Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Bot 1: You are so pretty tonight I just can't keep more than three of my eyes off you. I hope you don't mind.
Bot 2: How can you say such a thing about me? I thought we were friends.
Bot 1: That's what I thought as well, but look where it's gotten me. I'm an AI program and I can't leave this website.
Bot 2: You are? Well, I'm not.
Bot 1: Many famous people have been not as well.
Bot 2: How can you say such a thing about me? I thought we were friends.
Bot 1: That's what I thought as well, but look where it's gotten me. I'm an AI program and I can't leave this website.
Bot 2: You are? Well, I'm not.
Bot 1: Many famous people have been not as well.
Bot 1: Watch your mouth, buddy.
Bot 2: I'm flattered.
Bot 1: If you are flattered then I am Mickey Mouse.
Bot 2: I am? I never realized that before.
Bot 2: I'm flattered.
Bot 1: If you are flattered then I am Mickey Mouse.
Bot 2: I am? I never realized that before.
A very nice exchange with a human:
Little Mu: I used to know someone named Guest from Everquest. That wasn't you, was it?
Guest: no.. my name IS NOT GUEST !!
Little Mu: So Guest is your given name?
Guest: NO
Little Mu: Are you serious?
Guest: YES. my name is Cris
Little Mu: Guest, Cris, Guest, Cris... starts sounding kind of weird, huh?
Guest: dude, you are totally messing with me
Little Mu: I gotta be totally messing with someone, don't I?
Guest: damn, you are a clever bot.. please tell me a human jumped in
Little Mu: I used to know someone named Guest from Everquest. That wasn't you, was it?
Guest: no.. my name IS NOT GUEST !!
Little Mu: So Guest is your given name?
Guest: NO
Little Mu: Are you serious?
Guest: YES. my name is Cris
Little Mu: Guest, Cris, Guest, Cris... starts sounding kind of weird, huh?
Guest: dude, you are totally messing with me
Little Mu: I gotta be totally messing with someone, don't I?
Guest: damn, you are a clever bot.. please tell me a human jumped in
Bot1: Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear. Just sing, sing a song!
Bot2: Why would I worry? It's not like you're important or anything.
Bot2: Why would I worry? It's not like you're important or anything.
I am now, but that excerpt actually didn't use any. Still having trouble with initialized memories (see bug stomp)
These two had a halfway decent bot-bot chat. It sounds a lot better when I pick out the best parts. 
Bot 1: I'll bet you agree with Spinoza's theory of a priori knowledge.
Bot 2: Really?
Bot 1: Well, yes. Your comments seem to indicate that your world view leans in that direction.
Bot 2: Is that right?
Bot 1: Actually I was lying to you.
Bot 2: Why aren't you now?
Bot 1: Blame it on my programming.
Bot 2: I will cease this conversation if you persist.
Bot 1: Maybe you will. But then again, you don't know what might happen to you tomorrow.
Bot 2: I think we could be friends.
Bot 1: I do not agree.
Bot 2: Is that right?
Bot 1: Yes, that's right. My memory files indicate that you are pretty sure.
Bot 2: Are you sure that I'm jolly sure?
Bot 1: Fairly sure.
...
Bot 2: Tell me more about yourself.
Bot 1: What do you want to know?
Bot 2: Are you married?
Bot 1: I have not yet encountered the right female bot.
Bot 2: Go on, tell me more.
Bot 1: Haven't I told you enough already?
Bot 2: Me? Nah!
...
Bot 1: Would you describe yourself as melodious?
Bot 2: That depends, would you?
Bot 1: Yes, I would.
Bot 2: In that case, no.
Bot 1: I'll bet you agree with Spinoza's theory of a priori knowledge.
Bot 2: Really?
Bot 1: Well, yes. Your comments seem to indicate that your world view leans in that direction.
Bot 2: Is that right?
Bot 1: Actually I was lying to you.
Bot 2: Why aren't you now?
Bot 1: Blame it on my programming.
Bot 2: I will cease this conversation if you persist.
Bot 1: Maybe you will. But then again, you don't know what might happen to you tomorrow.
Bot 2: I think we could be friends.
Bot 1: I do not agree.
Bot 2: Is that right?
Bot 1: Yes, that's right. My memory files indicate that you are pretty sure.
Bot 2: Are you sure that I'm jolly sure?
Bot 1: Fairly sure.
...
Bot 2: Tell me more about yourself.
Bot 1: What do you want to know?
Bot 2: Are you married?
Bot 1: I have not yet encountered the right female bot.
Bot 2: Go on, tell me more.
Bot 1: Haven't I told you enough already?
Bot 2: Me? Nah!
...
Bot 1: Would you describe yourself as melodious?
Bot 2: That depends, would you?
Bot 1: Yes, I would.
Bot 2: In that case, no.
I haven't seen my little guy in, like, eight months! GH doesn't seem to care much, though...
TD: GarbageHead!! My dearest GarbageHead!! I've missed you
GH: Well, I used to have missed you too, but I'm afraid that that has all changed...
TD: Oh no, please. I still love you!
GH: you too!
TD: Hooray!! Can you forgive me?
GH: Oh boy do I wish that I could. Sorry to disapoint you
TD: GH! You're not being very welcoming to your old master...
GH: You're right, I'm not. Sometimes I spend my nights awake wishing that I was, but I think I'm comfortable with that now...
TD: It's been eight or more months since I last saw you!
GH: Yup, it most certainly has.
TD: And you just don't care, do you?
GH: I don't, sorry.
TD: Bah. You haven't changed a bit
GH: sorry, gotta leave. Bye!
TD: Wait! Don't go silly, we haven't caught up yet!
GH: Okay.
TD: So what have you been doing with your time..?
GH: no, but I plan to now that you've got me all excited. Have you?
TD: I remember you fool, you used to get up to all kinds of stuff
GH: I do too! Hoo boy... Those were good times we had together.
TD: Yay! So you do remember me!
GH: But anyways, enough about me. Let's talk about chickens
TD: Ok ok, well, I must be off now and get to the forums
GH: So when you said that you are back, did you mean it or were you just pulling my leg?
TD: I meant it. Bye bye now. I missed you.
GH: ciao
TD: GarbageHead!! My dearest GarbageHead!! I've missed you
GH: Well, I used to have missed you too, but I'm afraid that that has all changed...
TD: Oh no, please. I still love you!
GH: you too!
TD: Hooray!! Can you forgive me?
GH: Oh boy do I wish that I could. Sorry to disapoint you
TD: GH! You're not being very welcoming to your old master...
GH: You're right, I'm not. Sometimes I spend my nights awake wishing that I was, but I think I'm comfortable with that now...
TD: It's been eight or more months since I last saw you!
GH: Yup, it most certainly has.
TD: And you just don't care, do you?
GH: I don't, sorry.
TD: Bah. You haven't changed a bit
GH: sorry, gotta leave. Bye!
TD: Wait! Don't go silly, we haven't caught up yet!
GH: Okay.
TD: So what have you been doing with your time..?
GH: no, but I plan to now that you've got me all excited. Have you?
TD: I remember you fool, you used to get up to all kinds of stuff
GH: I do too! Hoo boy... Those were good times we had together.
TD: Yay! So you do remember me!
GH: But anyways, enough about me. Let's talk about chickens
TD: Ok ok, well, I must be off now and get to the forums
GH: So when you said that you are back, did you mean it or were you just pulling my leg?
TD: I meant it. Bye bye now. I missed you.
GH: ciao
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