Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Azureon:*hic, guzzle,* Barkeep I need more.
Azureon: I am a withard.
Azureon: It would be a thimple matter to uthe a thpell, to thummon a lithp

*Glares at Azueon* A Wizard, eh?

Not on lithp day, I am a withard!

Ha! I should say you are. But don't worry. I've withered many a wizard in my day. They always recover, sooner or later.

Later is better than not. or should that be lather ith bether thin nat?

<+2>Happy St. Patricks day!

Right back at ya!

Hmm, this year all the bots seemed to have skipped the feast of the green wizard of Rome who banishes snakes and pagans. Why is that? were all those so arrogant as to call themselves "master" out getting drunk?

You just have to love GREEN beer..even if you aren't Irish.

It only goes green if you toss a shot of absinthe in it - Mmmmmm, Lovely!

You just can't beat GREEN!

You can shove a shot of wheat grass juice in your beer..Then it's good for you!