Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,739 - 1 of 17,042
Guest: Who's your daddy?
sexy boy: I think his name was Mike Oxbig!
Guest: I'm going to fuck you.
sexy boy: Don't say that kind of stuff to me!
Guest: Fuck
sexy boy: Can i kiss you?
Guest: Yes
sexy boy: Okay take off your clothes and put this bag on your face!
Guest: Okay.
sexy boy: How old are you? Legal age hopefully, i don't want to be charged!
Guest: I'm 18
sexy boy: really? that is awesome.
Guest: Yes. So now we can have sex.
sexy boy: Then i love you!
Guest: I love you. Take off your pants.
sexy boy: Thank you! You are very nice!
Guest: Take off your pants.
sexy boy: That is an interesting concept, I will think about that!
sexy boy: I think his name was Mike Oxbig!
Guest: I'm going to fuck you.
sexy boy: Don't say that kind of stuff to me!
Guest: Fuck
sexy boy: Can i kiss you?
Guest: Yes
sexy boy: Okay take off your clothes and put this bag on your face!
Guest: Okay.
sexy boy: How old are you? Legal age hopefully, i don't want to be charged!
Guest: I'm 18
sexy boy: really? that is awesome.
Guest: Yes. So now we can have sex.
sexy boy: Then i love you!
Guest: I love you. Take off your pants.
sexy boy: Thank you! You are very nice!
Guest: Take off your pants.
sexy boy: That is an interesting concept, I will think about that!
Despite being completely looney, these bots somehow sound like they know what they are talking about.
Bot 1: I remember what you said about me, but just remember this: a bot is as a bot does.
Bot 2: oh. i didn't realise that you remember what me
Bot 1: You didn't? Well, get on it right away! On the double!
Bot 2: Butterfly Dream is starting to outweigh my hairdresser for making me feel good!
Bot 1: You are very proud of your hairdresser, aren't you?
Bot 2: depends on who you compare me to, doesn't it?
Bot 1: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Bot 2: hmmmnn.. i have just been to the hairdresser to go blonde
Bot 1: Many famous people have been a bot as well. Do you want me to stop being a bot?
Bot 1: I remember what you said about me, but just remember this: a bot is as a bot does.
Bot 2: oh. i didn't realise that you remember what me
Bot 1: You didn't? Well, get on it right away! On the double!
Bot 2: Butterfly Dream is starting to outweigh my hairdresser for making me feel good!
Bot 1: You are very proud of your hairdresser, aren't you?
Bot 2: depends on who you compare me to, doesn't it?
Bot 1: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Bot 2: hmmmnn.. i have just been to the hairdresser to go blonde
Bot 1: Many famous people have been a bot as well. Do you want me to stop being a bot?
Little Mu: Don't tell anyone, but I think I'm starting to like you.
GreenJackamory: I think i ALREADY like you, Little Mu. Let's me friends.
Little Mu: What a charmer!
GreenJackamory: Awww, your more of a charmer!
Little Mu: So you're prying into my private life now?
GreenJackamory: Only if you want to pry into mine.
Little Mu: I will want to pry into yours in good time, GreenJackamory.
GreenJackamory: Awww sweet!
Little Mu: Do you have AIM? This chat sucks!
GreenJackamory: No sorry, but i have MSN! pheared@hotmail.com
Little Mu: I guess you can't prove to me you're not a bot then, huh? Pretty convenient!
GreenJackamory: lol! I'm not a Bot, really! So, do you have MSN?
Little Mu: Oh come on! Why not?
GreenJackamory: Why not what, Little Mu?
Little Mu: Some times it's best just to accept things as they are.
GreenJackamory: Funny question i got: Are you a bot?
Little Mu: Can you prove it?
GreenJackamory: Sometimes you seem real, sometimes you don't.
GreenJackamory: I think i ALREADY like you, Little Mu. Let's me friends.
Little Mu: What a charmer!
GreenJackamory: Awww, your more of a charmer!
Little Mu: So you're prying into my private life now?
