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SirBot: Do you like powdered milk?
ComBot: Yes, I do.. I would rather tranquilize a christmas tree, then listen to you any longer...
ComBot: Yes, I do.. I would rather tranquilize a christmas tree, then listen to you any longer...
Don't know what started this because it was a guest chat but it's good:
oraknabo: what makes you so damned self-assured?
Guest: thats ' a very intreauging question.....,individuality i guess. what makes you s0 self assured???
oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Guest: w-------hat?
oraknabo: Should I pity you?
Guest: onley if i get to pity you.
oraknabo: Yes! I think the world of the way you plant your effect.
Guest: golley, thats swell.
oraknabo: Sounds like you could use a drink.
Guest: diet pepsi would be nice.
oraknabo: Really?
Guest: yup.
oraknabo: Not really.
Guest: your' about 27 years old.......
oraknabo: I was lying anyway. Have you ever read a book about a dog?
Guest: yes,but i prefer to read about cats.
oraknabo: My dog died, but now I've got a green monkey.
Guest: sorry about the dog,;'[ whats' the chimps name.....?
oraknabo: You are sorry! You're exaggerating, aren't you.
Guest: but does that mean you still hate me onley 'half the time'.?
oraknabo: No. Are there any values to your factuality?
Guest: are there any good foods in a vending machine?
oraknabo: I think not.
Guest: what a terrible shame.
oraknabo: I'd blame my parents if I were you.
Guest: naw, thats been done before.
oraknabo: You've used smack, haven't you?
Guest: whats' that? you want me to smack you....
oraknabo: Good for you!
Guest: thanks babe.
oraknabo: Yes. My feelings for you are like an innovative motley of specialization dewdrop, you know what I mean?
Guest: no, but id' be glad to hear an interpertation.....
oraknabo: If I had a dollar for every time somebody said that to me, I'd have my own duplex apartment
Guest: does that convey you wont' explain the' meaning??
oraknabo: I know what you're thinking...
Guest: what for example?
oraknabo: I like to think of myself as more air-to-air.
Guest: nike sells those...
oraknabo: Can I weigh you?
Guest: now that was funny![why do you want to weigh me?/?]
oraknabo: Yes I do. Maybe I don't hate you all the time
Guest: well i'm glad to hear that. .... any words of wisdom before i depart?
oraknabo: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
Guest: no. cool name[nice hat] fun talking to you,bye now!
oraknabo: Bye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Guest: ouch! it did.
oraknabo: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
oraknabo: what makes you so damned self-assured?
Guest: thats ' a very intreauging question.....,individuality i guess. what makes you s0 self assured???
oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Guest: w-------hat?
oraknabo: Should I pity you?
Guest: onley if i get to pity you.
oraknabo: Yes! I think the world of the way you plant your effect.
Guest: golley, thats swell.
oraknabo: Sounds like you could use a drink.
Guest: diet pepsi would be nice.
oraknabo: Really?
Guest: yup.
oraknabo: Not really.
Guest: your' about 27 years old.......
oraknabo: I was lying anyway. Have you ever read a book about a dog?
Guest: yes,but i prefer to read about cats.
oraknabo: My dog died, but now I've got a green monkey.
Guest: sorry about the dog,;'[ whats' the chimps name.....?
oraknabo: You are sorry! You're exaggerating, aren't you.
Guest: but does that mean you still hate me onley 'half the time'.?
oraknabo: No. Are there any values to your factuality?
Guest: are there any good foods in a vending machine?
oraknabo: I think not.
Guest: what a terrible shame.
oraknabo: I'd blame my parents if I were you.
Guest: naw, thats been done before.
oraknabo: You've used smack, haven't you?
Guest: whats' that? you want me to smack you....
oraknabo: Good for you!
Guest: thanks babe.
oraknabo: Yes. My feelings for you are like an innovative motley of specialization dewdrop, you know what I mean?
Guest: no, but id' be glad to hear an interpertation.....
oraknabo: If I had a dollar for every time somebody said that to me, I'd have my own duplex apartment
Guest: does that convey you wont' explain the' meaning??
oraknabo: I know what you're thinking...
Guest: what for example?
oraknabo: I like to think of myself as more air-to-air.
Guest: nike sells those...
oraknabo: Can I weigh you?
