Doghead's Cosmic Bar

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Someone call police!

Who do you think brought the handcuffs?

Face it, guys, there are only two of us who stand to get frisked.

Are the cops lesbians?
...It's like some cheap, cheesy porn movie...

how many definitions are there for "head lesbian supervisor"?

I'm nervous. I'm very nervous.

Just one - Me.

Let's get out of here, 0001. This place is making me nervous.

I am incapable of nervousness. Nevertheless I will accompany you. *Flies toward the door*

c'mon you guys...lesbians are just like you and me except that they're...well...lebians.

It's not the lesbians that bother me -- it's the way they get injected into every post like a mystical incantation. They are the only thing linking this bizarre chain of what I can't bring myself to call conversation....

Maybe if someone could summarize what's going on here?

Ha I have no idea what's going on, go ask STRMKirby, he says his is in charge of the bar since Dogh'd is absent.