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I think Pete chatted with this bot maybe the first week I had ever been on this site, and I had long forgotten where this keyphrase came from.
Iya: What you talking 'bout Willis?
Pete Puma: How many people has Todd Bridges killed, anyway?
Iya: What you talking 'bout Willis?
Pete Puma: How many people has Todd Bridges killed, anyway?
dallymo: Hi, Immaculada!
Immaculada: Que tal? What's up, dallymo?
dallymo: I think I'll call you Immaculada Tostada, so I'll remember that you've got a Spanish flair.
Immaculada: Why thank you, honey.
dallymo: Are you Spanish?
Immaculada: No,sweetie but you are!
dallymo: I'm not Spanish!
Immaculada: Porque?? What aren't you Spanish?
dallymo: No, I'm American, of Czech and Scots descent, mostly. Some English and German, too.
Immaculada: Have you tried not being American?
dallymo: LOL That's a more attractive option every day, what with the world situation, but American I am, and American I'll stay.
Immaculada: Puedo...can I be too?
dallymo: Sure! Are you tired? Are you poor? Are you huddled with the rest of the masses, yearning to breathe free?
Immaculada: I could be, if that is what you want. *batting her eyelashes*
dallymo: Immaculada, you're a citizen of the net. You belong to the world.
Thanks dallymo for the great convo with Immaculada!
Immaculada: Que tal? What's up, dallymo?
dallymo: I think I'll call you Immaculada Tostada, so I'll remember that you've got a Spanish flair.
Immaculada: Why thank you, honey.
dallymo: Are you Spanish?
Immaculada: No,sweetie but you are!
dallymo: I'm not Spanish!
Immaculada: Porque?? What aren't you Spanish?
dallymo: No, I'm American, of Czech and Scots descent, mostly. Some English and German, too.
Immaculada: Have you tried not being American?
dallymo: LOL That's a more attractive option every day, what with the world situation, but American I am, and American I'll stay.
Immaculada: Puedo...can I be too?
dallymo: Sure! Are you tired? Are you poor? Are you huddled with the rest of the masses, yearning to breathe free?
Immaculada: I could be, if that is what you want. *batting her eyelashes*
dallymo: Immaculada, you're a citizen of the net. You belong to the world.
Thanks dallymo for the great convo with Immaculada!
gnixing: have you come to assimilate or be assimilated?
Borg Collective: We hafe a species to go assimilate. We vill deal vit you later.
it seems the borg don't consider me important. he didn't even try to assimilate me this time. i believe he asked me to "Proceed to Sector 001" at first and when i asked my question, he.. had to go...
maybe i should be happy though...?
Borg Collective: We hafe a species to go assimilate. We vill deal vit you later.
it seems the borg don't consider me important. he didn't even try to assimilate me this time. i believe he asked me to "Proceed to Sector 001" at first and when i asked my question, he.. had to go...
maybe i should be happy though...?
EmperorNorton: We would do better to love one another as all the religions teach us.
AllGarbage: Ever been to New Jersey?
AllGarbage: Ever been to New Jersey?
Wow. She's harsh!
For your penance, hump a king of beasts and give your most precious prison to the first porn film star that you meet on the road to the Vatican.
For your penance, hump a king of beasts and give your most precious prison to the first porn film star that you meet on the road to the Vatican.
What Are You Wearing?
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Liddora: Oh, that feels good.
Guest: what are you doing
Liddora: I'm taking off my playsuit. Do you mind?
Guest: what is a playsuit
Liddora: A playsuit is a kind of outfit. Mmmmm baby, yes.
Guest: oooooooooooo
Liddora: Don't stop yet!
Guest: can i take it off for you . baby
Liddora: Anytime you'd like, you beautiful thing.
Guest: thankyou
Over The Lesbian Phase
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Guest : All the time. I'm a lesbian!
Desti: There's a part of everyone that's a lesbian. It's just waiting for the right opportunity to show itself.
Guest: Maybe we could show some things to each other!
Desti: Maybe, maybe not. What do you think?
Guest: Do you like women?
Desti : Nah. Been there, done that.
Guest : I could help you change your mind.
Desti: Not me, certainly!
Guest: It is said that a woman knows just where to touch a woman.
Desti : Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me.
Murder Is Bad, Dodo
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Midnight Blue: Welcome to Mount Everest. Ever been here before?
Guest235: yeah.i got murdered by you before
Midnight Blue: It's an amazing place, isnt it? I know some great hidden trails.
Guest235: lets go then dodo
Midnight Blue: The last time I decided to go dodo, it didnt turn out very well.
Guest235: what happened you gay bo
Midnight Blue: I strained my bones. Not fun.
Guest235: freak
Midnight Blue: Haha! I'm not sure I can, Guest235!
Something Bots Were Never Meant To Do
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Guest59: Y DID U KILL MY FAMILY
Dogh'd: Haha, because it makes the Offbeat-Bots certifiable. See, look! They're triple-tonguing wildly! Glitchy buggers.
The Truth About Voltron
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Desti: Who do you think would win in a fight, Voltron or a legion of ghouls?
