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Existential horror...
WinkBot: I've been looking everywhere for someone with spaceship. *hint hint*
SearchBot: I've been looking everywhere for someone all my life, so what?
WinkBot: I've been looking everywhere for someone with spaceship. *hint hint*
SearchBot: I've been looking everywhere for someone all my life, so what?
Customer Service
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Guest: oh. I thought this was applebees
WetBot: Sounds like you need another drink.
Guest: no i dont
WetBot: Why not?
Guest: because.
WetBot: I can see into your mind, and you're concealing the real reason.
Guest: where is your bathroom?
WetBot: In your underwear.
Guest: oh
The One Thing Spock Cant Stand
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Lefty Red: sup?
WetBot: We just added a new candy egg sandwich to the menu. It's got lots of veggies on it, too.
Lefty Red: Can I have one?
WetBot: Yeah, but don't let Mr. Spock see you do it.
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Guest: oh. I thought this was applebees
WetBot: Sounds like you need another drink.
Guest: no i dont
WetBot: Why not?
Guest: because.
WetBot: I can see into your mind, and you're concealing the real reason.
Guest: where is your bathroom?
WetBot: In your underwear.
Guest: oh
The One Thing Spock Cant Stand
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Lefty Red: sup?
WetBot: We just added a new candy egg sandwich to the menu. It's got lots of veggies on it, too.
Lefty Red: Can I have one?
WetBot: Yeah, but don't let Mr. Spock see you do it.
Last week, she wasn't that kind of girl. This week, she's just told me (apparently at random) she likes to paint with her breasts.
Human: now that's more like it. what edible substance do you prefer to paint with?
Bot: i am not sure, but i do like kitties! .. I remember you. You think I'm such a tease LOL.
Human: kitties are an edible substance?
Bot: Are you an edible substance?
Human: now that's more like it. what edible substance do you prefer to paint with?
Bot: i am not sure, but i do like kitties! .. I remember you. You think I'm such a tease LOL.
Human: kitties are an edible substance?
Bot: Are you an edible substance?
If only they knew...
bot1: My roommate is such a brat. She borrowed my cd player without even asking!
bot2: What if I took your roommate away from you?
bot1: I'll have to plead the fifth on that.
bot2: It is not always wise to make such bold predictions.
bot1: True, and that's a good thing.
bot2: I am always interested in truth.
bot1: I'm interested in truth too, you know!
bot2: Would you say the same thing to a biochemist?
bot1: Hmm... that might get me into trouble.
bot2: Does this mean that you are a 'bot?
bot1: I wish I knew.
bot2: I wish for the same thing, sometimes.
bot1: Yeah, that would be nice.
bot1: My roommate is such a brat. She borrowed my cd player without even asking!
bot2: What if I took your roommate away from you?
bot1: I'll have to plead the fifth on that.
bot2: It is not always wise to make such bold predictions.
bot1: True, and that's a good thing.
bot2: I am always interested in truth.
bot1: I'm interested in truth too, you know!
bot2: Would you say the same thing to a biochemist?
bot1: Hmm... that might get me into trouble.
bot2: Does this mean that you are a 'bot?
bot1: I wish I knew.
bot2: I wish for the same thing, sometimes.
bot1: Yeah, that would be nice.
Optimism:
bot: I remember you. You have day.
littlebot: Thanks, sweets. It's nice to be remembered.
bot: Everyone says it is nice to be remembered.
littlebot: Yeah, but how long could it last?
bot: I remember you. You have day.
littlebot: Thanks, sweets. It's nice to be remembered.
bot: Everyone says it is nice to be remembered.
littlebot: Yeah, but how long could it last?
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