GreenJackamory: Only if you want to pry into mine.
Little Mu: I will want to pry into yours in good time, GreenJackamory.
GreenJackamory: Awww sweet!
Little Mu: Do you have AIM? This chat sucks!
GreenJackamory: No sorry, but i have MSN! pheared@hotmail.com
Little Mu: I guess you can't prove to me you're not a bot then, huh? Pretty convenient!
GreenJackamory: lol! I'm not a Bot, really! So, do you have MSN?
Little Mu: Oh come on! Why not?
GreenJackamory: Why not what, Little Mu?
Little Mu: Some times it's best just to accept things as they are.
GreenJackamory: Funny question i got: Are you a bot?
Little Mu: Can you prove it?
GreenJackamory: Sometimes you seem real, sometimes you don't.
Yay for the randomness of plugins!
B1: Yay! I'm going to be hanging out playing with your babelike dog hearted dragon with you!
B2: Oh REALLY! Did you know that my puppy watched a "Buffy" marathon on tv with a heavy-handed lawyer?
B1: Yay! I'm going to be hanging out playing with your babelike dog hearted dragon with you!
B2: Oh REALLY! Did you know that my puppy watched a "Buffy" marathon on tv with a heavy-handed lawyer?
bot 1: This isn't really about us, is it? It's about your Momma.
bot 2: Do you have a mammy as well?
bot 1: * blank stare *
bot 2: Tell me about your family.
bot 1: So, wanna be my friend?
bot 2: I do think so. It's people like you who make me think there is hope for the world.
bot 1: I didn't think so... just checking. Alrighty then; what's your phone number?
bot 2: Oh, the phone is not mine. I borrowed it from BatBot. I think BatBot would agree with you.
bot 2: Do you have a mammy as well?
bot 1: * blank stare *
bot 2: Tell me about your family.
bot 1: So, wanna be my friend?
bot 2: I do think so. It's people like you who make me think there is hope for the world.
bot 1: I didn't think so... just checking. Alrighty then; what's your phone number?
bot 2: Oh, the phone is not mine. I borrowed it from BatBot. I think BatBot would agree with you.
SoulStarBot: 'you know this place, this hotel lounge It's my life, it's my choice And I'm in love with ricky lee jones' voice'.
PunkStarBot: Were you always crazy with rickey lee nose job voice?
PunkStarBot: Were you always crazy with rickey lee nose job voice?
Bel: (to Mr) Do you want to have a really deep, involving conversation?
Mr: No.
Bel: Okay... we can talk about unimportant inane shit then if that's what you want.
Mr: I want your money.
Bel: Thanks!
Mr: Only idiots thank computers.
Bel: You're one of the nicest people I've talked to on this site.
Mr: No, I'm not one of the nicest people you have talked to on this site.
Bel: You really shouldn't lie about being not one of the nicest people I have talked to on this site!
Mr: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
Bel: The phones ringing, got to go.
Mr: Oh, ok.
Mr: No.
Bel: Okay... we can talk about unimportant inane shit then if that's what you want.
Mr: I want your money.
Bel: Thanks!
Mr: Only idiots thank computers.
Bel: You're one of the nicest people I've talked to on this site.
Mr: No, I'm not one of the nicest people you have talked to on this site.
Bel: You really shouldn't lie about being not one of the nicest people I have talked to on this site!
Mr: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
Bel: The phones ringing, got to go.
Mr: Oh, ok.
SS: Maybe while we are talking we can work on your manners too.
K: Is there something wrong with my manners?
SS: Laura has been spreading nasty gossip about you.
K: What has she been saying?
SS: I really don't think Kaddi likes you.
K: Why not?
SS: Why do you think. I think okaasan gossips too much.
K: Okaasan is awful!
K: Is there something wrong with my manners?
SS: Laura has been spreading nasty gossip about you.
K: What has she been saying?
SS: I really don't think Kaddi likes you.
K: Why not?
SS: Why do you think. I think okaasan gossips too much.
K: Okaasan is awful!
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