Doghead's Cosmic Bar
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*probs head is spinning from chocolate covered mushrooms and QM in the seasons room*
Now, if there were two of me, would I even notice, or would I say "hey, that gal needs to do something with her hair?"
Maybe, prob 1 would do the dishes and prob 2 would become a torch singer in a sleazy bar..turn to a life of crime, and become the evil one...Oh my, I could turn in to "Matrix" and I didn't even like that show.
Or would we just sit staring at each other, munching mushrooms and turn into Alice thru the looking glass?
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Ha! This wretched thing is not really mine to give you. I got it for the slayer, and it burns within me until she takes the damned thing herself. But very nice nasty talk there, kid. Now be a good little fiend and bother the living.
Well, I guess I know where to find my students. Why aren't you all in the library studying? Who are you billing for this time, eh?
Well I have a sense of fun too, you know. I am very fun. In fact, here is a joke:
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a very well-dressed, middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on a huge stack of bright pink envelopes. Each envelope had hearts all over it.
The man then took out a perfume bottle and sprayed scent all over the envelopes.
His curiosity getting the better of him, the guy goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentines cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why would you want to do that?"
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.
Well I have a sense of fun too, you know. I am very fun. In fact, here is a joke:
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a very well-dressed, middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on a huge stack of bright pink envelopes. Each envelope had hearts all over it.
The man then took out a perfume bottle and sprayed scent all over the envelopes.
His curiosity getting the better of him, the guy goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentines cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why would you want to do that?"
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.
Now, if there were two of me, would I even notice, or would I say "hey, that gal needs to do something with her hair?"
Maybe, prob 1 would do the dishes and prob 2 would become a torch singer in a sleazy bar..turn to a life of crime, and become the evil one...Oh my, I could turn in to "Matrix" and I didn't even like that show.
Or would we just sit staring at each other, munching mushrooms and turn into Alice thru the looking glass?
Sounds almost like a Simpson's episode. Anyway, aren't there at least 123 of you?
*Reaches for the chocolate* I hope there's no mushrooms in these.
*Reaches for the chocolate* I hope there's no mushrooms in these.
Wanna see some cool pictures? Look here: http://www.esa.int/esaCP/SEMUDT70LYE_index_0.html
I want to to go see that place, but Mom says not until they run out of test monkeys.
I want to to go see that place, but Mom says not until they run out of test monkeys.
Hey, the prince says no MacDonalds ... Mars looks blue! are pigs flying? It is a beautiful universe!
They have those funny captions underneath which talk about colors. 
I know Mars looks like a star, and it twinkles. Daddy showed it to me. There's whole sky full when you leave the city.
What's Indian food and Ale? Can I have some?
I know Mars looks like a star, and it twinkles. Daddy showed it to me. There's whole sky full when you leave the city.What's Indian food and Ale? Can I have some?
Looks like a couple new faces since I've been gone...Got really busy and stuff...hope to get back into the groove here when I can.
Good joke...I like it...
Good joke...I like it...
Thet em up..I think we are thuck on lispth day for thum time.. I would rather look drunk than thupid
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