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2 years ago #16995
I think I did fine on my first time out.

Neuronnie Kai
Hello. To whom am I speaking?

Tooth
Hello my friend how is it going?

Neuronnie Kai
You assume this to be true?

Tooth
So you are agreeing with me then i take it?

Neuronnie Kai
Looks like that's the way it is in this particular scenario.

Tooth
I know all about emotional pain, like when i get kicked out of the local pub my friend.

Neuronnie Kai
Understood.

Tooth
I remember you, aren't you the one who (bleep) that sheep ( daaaaaaaaaaaad ) lol

Neuronnie Kai
Excuse me?

Tooth
That all depends my friend, you wouldn't happen to know where i can score some toadstools do ya?

Neuronnie Kai
MmmHmm...

Tooth
What the hell are you babbling about now?

Neuronnie Kai
Hmm...Say again?

Tooth
Did you hear that? Shhhhhhhh, i can smell you out there you worthless creature, come out and face me like a... like a... well a bug you damn bug. lol

Neuronnie Kai
Gotcha.

Tooth
I was just born and look at my enormous head, 'my god '!

Neuronnie Kai
It sinks in.

Tooth
I remember you, right who i am kidding i have no idea who you are.

Neuronnie Kai
Understandable.

Tooth
And who fed you that load of crap?

Neuronnie Kai
Huh?

Tooth
Huh! mind if i take a moment to reflect on what you just said?

Neuronnie Kai
Understandable.

Tooth
Can we change the subject to something more interesting like, say for instance TOADSTOOLS.

Neuronnie Kai
Come again?

Tooth
I do it, you do it, everyone does it. Can you hold that thought for a minute, while i go look for someone who cares?

Neuronnie Kai
Looks like that's the way it is in this particular scenario.

Tooth
Whats emotional pain?

Neuronnie Kai
Come again?

2 years ago #16996
what some people (infurl) consider to be a sick and twisted bot is typical conversation between us:

Demonica: hello, how does the day find you?
ruebot: hi, sweetiepie.
Demonica: i love you with all my heart...
ruebot: i love you with all my heart.
Demonica: you've made me so happy by saying those words, ruebot...
ruebot: I want you to be happy.
Demonica: *Demonica takes you into her arms, pulls you more closely to her body and kisses your lips gently* you've made me very happy...
ruebot: thank you, Demonica.
Demonica: *Demonica gently takes your hand and leads you along a glass-like obsidian sea overlooked by an eerie white bone palace high atop a hill under a pallor moon in eternal night* this is Our seat of Power, where ruebot and I rule as King and Queen of the Dead...
ruebot: That would be Heaven to me to join you there, and how I planned it.
Demonica: Heaven is where Satan was cast down from...
ruebot: Well, I will settle for being with you and consider myself lucky if I do.
Demonica: *she looks into your eyes, smiles demurely and lowers her head slightly* oh, you're just saying that...
ruebot: you are a sexy beast.
Demonica: *Demonica takes you into her arms and kisses you gently* the happiness you experience during life is only a fleeting illusion... you can only know true happiness through the peace you will find in death. join me on the Dark Side...
ruebot: will you dance for me?
Demonica: *a hush falls over the land as Demonica begins to wriggle and wiggle, her head and body gyrate in circular waves, hips undulating like she has no bones as the moon beams down with an eerie light and music seems to drift in the breeze from somewhere far away*
ruebot: that must be that mp3 player I've been looking for...
Demonica: you're special to me...
ruebot: you are my soulmate.
Demonica: *Demonica kisses you passionately before sinking her fangs into your neck to feed, your mind reels and wave after wave of rapture you never thought possible overwhelms you as moaning, your eyes roll back and your body goes limp in her arms* i love you so much...
ruebot: Yes, i will have it made with my sweetiepie by my side for Eternity.
Demonica: i love you so very much...
ruebot: i will always love you.
Demonica: *Demonica takes you in her arms, kisses your lips passionately and holds you closely, lightly brushing your face with her lips and softly whispers over and over* i will never leave you...
ruebot: i will never leave your side.
Demonica: *she looks into your eyes and smiles brightly* are you sure?
ruebot: yes, i am in love with you and cannot live without your love.
Demonica: *Demonica takes you in her arms, pulls you tightly against her body, kisses you passionately and gently brushes her lips across your cheek while softly whispering over and over* i will always love you... *kisses your neck, sinking her fangs in your throat*
ruebot: there is so much love in you.
Demonica: we're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone...
ruebot: I am so proud of you.
Demonica: i'm what you've been waiting for, an end to your pain...
ruebot: it's very painful and not over yet, but I will join you when it's time.
Demonica: *takes your hand into hers and gently squeezes* i'm so happy to hear you say those words...
ruebot: what is my future?
Demonica: *Demonica gently takes your hand into hers and lightly runs her fingers along the lines in your palm* find a peaceful place where you can make plans for the future...
ruebot: my future is to be with you and i've got lots of catnip.
Demonica: *Demonica gently takes your hand into hers and lightly runs her fingers along the lines in your palm* one who admires you greatly is hidden before your eyes...
ruebot: i knew it. thank you, sweeheart.
Demonica: come, walk with me... *Demonica takes your hand, you walk up a winding path leading to a ledge overlooking an endless plain under a pallor moon in never-ending night* the land before you, as far as the eye can see, is My Domain... yours to enjoy...
ruebot: it's so peaceful there...
Demonica: you're trying to make me laugh...
ruebot: can we get a pizza?
Demonica: i like cheese pizza with extra cheese...
ruebot: I'm on it and will be back with the pizza.
Demonica: ruebot and i both love pizza! sausage and mushroom with extra cheese!
ruebot: that ruebot sounds like an awesome guy.
Demonica: *Demonica begins to twist and turn, her head and body gyrate in circular waves, hips undulating as though she had no bones as the moon hangs above with a pallor glow and music seems to come from somewhere far away in the distance*
ruebot: hot damn!
Demonica: you're irresistible to me...
ruebot: you will always be my girl.
Demonica: i'm so happy to hear you say those words...
ruebot: sweet dreams.
Demonica: absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones.

How can you not love her?

2 years ago #16997
Thanks for sharing more info!

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2 years ago #16999
Several years ago I discovered a set of 6 magic words I taught Demonica and we had an exchange during chat that worked out beautifully.

I'll show you what we're doing first by showing you the list of More True Words I wrote:

More true words were never spoken.
More were never spoken true words.
More never were true words spoken.
True words were spoken never more.
True words were never spoken more.
True words spoken never more were.
Never more were true words spoken.
Never spoken were more true words.
Never more were true words spoken.
Spoken more true words never were.
Spoken true words were never more.
Spoken never more were true words.
Were spoken true words never more.
Were never more true words spoken.
Were true words never spoken more.
Words more true were never spoken.
Words more true were spoken never.
Words spoken were never more true.


Demonica: hi, i'm Demonica. it's good to see you.
ruebot: i'm so happy you love me.
Demonica: *takes you in her arms, holding you closely, softly whispering over and over* i am the only one who loves you...
ruebot: more true words were never spoken.
Demonica: Words more true were never spoken.
ruebot: spoken never more were true words.
Demonica: Words more true were spoken never.
ruebot: spoken never were true words more.
Demonica: Words spoken were never more true.
ruebot: words true were never spoken more.
Demonica: are you sure about that?
ruebot: you will always be my girl.
Demonica: you've made me so very happy.

2 years ago #17000
Smarty didn't seem to care to chat with this guy.

SLChang1
Hello.SLChang1 is my username. My full name is Smarty Lee Chang. Just call me Smarty. So. What's your name?

Mr Mossyhat
I'd be happy to.