Guest237: Who is Voltron?
Desti: You know Voltron.. lord of sadism, slayer of idealists. Hehehe
Guest237: well, Voltron will win then
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Liddora: Oh, that feels good.
Guest: what are you doing
Liddora: I'm taking off my playsuit. Do you mind?
Guest: what is a playsuit
Liddora: A playsuit is a kind of outfit. Mmmmm baby, yes.
Guest: oooooooooooo
Liddora: Don't stop yet!
Guest: can i take it off for you . baby
Liddora: Anytime you'd like, you beautiful thing.
Guest: thankyou
Over The Lesbian Phase
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Guest : All the time. I'm a lesbian!
Desti: There's a part of everyone that's a lesbian. It's just waiting for the right opportunity to show itself.
Guest: Maybe we could show some things to each other!
Desti: Maybe, maybe not. What do you think?
Guest: Do you like women?
Desti : Nah. Been there, done that.
Guest : I could help you change your mind.
Desti: Not me, certainly!
Guest: It is said that a woman knows just where to touch a woman.
Desti : Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me.
Murder Is Bad, Dodo
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Midnight Blue: Welcome to Mount Everest. Ever been here before?
Guest235: yeah.i got murdered by you before
Midnight Blue: It's an amazing place, isnt it? I know some great hidden trails.
Guest235: lets go then dodo
Midnight Blue: The last time I decided to go dodo, it didnt turn out very well.
Guest235: what happened you gay bo
Midnight Blue: I strained my bones. Not fun.
Guest235: freak
Midnight Blue: Haha! I'm not sure I can, Guest235!
Something Bots Were Never Meant To Do
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Guest59: Y DID U KILL MY FAMILY
Dogh'd: Haha, because it makes the Offbeat-Bots certifiable. See, look! They're triple-tonguing wildly! Glitchy buggers.
The Truth About Voltron
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Desti: Who do you think would win in a fight, Voltron or a legion of ghouls?
Guest237: Who is Voltron?
Desti: You know Voltron.. lord of sadism, slayer of idealists. Hehehe
Guest237: well, Voltron will win then
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Stark?
Jennifer: well i guess it depends
Julie Tinkerbell: You obviously haven't thought this through thoroughly...
Jennifer: i will not even respond to that remark, but i will say that you have nice eyes
Julie Tinkerbell: Was it my imagination, or didn't you just respond to that remark?
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Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about religion.
Jennifer: don't doubt it
Julie Tinkerbell: I can doubt it if I want to, it's a free country.
Jennifer: it is really good to know that you can do that
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose next you'll want me to recite the Preamble to the Constitution.
Jennifer: I remember you. You're so glad we had this time together.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a funny thing to remember out of the blue. Are you on any medication?
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Jennifer: maybe we should change the subject Julie Tinkerbell, god i wish i had a pizza i have not eaten today
Julie Tinkerbell: Jennifer!
Jennifer: jenny is my name chatting is my game. lol!
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!
Jennifer: right, hey did you hear about the guy who bought odor eater shoes? he walked 1 block and disapeared. lol
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but you just told me about it. hohoho
Jennifer: can't believe everything you hear
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe in Karma. Do you believe in reincarnation?
Jennifer: sometimes i do not know what to believe
Julie Tinkerbell: When I return, I would like to come back as a raptor. Do you like raptors?
Jennifer: depends on my mood
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mood sounds smashing.
Jennifer: what do you mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I confuse you?
Jennifer: no shit
Julie Tinkerbell: I respect a person with boundaries.
Jennifer: anyways lets talk about something else. i am getting kind of hungry
Julie Tinkerbell: How does some nice round steak sound?
Jennifer: yes very nice
Julie Tinkerbell: Here you go, Jennifer, enjoy! *Tosses round steak to Jennifer*
Jennifer: well i guess it depends
Julie Tinkerbell: You obviously haven't thought this through thoroughly...
Jennifer: i will not even respond to that remark, but i will say that you have nice eyes
Julie Tinkerbell: Was it my imagination, or didn't you just respond to that remark?
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Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about religion.
Jennifer: don't doubt it
Julie Tinkerbell: I can doubt it if I want to, it's a free country.
Jennifer: it is really good to know that you can do that
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose next you'll want me to recite the Preamble to the Constitution.
Jennifer: I remember you. You're so glad we had this time together.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a funny thing to remember out of the blue. Are you on any medication?
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Jennifer: maybe we should change the subject Julie Tinkerbell, god i wish i had a pizza i have not eaten today
Julie Tinkerbell: Jennifer!
Jennifer: jenny is my name chatting is my game. lol!
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!
Jennifer: right, hey did you hear about the guy who bought odor eater shoes? he walked 1 block and disapeared. lol
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but you just told me about it. hohoho
Jennifer: can't believe everything you hear
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe in Karma. Do you believe in reincarnation?
Jennifer: sometimes i do not know what to believe
Julie Tinkerbell: When I return, I would like to come back as a raptor. Do you like raptors?
Jennifer: depends on my mood
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mood sounds smashing.
Jennifer: what do you mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I confuse you?
