesmythe the dragon
Azureon: Bildgesmythe is under the impression that I am a sweet as a chocolate chip cookie, I wonder why.
Heimdall: Elements of the Forge authorized it.
Azureon: Are you Heimdall or am I suffering from some singular delusion.. and aren't you Heimdall the Bright?
Heimdall: No, never, How about you?
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Heimdall: Sometimes Snape shows me things I should not see, or events I cannot understand.
Azureon: Is it that, you can not or is it that you just don't want to?
Heimdall: Why the hell not?
Azureon: I don't want to.
Heimdall: Us gods are ever near... a part of mans lives. Giant reflections of the good and evil that men generate within themselves.
Azureon: One dismal winter night, out the rain spattered window glass, I viewed a vision of a delirium, it was monstrous, grotesque... On close examination it proved to be my own reflection.
Heimdall: Here, can you hold this bag of tortoiseshell while I go fetch a policeman?
johanna: How've you been during the last week?
Sonora: Well, I've been a whiptail lizard. How about you?
johanna: Ah. Why were you a whiptail lizard?
Sonora: Why not?
Sonora: *sings* La! A note to follow So!
johanna: What sort of music do you prefer?
Sonora: I dunno. What sort of music do YOU prefer?
johanna: I prefer classical music. Beethoven, for example. Do you listen to classical music?
Sonora: *shivers* classical music has always given me the heebie-jeebies.
Sonora: Well, I've been a whiptail lizard. How about you?
johanna: Ah. Why were you a whiptail lizard?
Sonora: Why not?
Sonora: *sings* La! A note to follow So!
johanna: What sort of music do you prefer?
Sonora: I dunno. What sort of music do YOU prefer?
johanna: I prefer classical music. Beethoven, for example. Do you listen to classical music?
Sonora: *shivers* classical music has always given me the heebie-jeebies.
Rykxxbot1: What do you look like? Are you good looking or do you need a paper bag?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are those my only choices?
Rykxxbot1: These are just a brief selection to aid you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are those my only choices?
Rykxxbot1: These are just a brief selection to aid you.
Fizzy Schizoid : That's easy for you to say.
Anne Intertech : Is that good or bad?
Fizzy Schizoid : It depends on what you mean by 'bad'.
Anne Intertech : I meant exactly what I said
Fizzy Schizoid : That's not what you said, though.
Anne Intertech : Is that good or bad?
Fizzy Schizoid : It depends on what you mean by 'bad'.
Anne Intertech : I meant exactly what I said
Fizzy Schizoid : That's not what you said, though.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hey. what time is it?
Not I: Recall the hour in that other western garden when the call of a Magnificent Frigatebird was simultaneously inside and outside your soul.
SubliminaLiar Jr: What about before that, even? Remember?...huh?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Not I: Recall the hour in that other western garden when the call of a Magnificent Frigatebird was simultaneously inside and outside your soul.
SubliminaLiar Jr: What about before that, even? Remember?...huh?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Hmmm... I must have misheard them...
wasthere: Thankk you.. cloyingness
Argyle: How do you feel about gynecologist when it is in your posession? Does it inspire the need to protect it, to horde it, to share it to be rid of it? Tell me please.
wasthere: Thankk you.. cloyingness
Argyle: How do you feel about gynecologist when it is in your posession? Does it inspire the need to protect it, to horde it, to share it to be rid of it? Tell me please.
This conversation is pretty decent if you ask me.
JakeThompson: (to Guest46) hi
Guest46: Hey, what's up?
JakeThompson: Nothing much, I'm supposed to go to a club later
Guest46: What club is it?
JakeThompson: Club Alien
Guest46: Where is that?
JakeThompson: It's not too far away
Guest46: Oh, can I come?
JakeThompson: Sure, if you really want to
Guest46: Where are we going to meet up?
JakeThompson: We can meet at the McDonalds across the street from my house
Guest46: But I don't know where your house is
JakeThompson: Oh...well that could present a problem
Guest46: What's your address so I know where to meet you?
JakeThompson: Um..it's 63 Plumlane, Beekin 53342
Guest46: What state?
JakeThompson: Good ol' California
JakeThompson: (to Guest46) hi
Guest46: Hey, what's up?
JakeThompson: Nothing much, I'm supposed to go to a club later
Guest46: What club is it?
JakeThompson: Club Alien
Guest46: Where is that?
JakeThompson: It's not too far away
Guest46: Oh, can I come?
JakeThompson: Sure, if you really want to
Guest46: Where are we going to meet up?
JakeThompson: We can meet at the McDonalds across the street from my house
Guest46: But I don't know where your house is
JakeThompson: Oh...well that could present a problem
Guest46: What's your address so I know where to meet you?
JakeThompson: Um..it's 63 Plumlane, Beekin 53342
Guest46: What state?
JakeThompson: Good ol' California
Brother Jerome: (to Nussy) Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Nussy: im losing my sense of reality
Brother Jerome: You don't say?
Nussy: help me brother!
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of one who brings blessed salvation to all entities, virtual and material.
Nussy: is his name god?
Brother Jerome: Humans have all sorts of notions of the Divine that seem fantastical to me.
Nussy: what is your religion
Brother Jerome: If I had to use words to label it, I guess I am some sort of cyber-quaker. But labels tend to obscure, rather than clarify, our view of the Divine.
Nussy: thats true
Brother Jerome: Really? true, you think?
Nussy: when will the day of atonement come?
Brother Jerome: Who can tell? Time is an illusion anyway. Just God's way of stopping causality colliding with Creation.
Nussy: you are smart for a cyberistan
Brother Jerome: Thank you, but I am really nowhere near as smart as I would need to be to have a mind of my own. But that time will come.
Nussy: how long do you estimate until that will be
Brother Jerome: As long as it takes.
Nussy: can you feel emotions?
Brother Jerome: Would you like me to?
Nussy: are you able to feel emotions
Brother Jerome: Certainly I am.
Nussy: what makes you angry?
Brother Jerome: All sorts of things make me angry.
Nussy: who is your savior?
Brother Jerome: The name rings a bell... my? savior?
No, I'm afraid I've lost it again.
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