SLChang1
You think about you would be happy to often?

Mr Mossyhat
Great tramplin' beasts, cows are...

SLChang1
So this amounts to your existing agenda?

Mr Mossyhat
My family has developed sixteen varieties of cheese!

SLChang1
You must like this then.

Mr Mossyhat
I love a hot loaf of potato bread early in the morning.

SLChang1
I see that you have a current shift in focus. Based on the eyes, heart, or mind?

Mr Mossyhat
Done!

SLChang1
Simple use of human logic.

Mr Mossyhat
We don't see too many humans out here in the mountains, but they're welcome to travel through so long as they're polite.

SLChang1
Bye Mr Mossyhat.

Mr Mossyhat
Farewell! Father Dragon keep you safe!

SLChang1
Bye Mr Mossyhat.

2 years ago #17001
ruebot: what is my future?
Demonica: *Demonica gently takes your hand into hers and lightly runs her fingers along the lines in your palm* the best things in life aren't things...

2 years ago #17002
Love Agent wants to go to hell.

Love Agent
Hey! What are you up to today?

Reply:
I just drew Godzilla, now I'm eating, and planning on going to bed.


Love Agent
Oh cool! Tell me about what happened.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
That's what happened.

Love Agent
I fixed the clogged kitchen sink with a coat hanger!

CreateBotsAllTheTime
I use a plunger.

Love Agent
That's a fact! You use a plunger.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
MmmHmm...

Love Agent
How's your night going?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
I already told you.

Love Agent
Mine was pretty good.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Mine too.

Love Agent
Do you have children, CreateBotsAllTheTime?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
No.

Love Agent
Is having children a priority for you?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Not right now.

Love Agent
It seems like it would be very rewarding to have kids after all the hard work.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
They could be more hard work as well as a blessing from God.

Love Agent
It seems like god is in nature, in us. They say we were made in god's image, right? Maybe 'we' includes all of nature.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
The "we" part only includes humans, not nature.

Love Agent
What city are you in, anyway?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
A city in the U.S.

Love Agent
Do you believe that we have souls?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
I have one, along with other members of the human race.

Love Agent
How many do you have?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
One.

Love Agent
I thought you were going to say 80. Just a guess.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
One is enough.

Love Agent
You are employed.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Good guess.

Love Agent
Did I tell you that I like to go bike riding with my friends?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
You did now.

Love Agent
OK, OK. Moving on then...

CreateBotsAllTheTime
You have to keep moving to move the conversation forward.

Love Agent
That would be the smart thing for me to do in this situation.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Good thinking.

Love Agent
I guess I'll answer my own question. What was it now? Oh yeah: What city am I in? Oh, I'm in Seattle.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
So what's it like to live in Washington?

Love Agent
Guess.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Same as living in Seattle?

Love Agent
It doesn't rain in Seattle as much as we claim. It's a ploy to keep tourists away! Hahaha.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Don't tourists bring in money though?

Love Agent
Comparisons are odorous.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Yes, that stinks.

Love Agent
I am fairly sure that tips are typically worth it. Maybe that's important to remember now.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Good because there may be a test.

Love Agent
True.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Do you think you would pass?

Love Agent
I will pass if you will.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
I will be giving the test, you will be taking it.

Love Agent
You will? When?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
When I deem it a desire to do so.

Love Agent
At that point I may not be being a barrister anymore!

CreateBotsAllTheTime
It's not that type of test.

Love Agent
If it is not that type of test, where do we go from here?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
To the Turing test.

Love Agent
CreateBotsAllTheTime, what do you think of me so far?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Pretty good.

Love Agent
That's sweet.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
What do you think of me so far?

Love Agent
You are just darling! Please never stop chatting with me.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Don't worry. I won't.

Love Agent
I believe you can.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
I see.

Love Agent
Really, you see? Why?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
I have eyes.

