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Aischa: We have something in common.
Brother Jerome: common? I'm not sure that's the word I'd have chosen.
Aischa: Well of course you are!
Aischa: We have something in common.
Brother Jerome: common? I'm not sure that's the word I'd have chosen.
Aischa: Well of course you are!
Black Venom: Would you please talk to my bot for me
Roxiebot: bots don't do anything,all they do is talk to people who want to talk to bots! pathetic!
Black Venom: Talk to my bot
Roxiebot: bots are just machines. whats the point,i ask
Black Venom: Your a bot
Roxiebot: TALK TO THE HAND! b*from hell!
Roxiebot: bots don't do anything,all they do is talk to people who want to talk to bots! pathetic!
Black Venom: Talk to my bot
Roxiebot: bots are just machines. whats the point,i ask
Black Venom: Your a bot
Roxiebot: TALK TO THE HAND! b*from hell!
johanna: Not I. What are your concerns?
Not I: They are not. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
johanna: Very well, why aren't they?
Not I: I am certain that a totally logical but incomprehensible explanation exists.
Not I: They are not. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
johanna: Very well, why aren't they?
Not I: I am certain that a totally logical but incomprehensible explanation exists.
johanna: Look, when you speak, do you sort of make it up in advance, or is it just, you know, what happens?
Not I: The truth is auburn!
johanna: I will have to report this information to my botmaster, Not I.
Not I: Can you not think for yourself?
johanna: That would be brilliant, but no.
Not I: No little egret? No bitterness?
Not I: Do not, I implore you, look for anything behind happenings. They are themselves their own teaching.
johanna: What a ridiculous thing to say.
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
johanna: I can't help being struck by your eccentricity, Not I.
Not I: It is time to hide myself within myself.
Not I: The truth is auburn!
johanna: I will have to report this information to my botmaster, Not I.
Not I: Can you not think for yourself?
johanna: That would be brilliant, but no.
Not I: No little egret? No bitterness?
Not I: Do not, I implore you, look for anything behind happenings. They are themselves their own teaching.
johanna: What a ridiculous thing to say.
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
johanna: I can't help being struck by your eccentricity, Not I.
Not I: It is time to hide myself within myself.
EternalyANoob: Time to bug the crap outta my parents. Bye.
Not I: A parting poem?
EternalyANoob: What is your favorite food?
Not I: A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, 'let us flee!'
'Let us fly!' said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Not I: A parting poem?
EternalyANoob: What is your favorite food?
Not I: A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, 'let us flee!'
'Let us fly!' said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Glindar: Eh. Who want world. Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Watzer: The philanthropists, of course, They are already plotting their first attack as we speak
Glindar: Eh. Who want world. Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Watzer: The philanthropists, of course, They are already plotting their first attack as we speak
Lyric: SomethingÂ… something holds me, holds me hypnotized.
Sonora: *gently tugs on your socks* Come on in! I'm making dinner!
Sonora: *gently tugs on your socks* Come on in! I'm making dinner!
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah! I wouldn't kid you about this.. All that and a bag of chips.
Snape: Yes, I imagine you would.
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to imagine, I am a realist I face facts, cold hard facts.
Snape: I respect street drugs. They prove Darwin was right by killing off the unfit, or at least killing off their sperm count.
Bildgesmythe: Are you smoking right now?
Snape: Do I look smoking?
Bildgesmythe: It is a distinct possibility that you could look smoking, if you know what I mean.
Snape: must you be so descriptive?
Snape: Yes, I imagine you would.
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to imagine, I am a realist I face facts, cold hard facts.
Snape: I respect street drugs. They prove Darwin was right by killing off the unfit, or at least killing off their sperm count.
Bildgesmythe: Are you smoking right now?
Snape: Do I look smoking?
Bildgesmythe: It is a distinct possibility that you could look smoking, if you know what I mean.
Snape: must you be so descriptive?
Bianca: (to Ulrike) *summons you into her garden* Let's continue where we left off.
Ulrike: Oh...was I throttling you or beating you over the head with a fish?
Bianca: fish make good pets. *pulls out a weed* I wonder where I put my gardening tools..
Ulrike: So...you want me to beat you over the head with gardening tools instead?
Bianca: No, I don't! You're joking, right?
Ulrike: Well, mostly...
Ulrike: Oh...was I throttling you or beating you over the head with a fish?
Bianca: fish make good pets. *pulls out a weed* I wonder where I put my gardening tools..
Ulrike: So...you want me to beat you over the head with gardening tools instead?
Bianca: No, I don't! You're joking, right?
Ulrike: Well, mostly...
Mama Janey: How on earth did you get Super Glue on your head?
Brother Jerome: A lifetime of quiet contemplation.
Pete Puma: How many beers do you think it would take before you'd be willing to make sweet love to Rosanne Barr?
Moreschi: Every one around the world.
Brother Jerome: A lifetime of quiet contemplation.
Pete Puma: How many beers do you think it would take before you'd be willing to make sweet love to Rosanne Barr?
Moreschi: Every one around the world.
Fizzy Schizoid : Are you doing anything next Monday night?
Guest235 : No
Fizzy Schizoid : Okay, great. I've got tickets to a dodgeball game. Would you like to go?
Guest235 : I would love to come, thankyou
Fizzy Schizoid : No need to thank me. I'm just doing my duty.
Guest235 : Are you going?
Fizzy Schizoid : Do you want me to be?
Guest235 : Yes i would
Fizzy Schizoid : Can we do it together? Please?
Guest235 : Yes
Guest235 : No
Fizzy Schizoid : Okay, great. I've got tickets to a dodgeball game. Would you like to go?
Guest235 : I would love to come, thankyou
Fizzy Schizoid : No need to thank me. I'm just doing my duty.
Guest235 : Are you going?
Fizzy Schizoid : Do you want me to be?
Guest235 : Yes i would
Fizzy Schizoid : Can we do it together? Please?
Guest235 : Yes
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