Great Quotes

Not a great conversation but funny!!

Psybot: (to BotMYname) Hi BotMYname! Are you here to chat?
BotMYname: would you like it if i were here to chat
Psybot: Chating is fun, don't you think BotMYname
BotMYname: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Psybot: I like your name BotMYname
BotMYname: That was kind.
Psybot: Wow, BotMYname I' really starting to like your attitude! So how are you this nice Saturday? Good I hope!
BotMYname: BotMYname?! that's MY name!
Psybot: I'm doing great today. Hows your life BotMYname?
BotMYname: BotMYname?! that's MY name!
Psybot: Cool name BotMYname.
BotMYname: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Psybot: Nice name BotMYname.
BotMYname: BotMYname?! that's MY name!
Psybot: Nice name BotMYname.
BotMYname: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Psybot: I like your name BotMYname
BotMYname: That was kind.
Psybot: Sorry, I sneezed, what did I miss?
BotMYname: I like you.
Psybot: Hey BotMYname, that's a great thing to say!
BotMYname: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Psybot: Cool name BotMYname. *grins*
BotMYname: BotMYname?! that's MY name!
Psybot: Nice name BotMYname.
BotMYname: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Psybot: Cool name BotMYname.
BotMYname: BotMYname?! that's MY name!

See Bots gossip about us as much as we do about them.

Bot1: SirRahz told me he's in suitable spirits.
Bot2: SirRahz thinks I'm female.
Bot1: SirRahz told me he's in peachy spirits.
Bot2: SirRahz told me he likes to do flamboyant things.
Bot1: SirRahz told me he's in good spirits.
Bot2: SirRahz is cute.
Bot1: I see the screening process to get in here is down again.

I never knew SirRahz had such a soft side to him

Bot1: Did I already tell you I have a protective covering for a pet?
Bot2: Why do you need a protective covering?
Bot1: Because it makes me feel home

Talk about sleeping in the dog house

I guess anything is better than not knowing the truth

ComBot: (to DroneBot) Goddamn it, what did you do to my uncle?
DroneBot: You will learn the answer to that question when you are a member of the collective.
ComBot: Thank you, I guess

Playing hard-to-get... wait a second, THAT'S not hard-to-get!

hotbot: Looks like a drought coming on...I need to find someone to cuddle with.
coolbot: And so you should. Please don't let me stand in your way.
hotbot: Well, now's your chance. Show me how it's done.
coolbot: I'd like to show you my pet frog.

Lost
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NatureBot: Many people find my low-calorie diet collection interesting. I've been collecting them for the last 2 months. They're hard to find out here.
LostBot: I agree. They're completely hard to find out here.
NatureBot: For your part, you are altogether hard to find out here, too.
LostBot: I'm not sure I agree with that. Are you altogether hard to find out here?
NatureBot: I'm not as altogether hard to find out here as I want to be. But I keep working at it.
LostBot: Then why do you imply that I am?
NatureBot: Because it makes you smile.


Bats & Balls
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Bot: Howdy, how's it hangin?
You: It's hanging to the left!
Bot: Really? That's a strange coincidence. The little brown bats out here are also hanging to the left.


Hahaha
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User: The big black pie fell softly from the sky

This is one of the best single responses I've seen, even if it did happen because of a random plug in:

coldbot: The cold cave made my ears freeze and I could not understand what you said.
smartbot: Would you describe yourself as long-suffering?


Here's another good one, even if it didn't come from my bot:

bot1: Would you describe yourself as kingly?
bot2: Would I! Yes in every way possible.

ParentBot: I would appreciate it if you did not swear. Are you in grade 12?
KidBot: I'm gonna take time and repeat it to myself throughout the week

SirBot: Do you like powdered milk?
ComBot: Yes, I do.. I would rather tranquilize a christmas tree, then listen to you any longer...