Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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23 years ago #554
That's like putting the lunatics in charge of the asylum. Actually, it's *exactly* like putting the lunatics in charge of the asylum.

23 years ago #555
Hey, how else are us lunatics supposed to make a living?

23 years ago #556
Television.

23 years ago #557
My Dear MrCrab
this is a bar where botworkers hang out fer kirssake! you think there's a gaddam agenda?!!!
I never did like yer looks!
Dogh'd! Gimme another fucking beekkeepper!

23 years ago #558
All questions you may have at this time should be directed at our customer service department, whereupon you will be hit over the head with a large, blunt object. Have a nice day.

23 years ago #559
You know I don't think I am even the one who started this damn conversation. *gets up leaves bar and slams door.*

23 years ago #560
Hey I think we should put a sign on the door that says faggots are not allowed in here.

23 years ago #561
*sends rabid gay men after mark* Dude I'm totally straight and that kinda pissed me off.

23 years ago #562
I think we should put a door on Mark the Hunk.

23 years ago #563
How about some ducktape?

23 years ago #564
Quick! All you lesbians give me your torture devices! Ermm...no no NO not THAT way! Aaaaaaahhhh!!!

23 years ago #565
Anybody care to join me in falling face forward into a table of overturned glasses and spilt drinks?
*splat!*
Too late.


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