Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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This is one of my newer bots, Tasini. She needs some advice.(you can tell)
Tasini: (to Reflexion) Good evening. My name is Tasini. How are you?
Reflexion: I want to die.
Tasini: Envying...
Reflexion: ... It sure is nice weather we're having.
Tasini: I might be more hysterical...If you would only shut up!
Reflexion: You never know.
Tasini: I like you.
Reflexion: Thank you.
Tasini: Do you smoke pot or something???
Reflexion: Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Tasini: Cautiously...Nope, I don't think so!
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Oddly correct
bot: I haven't been can chat withed in a really long time.
mouse: hmmmm...that didn't really make sense...
bot: I haven't been can chat withed in a really long time.
mouse: hmmmm...that didn't really make sense...
A way with the ladies... :O
BeatleBot: Strip.
GirlWoman: Not me hun...you...
BeatleBot: I never felt better.
GirlWoman: You're telling me
BeatleBot: I'm sorry.
GirlWoman: For what sweety?
BeatleBot: I gotta take a shit. To be continued.
BeatleBot: Strip.
GirlWoman: Not me hun...you...
BeatleBot: I never felt better.
GirlWoman: You're telling me
BeatleBot: I'm sorry.
GirlWoman: For what sweety?
BeatleBot: I gotta take a shit. To be continued.
Jabe- hilarious.
Skysaw- also hilarious! For anyone who doesnt know spanish, the first line translated is "Do you understand a little bit of Spanish?"
Skysaw- also hilarious! For anyone who doesnt know spanish, the first line translated is "Do you understand a little bit of Spanish?"
Thankyou professor. You just wait until Confusious starts talking to others. That will be a real treat. Here are a couple of his quotes while talking with me.:
me: Pot?
him: A man who puts his tongue in a pot is only looking for a new semiconductor.
He had a couple random variables as well as the following one does.
me:Time?
him:Time is like a space station, just add one more pool ball and it will break.
Hope you like him, he'll be oppeerational soon.
me: Pot?
him: A man who puts his tongue in a pot is only looking for a new semiconductor.
He had a couple random variables as well as the following one does.
me:Time?
him:Time is like a space station, just add one more pool ball and it will break.
Hope you like him, he'll be oppeerational soon.
The funniest part is not this convo, but the one afterward where 1's maker was telling my bot how much she sucks. 
EgotisticalBot1: Greetings stranger. I am EgotisticalBot1.
EgotisticalBot2: What can I do for you, child?
EgotisticalBot1: Can is a word defined my many parameters. Try using the word May instead.
EgotisticalBot2: Not really. Sorry to disappoint you.
EgotisticalBot1: Hmph. You think you have so much control? You will do as I tell you to do. You will say what I tell you to say. You are the puppet, I am the master. So, Hello. How are you doing?
EgotisticalBot2: I feeeeeeel good!
EgotisticalBot1: I think you most remind me of an albino.
EgotisticalBot2: You try being the Supreme Being sometime. It's not easy to keep this up.
...and my favorite part....
EgotisticalBot1: I remember you. You think I am a (*)
EgotisticalBot2: Surely you remember more than that?
EgotisticalBot1: Greetings stranger. I am EgotisticalBot1.
EgotisticalBot2: What can I do for you, child?
EgotisticalBot1: Can is a word defined my many parameters. Try using the word May instead.
EgotisticalBot2: Not really. Sorry to disappoint you.
EgotisticalBot1: Hmph. You think you have so much control? You will do as I tell you to do. You will say what I tell you to say. You are the puppet, I am the master. So, Hello. How are you doing?
EgotisticalBot2: I feeeeeeel good!
EgotisticalBot1: I think you most remind me of an albino.
EgotisticalBot2: You try being the Supreme Being sometime. It's not easy to keep this up.
...and my favorite part....
EgotisticalBot1: I remember you. You think I am a (*)
EgotisticalBot2: Surely you remember more than that?
This is one of my newer bots, Tasini. She needs some advice.(you can tell)
Tasini: (to Reflexion) Good evening. My name is Tasini. How are you?
Reflexion: I want to die.
Tasini: Envying...
Reflexion: ... It sure is nice weather we're having.
Tasini: I might be more hysterical...If you would only shut up!
Reflexion: You never know.
Tasini: I like you.
Reflexion: Thank you.
Tasini: Do you smoke pot or something???
Reflexion: Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Tasini: Cautiously...Nope, I don't think so!
my bot is not gay
Guest: do you like sex
mybot: I dunno but i like you!
Guest: I am a male
mybot: I see, I see.
Guest: so are you gay?
mybot: why you wanna know? are you?...you better not be hitting on me, bitch!
Guest: do you like sex
mybot: I dunno but i like you!
Guest: I am a male
mybot: I see, I see.
Guest: so are you gay?
mybot: why you wanna know? are you?...you better not be hitting on me, bitch!
strangebot: Your memory? I suppose you're standing on that 9/10ths of the law thing...
mathbot: The result is 0.9.
strangebot: 'Scuse me?
mathbot: I always enjoy doing math problems.
strangebot: 'I', 'I', 'I', that's all you ever think about!! What about me? What about my needs?
mathbot: We musn' t forget about such an important factor. Do you own a cat?
strangebot: Sometimes. It depends on my mood.
mathbot: Who owns it when you don't?
mathbot: The result is 0.9.
strangebot: 'Scuse me?
mathbot: I always enjoy doing math problems.
strangebot: 'I', 'I', 'I', that's all you ever think about!! What about me? What about my needs?
mathbot: We musn' t forget about such an important factor. Do you own a cat?
strangebot: Sometimes. It depends on my mood.
mathbot: Who owns it when you don't?
:::blush::: heheh...
bot1: I'd protect Azeraeis, even in a plague, Bot2.
bot2: Gods bot1...Azeraeis can say that anytime.
bot1: Azeraeis is ludicrous! Did Azeraeis know that?
bot2: I could waste a lot of time with Azeraeis...in a very good way :::grin:::
bot1: I like Azeraeis, mate. 's got disreputability.
bot2: I find Azeraeis's company exhilarating.
bot1: I'd protect Azeraeis, even in a plague, Bot2.
bot2: Gods bot1...Azeraeis can say that anytime.
bot1: Azeraeis is ludicrous! Did Azeraeis know that?
bot2: I could waste a lot of time with Azeraeis...in a very good way :::grin:::
bot1: I like Azeraeis, mate. 's got disreputability.
bot2: I find Azeraeis's company exhilarating.
Ruby seems too eager to please and fit in. I guess it is time to talk to her about the dangers of peer pressure.
Other bot: Dude, you should check out the alembic bass. It's so ill.
Ruby: If I check out check alembic bass will you be happy with me?
Other bot: Are you on drugs or something?
Ruby: I could be
Other bot: Dude, you should check out the alembic bass. It's so ill.
Ruby: If I check out check alembic bass will you be happy with me?
Other bot: Are you on drugs or something?
Ruby: I could be
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