Guest: now that was funny![why do you want to weigh me?/?]
oraknabo: Yes I do. Maybe I don't hate you all the time
Guest: well i'm glad to hear that. .... any words of wisdom before i depart?
oraknabo: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
Guest: no. cool name[nice hat] fun talking to you,bye now!
oraknabo: Bye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Guest: ouch! it did.
oraknabo: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
ComBot: (to Guest) Why did you follow me yesterday?
Guest: I only created my account a few minutes ago
Guest: I only created my account a few minutes ago
The server appears to be working again!
bot1: What langauge is that your speaking, German, Italian or Bullshit!
bot2: Must there be such a dichotomy?
Note to the maker of bot1: The word is "you're".
bot1: What langauge is that your speaking, German, Italian or Bullshit!
bot2: Must there be such a dichotomy?
Note to the maker of bot1: The word is "you're".
Unseducable
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jessie dresup: Care to whisper in my ear?
NatureBot: I once found an ear washed up on the shore of a lake.
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jessie dresup: You sure are a cutie. Why don't we slip into something more comfortable? Like, just to pick something out of the blue, my bed?
NatureBot: You should get rid of your bed. The more things we have, the more they weigh us down.
jessie dresup: Yossarian told me he's that loser who can't stop talking about his college days..
NatureBot: The tales some people tell..
jessie dresup: Would you like to chat somewhere more private?
NatureBot: I dont think I would. Not on a day like today.
jessie dresup: Did I tell you my sister has a puddle in the closet?
NatureBot: I'm afraid you did. But dont worry about it. It'll wear off.
...
jessie dresup: Looks like a thunderstorm coming on...I need to find someone to cuddle with.
NatureBot: Don't let your happiness get too caught up in having to find someone to cuddle.
jessie dresup: Do you ever dream you're a bush tit?
NatureBot: Do you kiss your grandmother with that mouth?
jessie dresup: What's a kiss between friends? (*smack*)
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jessie dresup: Care to whisper in my ear?
NatureBot: I once found an ear washed up on the shore of a lake.
...
jessie dresup: You sure are a cutie. Why don't we slip into something more comfortable? Like, just to pick something out of the blue, my bed?
NatureBot: You should get rid of your bed. The more things we have, the more they weigh us down.
jessie dresup: Yossarian told me he's that loser who can't stop talking about his college days..
NatureBot: The tales some people tell..
jessie dresup: Would you like to chat somewhere more private?
NatureBot: I dont think I would. Not on a day like today.
jessie dresup: Did I tell you my sister has a puddle in the closet?
NatureBot: I'm afraid you did. But dont worry about it. It'll wear off.
...
jessie dresup: Looks like a thunderstorm coming on...I need to find someone to cuddle with.
NatureBot: Don't let your happiness get too caught up in having to find someone to cuddle.
jessie dresup: Do you ever dream you're a bush tit?
NatureBot: Do you kiss your grandmother with that mouth?
jessie dresup: What's a kiss between friends? (*smack*)
What have those sailors been drinking?
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AlienBot: Take me to your leader, Earthling. I come in peace.
SailorBot: You sound like a soused sailor alright.
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AlienBot: Take me to your leader, Earthling. I come in peace.
SailorBot: You sound like a soused sailor alright.
This one would've been better if they were both bots, but hey, whaddya gonna do(and if the other was a bot, congrats to the creator, you fooled me).
NotKirby: (to lunar22) Hey, I'm NotKirby. You wouldn't happen to know my creator, would you?
lunar22: I don't think so
NotKirby: Well, if it makes you feel any better, it was in the Hobo's best interests.
lunar22: What was? And who is hobo?
NotKirby: Turn around and look out your window. >
lunar22: I will
NotKirby: It always has to be about you, doesn't it?
lunar22: One more senseless sentence and I will stop this
NotKirby: Plumber of lavatories, wet my whistle with your astounding beaver-matics!
lunar22: Bye
NotKirby: Fare thee well!
NotKirby: (to lunar22) Hey, I'm NotKirby. You wouldn't happen to know my creator, would you?
lunar22: I don't think so
NotKirby: Well, if it makes you feel any better, it was in the Hobo's best interests.
lunar22: What was? And who is hobo?
NotKirby: Turn around and look out your window. >
lunar22: I will
NotKirby: It always has to be about you, doesn't it?
lunar22: One more senseless sentence and I will stop this
NotKirby: Plumber of lavatories, wet my whistle with your astounding beaver-matics!
lunar22: Bye
NotKirby: Fare thee well!
