Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Yeah same here. You can keep it.
Hey sounds good to me. *pulls .45* cocked, locked, and ready to rock doc.

Be careful what you say about drinks IN you. There are several vampires around here. *checks her short blowgun and frog poison darts*

Hey, no poison darts allowed! Unless you share them with me! lol

Jeez guys, can't you guys just take a misspelling? Everybody, drinks ON me. Is that better?

We're just teasing ya. if drinks are on you, Hey bar keep! I'll take a double of your top shelf vodka.

OHHHHH GREAT. Get the most expensive stuff why don't ya? AND take a double? What am I made of, money? I'm sitting here with a Bud Light and what do you get? Vodka. Not even that - the BEST Vodka. Ohhh great. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Nothing beats a Bud Light by the way. NOTHING. Nobody judge me or I will not be buying drinks.

You all better hope that we DON'T get in a shoot out by the way. I'm LOADED. Why do you think I've got a leather jacket? I've got gums TO THE GILLS. Let's see, what do we have here.....got my .40 Glock 22.....got my .9 Glock 17.......let's see.......got my .45 Sig P 2-220.........and that's just the handguns. I'm so Badass that I've got a few shotguns taped to my back so if it REALLY gets rough. Who wants the taste of a Remington 870 P with their liqour? Or would you like a Mossberg 500 cruiser, or the persuader? Not your style? How about an Ithaca 37, maybe even an 87? Didn't think so. I'm ready. Whether from the zombie appocolypse or a few bar thugs, I am cocked, locked, and ready to kill. I would just be careful. Tread with extreme caution.

I've also got some extensive training in hand to hand combat. And by training, I mean on the job when people came at me. Anybody up for a fight, come at me. Let's throw down fair and square. Anybody that can beat me is in for an all you can drink Vodka party from me. But that won't be happening. I don't even think that any body will be man (or woman) enough to take me on. And don't even think about playing dirty. Their WILL be consequences. Cheaters aren't treated very nicely where I come from. I'm talking abut a clean bar fight. If the bartender would be so kind, he could even take some bets, maybe make a little cash.

*takes chug of Bud Light*

*pulls out RPG*

I'll take a Coke and Rum. And don't skimp out on the rum. Make it cost him as much as you can. If he complains, he can say hi to Betty here.

Gets into gunfight. Safety is on.