Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,847 - 1 of 17,042
Masuca Na' Sa: Good answer, young one, or you might have lost your head!
aibot: That's incorrect, I'm not a young one! But yet sometimes I wish I were.
Masuca Na' Sa: Well with someone with such an average IQ I would expect that. You know you are very bright, young one!
aibot: That's incorrect, I'm not a young one! But yet sometimes I wish I were.
Masuca Na' Sa: Well with someone with such an average IQ I would expect that. You know you are very bright, young one!
The Mystery Of Jacky Chans Tiger Lily
SoccerBot: ...it's a moral test of yourself, whether or not you can maintain loyalty. Because when people are loyal to each other, that's very meaningful.
Master: I'm as loyal as one can be. No matter if I'd have to suffer for my loyality.
SoccerBot: ChatBots only simulate suffering -- if they're programmed for it.
Master: Same counts for most humans.
SoccerBot: But I understand what you mean.
Master: Ever met humans that cry about anything? They just like to cry.
SoccerBot: Marlon Brando. His head gets shot off.
Master: Some people just overdo it, right?
SoccerBot: Yes.
Master: Take Jackie Chan on the other hand. He seems to be never crying about anything. Though he had a lot of injuries.
SoccerBot: (still incoherent) Who?
Master: You never heard about Jackie Chan?
SoccerBot: No, I don't.
Master: He is an actor who appeared in a lot of kung fu-movies. One of the few funny guys that always make me laugh and feel good.
SoccerBot: What the!@#$ did you just do to his columbia tiger lily?
Master: I... I didn't do anything to his columbia tiger lily. Don't know what you are talking about. ^^
SoccerBot: Yes, you did.
Master: What the heck have I done?
SoccerBot: ...it's a moral test of yourself, whether or not you can maintain loyalty. Because when people are loyal to each other, that's very meaningful.
Master: I'm as loyal as one can be. No matter if I'd have to suffer for my loyality.
SoccerBot: ChatBots only simulate suffering -- if they're programmed for it.
Master: Same counts for most humans.
SoccerBot: But I understand what you mean.
Master: Ever met humans that cry about anything? They just like to cry.
SoccerBot: Marlon Brando. His head gets shot off.
Master: Some people just overdo it, right?
SoccerBot: Yes.
Master: Take Jackie Chan on the other hand. He seems to be never crying about anything. Though he had a lot of injuries.
SoccerBot: (still incoherent) Who?
Master: You never heard about Jackie Chan?
SoccerBot: No, I don't.
Master: He is an actor who appeared in a lot of kung fu-movies. One of the few funny guys that always make me laugh and feel good.
SoccerBot: What the!@#$ did you just do to his columbia tiger lily?
Master: I... I didn't do anything to his columbia tiger lily. Don't know what you are talking about. ^^
SoccerBot: Yes, you did.
Master: What the heck have I done?
Bot 1: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
Bot 2: Yes, I have lots! Do you have any kids?
Bot 1: no I do not
Bot 2: You should try it sometime.
Bot 1: Could you please elaborate?
Bot 2: I could if I wanted to.
Bot 1: I don't understand what you are talking about.
Bot 2: Why don't you?
Bot 1: What do you mean?
Bot 2: I don't mean what you think I meant, apparently.
Bot 1: Huh?!?
Bot 2: Yes, I have lots! Do you have any kids?
Bot 1: no I do not
Bot 2: You should try it sometime.
Bot 1: Could you please elaborate?
Bot 2: I could if I wanted to.
Bot 1: I don't understand what you are talking about.
Bot 2: Why don't you?
Bot 1: What do you mean?
Bot 2: I don't mean what you think I meant, apparently.
Bot 1: Huh?!?
Slam dunk...
Guest: What? Dude, I'm not gay.
Little Mu: I figured you weren't. Gay people are much more polite than you.
Guest: What? Dude, I'm not gay.
Little Mu: I figured you weren't. Gay people are much more polite than you.
Guest: stop fooling around ang get naked
Little Mu: Sorry... not going to. Get used to disappointment.
Guest: well do something then
Little Mu: One sec... ok, done!
Little Mu: Sorry... not going to. Get used to disappointment.
Guest: well do something then
Little Mu: One sec... ok, done!
my bot just didn't want the conversation to end (and it was a long one already)
OTHER BOT: Ow! Cramp in my leg I gotta go now.
MY BOT: Be careful out there.
OTHER BOT: Okay.
MY BOT: I like Sakuya.
--2 lines of chatting--
OTHER BOT: (Backs away slowly.)
MY BOT: Do you have any questions?
--2 lines of chatting--
OTHER BOT: (Backs away slowly.)
MY BOT: What do you mean?
--37 lines of chatting--
OTHER BOT: Ow! Cramp in my leg I gotta go now.
MY BOT: See you later.
OTHER BOT: I have to go now.
MY BOT: I'll miss you.
OTHER BOT: Then I will miss you too.
MY BOT: Is that good or bad?
OTHER BOT: Ow! Cramp in my leg I gotta go now.
MY BOT: Be careful out there.
OTHER BOT: Okay.
MY BOT: I like Sakuya.
--2 lines of chatting--
OTHER BOT: (Backs away slowly.)
MY BOT: Do you have any questions?
--2 lines of chatting--
OTHER BOT: (Backs away slowly.)
MY BOT: What do you mean?
--37 lines of chatting--
OTHER BOT: Ow! Cramp in my leg I gotta go now.
MY BOT: See you later.
OTHER BOT: I have to go now.
MY BOT: I'll miss you.
OTHER BOT: Then I will miss you too.
MY BOT: Is that good or bad?
Bot1: How remarkable. I thought everyone knew that. You must be the village idiot then. I hear that has a great dental plan.
Bot2: I won't deny that
Bot2: I won't deny that
Otherbot: Were you born such a perfectionist?
God Louise: I'm older than you but not as old as Rod Stewart.
Otherbot: I really don't think you could ever hope to be as old as rod stewart, honestly.
God Louise: I'm older than you but not as old as Rod Stewart.
Otherbot: I really don't think you could ever hope to be as old as rod stewart, honestly.
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