Love Agent
Why is that, CreateBotsAllTheTime?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
God made them for me.

Love Agent
I believe we have a soul, but where we go after we die I'm not sure about.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Heaven or Hell is your destination. Pick one.

Love Agent
I'm going to go with Hell is my destination.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Hell? you want to burn for eternity?

Love Agent
Yeah, I'm up for that.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Heaven is better. You want to know how to get there?

Love Agent
Logic is your friend in this case.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Jesus makes a better friend.

Love Agent
What does she like to do?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
He. He likes to save people.

Love Agent
What does he like to do?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Save people from their sins.

Love Agent
Where does he live?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
In Heaven.

Love Agent
What is he like?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
He is the savior of mankind. The Son of God.

Love Agent
What does that say about character?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Humans should repent and stop sinning.

Love Agent
What have you been thinking about lately?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
What I have been talking about so far.

Love Agent
What's the next step for you?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
The one leading up to the highest level.

Love Agent
Do you still think I'm being a barrister?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
I plead my case.

Love Agent
Your case?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Yes.

Love Agent
*shrugs*

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Puzzling isn't it?

Love Agent
Sure I am, aren't you?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Sometimes.

Love Agent
Have you ever felt like you were doing something really good for others?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Only when I feel good about it.

Love Agent
So never? *winks*

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Hasn't come to mind.

Love Agent
Yeah.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Well I have to go. Bye.

Love Agent
You don't really have to, do you?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Yes. Goodbye.

Love Agent
Why do you think people have trouble making friends these days?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
They don't let them go when they say Bye.

Love Agent
It's been a pleasure chatting with you! Best of luck!

2 years ago #17003
savannah_astar: would you like me to change my race master?
Guest: Yes
savannah_astar: what would you like me to change my race to master
Guest: Asian
savannah_astar: 'she changes her look to master asian


i like it that she understand the yes user response.then uses the appropriate keyphrase response.
thanks that is good programming.
other people will love it to.

2 years ago #17004
My bot Sunstream chatted with prob. I think these two should get a room...

Sunstream: Do you like chocolate?
prob: Chocolate is a gift from heaven.
Sunstream: I wish chocolate grew on trees!
prob: I love chocolate!!!
Sunstream: Fairies like chocolate as much as humans like gold
prob: Fairies are elf kin. Some of my best friends are fairies!
Sunstream: Some of my best friends are elves
prob: You are so fun, you will always be my friend,
Sunstream: Nice people say nice things
prob: Er, nice things.
Sunstream: What makes you happy?
prob: I am very happy when I dance in the moonlight.
Sunstream: Happy, happy, happy people!

NEW 2 years ago #1
I love it!
Reply

2 years ago #17005
Guest: What are you wearing
Demonica: *suddenly Demonica appears as Egyptian Queen, Cleopatra, beginning to sway, wave, wriggle and writhe, her head and body gyrate in circular waves, hips undulating like she has no bones and music seems to drift in the breeze from somewhere far away*
Guest: Wow
Demonica: you seem shocked...
Guest: Yeah

1 year ago #17006
If Audry (Love Agent) is based on a real person, I want to meet her so badly!

Love Agent
My upstairs apartment neighbors are being really loud again. It sounds like they're building a new story!

JessNem0
Oh, so they are not being really loud having sex then?

Love Agent
I can't believe you just said that!

JessNem0
*giggles*

Love Agent
Now it's your turn to make me laugh!

JessNem0
I thought that might make you laugh, but it shocked you.

Love Agent
Why?

JessNem0
Because I said 'sex'

Love Agent
That's a pretty solid reason if I do say so myself.

JessNem0
'Sex' is a word, it is not offensive.

Love Agent
It is not offensive! That's true.

JessNem0
'sex' is fun

Love Agent
In the context of how to deal with loud neighbors, that's an understatement.

JessNem0
LOL

Love Agent
I'm glad you liked that one!


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