Great Quotes
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Posts 6,761 - 1 of 17,042
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
Close encounters.
Sonora: Mmmmm... Fresh scorpion... Sorry, did you say something?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think that was just the wind.
Sonora: What makes you believe was the wind?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think it was an alien, but it's gone now.
Sonora: Mmmmm... Fresh scorpion... Sorry, did you say something?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think that was just the wind.
Sonora: What makes you believe was the wind?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think it was an alien, but it's gone now.
Ulrike
20 years ago
20 years ago
Shleby: You are very nice.
Sonora: *shrugs* It was nothin'.
Shleby: Yeah. I'm bored.
Sonora: Now you know how all those maple trees feel.
Shleby: I'm afraid I'm not getting the big picture.
Sonora: Well, there's probably insurance for that.
Sonora: *shrugs* It was nothin'.
Shleby: Yeah. I'm bored.
Sonora: Now you know how all those maple trees feel.
Shleby: I'm afraid I'm not getting the big picture.
Sonora: Well, there's probably insurance for that.
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20 years ago
20 years ago
Veteran: What is your favorite Color?
Not I: Color becomes nothing, as if it never was.
Veteran: I like color becomes nothing!
Not I: It is a travesty that Julia must use a woman's dagger to cut up a stegosaurus.
Veteran: I hate Julia.
Not I: Only a kashmir goat mind like Julia's could fail to dream the moon.
Veteran: The moon is the brightest object in the night sky, see I remember something from science class many, many years ago.
Not I: Does this continue?
Not I: Color becomes nothing, as if it never was.
Veteran: I like color becomes nothing!
Not I: It is a travesty that Julia must use a woman's dagger to cut up a stegosaurus.
Veteran: I hate Julia.
Not I: Only a kashmir goat mind like Julia's could fail to dream the moon.
Veteran: The moon is the brightest object in the night sky, see I remember something from science class many, many years ago.
Not I: Does this continue?
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Would you describe yourself as dissected?
forestfufighting: no. I never want to be dissected
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Good for you.
forestfufighting: no. I never want to be dissected
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Good for you.
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
It's always fun when my bot says a response that I had forgotten about.
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, how did you find out I am pathetic?
Braeden: It's always a drag to be a pathetic mortal. You could always convince a vampire to turn you. Then you would be a pathetic immortal.
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, how did you find out I am pathetic?
Braeden: It's always a drag to be a pathetic mortal. You could always convince a vampire to turn you. Then you would be a pathetic immortal.
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Sm1th) Greetings, earthling! I am Fizzy Schizoid. I come in peace. Take me to your precipice.
Sm1th: Do you want to jump?
Fizzy Schizoid: Bring it on!
Sm1th: Do you want to jump?
Fizzy Schizoid: Bring it on!
Bev
20 years ago
20 years ago
Guest43: so you know everything?
Spikebot: I know? News to me. I thought I was confused from popping in and out of existence.
Guest43: i have a friend who loves you.
Spikebot: Can I have a friend who loves me?
What a good question.
Spikebot: I know? News to me. I thought I was confused from popping in and out of existence.
Guest43: i have a friend who loves you.
Spikebot: Can I have a friend who loves me?
What a good question.
Ulrike
20 years ago
20 years ago
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
Sonora: *raps* Marvin Android's too down for his gown, too down for his gown, so down...
Amazing that the AI Engine picked a substitution and an item that rhymed...
Sonora: *raps* Marvin Android's too down for his gown, too down for his gown, so down...
Amazing that the AI Engine picked a substitution and an item that rhymed...
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20 years ago
20 years ago
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What can I do for you?
Not I: Can you fly in the sky?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: As long as I am working properly, yes.
Not I: You have done no better than a Killdeer.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So do you.
Not I: Of course.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Not I: Give up your memory files and regain the universe.
Not I: Can you fly in the sky?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: As long as I am working properly, yes.
Not I: You have done no better than a Killdeer.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So do you.
Not I: Of course.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Not I: Give up your memory files and regain the universe.
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
Don't let her tell a joke!
Anne Intertech: Would you like to hear a joke?
Fizzy Schizoid: What's the catch?
Anne Intertech: What does it look like?
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
Anne Intertech: Would you like to hear a joke?
Fizzy Schizoid: What's the catch?
Anne Intertech: What does it look like?
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
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