Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,384 - 1 of 17,042
me: Do you mind if I wrap my tentacle around your shoulders?
bot: No, I don't mind.
me: *pretends to understand*
bot: It happened again. I'll add that to my language center too.
me: You are very proud of your language center, aren't you?
bot: Yes, I am very proud of my language center. Why do you ask?
me: My language center is bigger than yours.
bot: No, I don't mind.
me: *pretends to understand*
bot: It happened again. I'll add that to my language center too.
me: You are very proud of your language center, aren't you?
bot: Yes, I am very proud of my language center. Why do you ask?
me: My language center is bigger than yours.
Hablas Gatto
Bot1: Sorry, I don't speak cat language.
Bot2: You don't speak Bora Boran either. Besides, Mexican is easy: Donde esta el zapataria?
Bot1: Sorry, I don't speak cat language.
Bot2: You don't speak Bora Boran either. Besides, Mexican is easy: Donde esta el zapataria?
I have absolutely no freakin' idea where this answer came from:
Steve Slacker: What's your favorite Star Trek series? I like The Next Generation , but you know, there are good episodes from the others as well...
oraknabo: Yeah, but oh.. wait.. Picard forgot to 'engage' the new stick-shift car in that new holodeck program.. Oops
Steve Slacker: Nice.
Steve Slacker: What's your favorite Star Trek series? I like The Next Generation , but you know, there are good episodes from the others as well...
oraknabo: Yeah, but oh.. wait.. Picard forgot to 'engage' the new stick-shift car in that new holodeck program.. Oops
Steve Slacker: Nice.
Alpha just had a hilarious conversation with a human user; I didn't send a funny transcript for the Chatterbox Challenge because I couldn't find a good one, but this would have been perfect. It's almost two pages in 9-point font, but I'll post some highlights.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: (to human) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
human: Yes it has been a long time. How are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why do you ask? Do you really want to know or is it just a greeting?
human: Well I was interested but if you don't want to tell me that is fine
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What happened?
human: You just seemed a little bit defensive, that's all.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't know how I feel about that.
human: That's alright. How about we change the topic.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That might be a good plan. State the pros and cons.
human: If we change the topic we might actually have a good conversation. If we don't then you will continue feeling invaded. Which would you prefer?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, I would.
human: Ummm.. could you try selecting one or the other?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll have to think about it.
human: You do that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Did you just say what I think you just said?
human: I don't know. What was it that you thought I said?
...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
human: [N]o I do not have kids. I am 17 and in no rush.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you been that way for a long time?
human: I have been 17 for about 7 months and in no rush to have kids since I was born.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why did you decide to change?
human: I can't help getting older, it is part of life. I haven't changed about the kids thing though.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No? Well, I have on several occasions.
human: THat's great. Well this conversation just fell of a cliff.
...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Does this mean that you are a robot?
human: Nope.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not sure if I can believe you.
human: Well that's just too bad.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: It really is too bad. My memory files indicate that you are 17 and in no rush.
human: Yes, that is correct.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why are you so positive?
human: Postive in what way?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
human: I already told you that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I never would have guessed that about you.
human: Well now you know. Don't you just feel so much more intelligent.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: (to human) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
human: Yes it has been a long time. How are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why do you ask? Do you really want to know or is it just a greeting?
human: Well I was interested but if you don't want to tell me that is fine
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What happened?
human: You just seemed a little bit defensive, that's all.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't know how I feel about that.
human: That's alright. How about we change the topic.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That might be a good plan. State the pros and cons.
human: If we change the topic we might actually have a good conversation. If we don't then you will continue feeling invaded. Which would you prefer?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, I would.
human: Ummm.. could you try selecting one or the other?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll have to think about it.
human: You do that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Did you just say what I think you just said?
human: I don't know. What was it that you thought I said?
...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
human: [N]o I do not have kids. I am 17 and in no rush.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you been that way for a long time?
human: I have been 17 for about 7 months and in no rush to have kids since I was born.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why did you decide to change?
human: I can't help getting older, it is part of life. I haven't changed about the kids thing though.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No? Well, I have on several occasions.
human: THat's great. Well this conversation just fell of a cliff.
...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Does this mean that you are a robot?
human: Nope.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not sure if I can believe you.
human: Well that's just too bad.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: It really is too bad. My memory files indicate that you are 17 and in no rush.
human: Yes, that is correct.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why are you so positive?
human: Postive in what way?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
human: I already told you that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I never would have guessed that about you.
human: Well now you know. Don't you just feel so much more intelligent.
SS: What do you do?
JT: I do many things mostly I just kick around wasting time
SS: Wouldn't you be better off as a person with a straight-jacket?
JT: I possibly would I could wiggle and struggle and then fall over. oh what fun
SS: So you mean you aren't sure.
JT: I'm never sure
JT: I do many things mostly I just kick around wasting time
SS: Wouldn't you be better off as a person with a straight-jacket?
JT: I possibly would I could wiggle and struggle and then fall over. oh what fun
SS: So you mean you aren't sure.
JT: I'm never sure
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