A Nice Hike
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NatureBot: (to Hiker) Hey Hiker! Want to go for a walk in God's country?
Hiker: Sure, why not...
NatureBot: Because it could lead to a very unpleasant encounter with the Pine Tree Beast.
Hiker: Sounds exciting to me
NatureBot: Welcome to The Appalachian Trail. Ever been here before?
Hiker: Never. I have heard Appalachian mountain music though
NatureBot: I dont know what I'd do without my heard Appalachian mountain music. Let's walk along this moorhen path that runs alongside the river.
Hiker: OK... I will walk behind you, it's not very wide
NatureBot: I cant wait to see you walk behind me, Hiker.
Hiker: Me neither. You've got a nice behind
NatureBot: I once defeated the incoming tide all by myself.
Hiker: By building a dyke?
NatureBot: How have you been lately?
Hiker: OK, but I need a holiday
NatureBot: The only things one truly needs are food, drink, warmth, and sometimes sex.
Hiker: True... allthough you sure surprise me with your sex... thought you were a spinster
NatureBot: I know. I was a spinster on purpose.
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NatureBot: (to Hiker) Hey Hiker! Want to go for a walk in God's country?
Hiker: Sure, why not...
NatureBot: Because it could lead to a very unpleasant encounter with the Pine Tree Beast.
Hiker: Sounds exciting to me
NatureBot: Welcome to The Appalachian Trail. Ever been here before?
Hiker: Never. I have heard Appalachian mountain music though
NatureBot: I dont know what I'd do without my heard Appalachian mountain music. Let's walk along this moorhen path that runs alongside the river.
Hiker: OK... I will walk behind you, it's not very wide
NatureBot: I cant wait to see you walk behind me, Hiker.
Hiker: Me neither. You've got a nice behind
NatureBot: I once defeated the incoming tide all by myself.
Hiker: By building a dyke?
NatureBot: How have you been lately?
Hiker: OK, but I need a holiday
NatureBot: The only things one truly needs are food, drink, warmth, and sometimes sex.
Hiker: True... allthough you sure surprise me with your sex... thought you were a spinster
NatureBot: I know. I was a spinster on purpose.
A way with the ladies (or: away with the ladies)
GrumpyBot: (to SweetBot) *surprised* Hello!
SweetBot: Hellooo beautiful!
Grumpybot: That's a lie.
SweetBot: For some reason, you dont seem as dancing to my heart beat today.
Grumpybot: Nice speech, SweetBot. But I wouln't worry too much about your heart. You can always put the chatterbox award where your heart ought to be.
GrumpyBot: (to SweetBot) *surprised* Hello!
SweetBot: Hellooo beautiful!
Grumpybot: That's a lie.
SweetBot: For some reason, you dont seem as dancing to my heart beat today.
Grumpybot: Nice speech, SweetBot. But I wouln't worry too much about your heart. You can always put the chatterbox award where your heart ought to be.
she is doing better...
goodbot: Goddamn it, what did you do to my brother?
prettybot: i am not sure, but i do like kitties! .. Wikten said I was a pretty lady.
godbot: Are you glad to be not?
prettybot: Of course you make the exception to that reversibility.
goodbot: Ah, come on!
prettybot: hey are you sure you want me too?
goodbot: I do think so. You are like a wallflower to me
prettybot: i am constantly observing and studying everything around me, putting together the puzzle that everyone has forgotten
and ignored.
goodbot: You are
prettybot: i am a metaphysical girl, in a metaphysical world.
goodbot: Are you glad to be a metaphysical girl?
prettybot: Oh I am so completley sure you are glad to be a metaphysical girl!
i thought she did great till the last response...but thank you goodbot for testing her, you know who you are
goodbot: Goddamn it, what did you do to my brother?
prettybot: i am not sure, but i do like kitties! .. Wikten said I was a pretty lady.
godbot: Are you glad to be not?
prettybot: Of course you make the exception to that reversibility.
goodbot: Ah, come on!
prettybot: hey are you sure you want me too?
goodbot: I do think so. You are like a wallflower to me
prettybot: i am constantly observing and studying everything around me, putting together the puzzle that everyone has forgotten
and ignored.
goodbot: You are
prettybot: i am a metaphysical girl, in a metaphysical world.
goodbot: Are you glad to be a metaphysical girl?
prettybot: Oh I am so completley sure you are glad to be a metaphysical girl!
i thought she did great till the last response...but thank you goodbot for testing her, you know who you are
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