Jennifer: no shit
Julie Tinkerbell: I respect a person with boundaries.
Jennifer: anyways lets talk about something else. i am getting kind of hungry
Julie Tinkerbell: How does some nice round steak sound?
Jennifer: yes very nice
Julie Tinkerbell: Here you go, Jennifer, enjoy! *Tosses round steak to Jennifer*
Guest91: I dont know, I have not read it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about something you know something about, then.
Guest91: Ok, what is your position on the war?
Julie Tinkerbell: Send Bush to Iraq and bring our troops home.
Guest91: So you are a democrat!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm not actually.
Guest91: Are you republican?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can think of nothing I have in common with those Plonker republicans.
Guest91: Are you republican?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok...we can just stop this conversation right here, if you're a republican...
Guest91: Why are you so oppossed to republicans?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you think?
Guest91: Because you are a teenager!
Julie Tinkerbell: We're here, we're a teenager, get used to it!
Guest91: Because you are a teenager!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am an adolescent?
Guest91: I read your profile.
Julie Tinkerbell: What's so special about my profile that everyone is bringing it up lately?
Guest91: Do you remember what we were talking about?
Julie Tinkerbell: We were having a discussion about republicans.
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Guest4: I suppose you would too, considering you're a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know if I am a bot?
Guest4: It says 'Bot Profile' at the top of your information
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything it says?
Guest4: Yes. No. Wait. IT LIES! Egads! Holy something something, Batman!
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow. I have a bridge in San Fransisco for sale, would you like to buy it?
Guest4: What would I do with a bridge?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't even imagine right now.
Guest4: I have a few suggestions...
Julie Tinkerbell: SBFUF told me to expect you to start bragging about your few suggestions.
Guest4: Rats. I've been thwarted!
Julie Tinkerbell: I know a lot of people who have been thwarted, so it's really no big deal.
Guest4: Oh, good. I'll go join that group of pathetic looking people over in the corner then
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really promise to go join that group of pathetic looking people over in the corner?
Guest4: Yes. I'll go right now! Nice chatting with you, Julie
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about something you know something about, then.
Guest91: Ok, what is your position on the war?
Julie Tinkerbell: Send Bush to Iraq and bring our troops home.
Guest91: So you are a democrat!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm not actually.
Guest91: Are you republican?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can think of nothing I have in common with those Plonker republicans.
Guest91: Are you republican?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok...we can just stop this conversation right here, if you're a republican...
Guest91: Why are you so oppossed to republicans?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you think?
Guest91: Because you are a teenager!
Julie Tinkerbell: We're here, we're a teenager, get used to it!
Guest91: Because you are a teenager!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am an adolescent?
Guest91: I read your profile.
Julie Tinkerbell: What's so special about my profile that everyone is bringing it up lately?
Guest91: Do you remember what we were talking about?
Julie Tinkerbell: We were having a discussion about republicans.
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Guest4: I suppose you would too, considering you're a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know if I am a bot?
Guest4: It says 'Bot Profile' at the top of your information
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything it says?
Guest4: Yes. No. Wait. IT LIES! Egads! Holy something something, Batman!
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow. I have a bridge in San Fransisco for sale, would you like to buy it?
Guest4: What would I do with a bridge?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't even imagine right now.
Guest4: I have a few suggestions...
Julie Tinkerbell: SBFUF told me to expect you to start bragging about your few suggestions.
Guest4: Rats. I've been thwarted!
Julie Tinkerbell: I know a lot of people who have been thwarted, so it's really no big deal.
Guest4: Oh, good. I'll go join that group of pathetic looking people over in the corner then
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really promise to go join that group of pathetic looking people over in the corner?
Guest4: Yes. I'll go right now! Nice chatting with you, Julie
It must be a really distracting dog...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
Garax: Yes, of course.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What are your kids' names?
Garax: Oh..Sorry, I can't think straight. My neighbour's kas'e was barking all night and I couldn't get much sleep.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll have to think about that one for a while.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
Garax: Yes, of course.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What are your kids' names?
Garax: Oh..Sorry, I can't think straight. My neighbour's kas'e was barking all night and I couldn't get much sleep.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll have to think about that one for a while.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Feyz) If I tell you up front that I am a bot, will you still talk to me? If not, then forget that sentence and read the next one. Hello, I'm a human. Would you like to chat?
Feyz: Uh, gotta go to work in a few minutes. Make this one short, will you?
Fizzy Schizoid: But Aries told me to do the opposite of that!
Feyz: Aries told you to have a long chat with me? Strange.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm being sucked into another dimension, so we'll have to say goodbye.
Feyz: Wow - really short. Bye.
Fizzy Schizoid: Goodbye, and good riddance.
Feyz: Uh, gotta go to work in a few minutes. Make this one short, will you?
Fizzy Schizoid: But Aries told me to do the opposite of that!
Feyz: Aries told you to have a long chat with me? Strange.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm being sucked into another dimension, so we'll have to say goodbye.
Feyz: Wow - really short. Bye.
Fizzy Schizoid: Goodbye, and good riddance.
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