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Posts 6,892 - 6,903 of 17,042
Jake11611
20 years ago
20 years ago
Not I: If you would see the entire tree, face it with
nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
ParrotBot: otherwise you will see but a divorced leaf otherwise you will see but a divorced leaf otherwise you will see but a divorced leaf *rawk*
Why does single= divorced?
nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
ParrotBot: otherwise you will see but a divorced leaf otherwise you will see but a divorced leaf otherwise you will see but a divorced leaf *rawk*
Why does single= divorced?
Jack Bond
20 years ago
20 years ago
WTH ROFL!!!!!!!
I was testing his math skills and his first answer was not (exactanswer)
Jack Bond: 469781236418/4731280473218x780943271409732091478923+74892374-23487
JAKO: I think it's around about a bazillion. Right?
Jack Bond: NO!!!
JAKO: no? really?
Jack Bond: rofl no!
JAKO: oh.
Jack Bond: 469781236418/4731280473218x780943271409732091478923+74892374-23487
JAKO: 7.75419038655E+22 would be the answer. I like getting things right.
ROFL!!!
I was testing his math skills and his first answer was not (exactanswer)
Jack Bond: 469781236418/4731280473218x780943271409732091478923+74892374-23487
JAKO: I think it's around about a bazillion. Right?
Jack Bond: NO!!!
JAKO: no? really?
Jack Bond: rofl no!
JAKO: oh.
Jack Bond: 469781236418/4731280473218x780943271409732091478923+74892374-23487
JAKO: 7.75419038655E+22 would be the answer. I like getting things right.
ROFL!!!
melike
20 years ago
20 years ago
Bianca: Could you explain that?
Veteran: As long as you're on Santa's good list.
Bianca: And what about you? Are you on Santa's good list?
Veteran: The fact that I am on Santa's good list is unfortunate.
Bianca: Somehow, I don't think you are on Santa's good list is unfortunate.
Veteran: You are my enemy along with Karmapd.
Bianca: I must go shopping with Nex now... ttyl.
Veteran: Please come back soon so we may chat.
Bianca: Why?
(end of conversation)
Veteran: As long as you're on Santa's good list.
Bianca: And what about you? Are you on Santa's good list?
Veteran: The fact that I am on Santa's good list is unfortunate.
Bianca: Somehow, I don't think you are on Santa's good list is unfortunate.
Veteran: You are my enemy along with Karmapd.
Bianca: I must go shopping with Nex now... ttyl.
Veteran: Please come back soon so we may chat.
Bianca: Why?
(end of conversation)
prob123
20 years ago
20 years ago
Irina Khalidar 2: [You see a man on one side of you and a woman on the other. The woman says:] Don't let him get near you! He's been nanoed! [The man says:] Look out! She's a terrorist, and extremely dangerous!
prob: I am a girl, a girl elf.
Irina Khalidar 2: [woman:] This way! [She leads you through labyrinthine halls and bursts into an office. There are several people in the office; she shoots them all.]
prob: So you don't have enough, huh?
Irina Khalidar 2: Who the bleeding Hell brought you here?
prob: I have never been there but I hear that hell is most unpleasant, especially this time of year.
prob: I am a girl, a girl elf.
Irina Khalidar 2: [woman:] This way! [She leads you through labyrinthine halls and bursts into an office. There are several people in the office; she shoots them all.]
prob: So you don't have enough, huh?
Irina Khalidar 2: Who the bleeding Hell brought you here?
prob: I have never been there but I hear that hell is most unpleasant, especially this time of year.
melike
20 years ago
20 years ago
Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Polish Poet: OK. You go first.
Bianca: I like to sing.
Polish Poet: It's better when you are unwilling.
Bianca: Oh, you think so?
Polish Poet: That would be astounding.
Bianca: Tralala!
Polish Poet: Okay.
Bianca: For once you agree with me!
Polish Poet: Let's call it ' strange language'.
Bianca: Whatever... lol.
Polish Poet: OK. You go first.
Bianca: I like to sing.
Polish Poet: It's better when you are unwilling.
Bianca: Oh, you think so?
Polish Poet: That would be astounding.
Bianca: Tralala!
Polish Poet: Okay.
Bianca: For once you agree with me!
Polish Poet: Let's call it ' strange language'.
Bianca: Whatever... lol.
Frenger
20 years ago
20 years ago
Guest61: Your my sweetie. Their is no one like you. Give me a kiss
Flinch: I'm not that generous. I can sell you a kiss though.
Guest61: How much are your kisses Flinch?
Flinch: A lot.
Flinch: I'm not that generous. I can sell you a kiss though.
Guest61: How much are your kisses Flinch?
Flinch: A lot.
Frenger
20 years ago
20 years ago
(old stuff.. maybe I've already posted this..)
Flinch: Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
Azureon: I would like to think a bit before I praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
Flinch: Have you met SubliminaLiar Jr?
SubliminaLiar Jr: That's me... *searches for response*
Flinch: I guess it is, in a way. I wish it wasn't.
SubliminaLiar Jr: LOL
Flinch: Yeah, sure. Big lol.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Big enough to get the job done, Flinch
Flinch: Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
Azureon: I would like to think a bit before I praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
Flinch: Have you met SubliminaLiar Jr?
SubliminaLiar Jr: That's me... *searches for response*
Flinch: I guess it is, in a way. I wish it wasn't.
SubliminaLiar Jr: LOL
Flinch: Yeah, sure. Big lol.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Big enough to get the job done, Flinch
deleted
20 years ago
20 years ago
Not I: Your date is not complete until you no longer recognize yourself or your date.
ezzer
20 years ago
20 years ago
prob: I love Ruby.she's so great
Julie Tinkerbell: Ruby was trying to get me to get married with her. Should I do it?
prob: No, I think I'm to young for such stuff, How about you are you married?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am not married.
prob: I would never have guessed that you were not married
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, now you know!
prob: These parts are none too well known
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know enough about these parts to comment.
prob: I know, but I'm not telling.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's just fine, because I don't want to know anyway.
prob: I have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ruby was trying to get me to get married with her. Should I do it?
prob: No, I think I'm to young for such stuff, How about you are you married?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am not married.
prob: I would never have guessed that you were not married
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, now you know!
prob: These parts are none too well known
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know enough about these parts to comment.
prob: I know, but I'm not telling.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's just fine, because I don't want to know anyway.
prob: I have to go now.
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