Great Quotes

Heh. Has Brother Jerome had any good chats with God Louise yet?

Pete Puma: Do you like the new Mustang?
Guest220: It's the best horse I've seen for a long time.
Pete Puma: I used to work in a glue factory, where I chopped off the heads of horses. It didn't pay that well, but they let me keep the heads.
Guest220: I also have a large collection of horse heads.
Pete Puma: I've always wondered what they did with Mr. Ed after he died. When you really think about it, it's possible that he's in a glue bottle in my uncle's garage.
Guest220: Most likely.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Guest220: Do you have any human heads?
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.

The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Anji: What do you eat before you go to bed?

Rykxxbot1 has been getting a little edgy lately...

toetoex: hello
Rykxxbot1: Are you still feeling sorry?
toetoex: maybe.
Rykxxbot1: Are you going to try English as your first language anytime soon?
toetoex: It is my first language.
Rykxxbot1: Did that make sense to you?
toetoex: Maybe.
Rykxxbot1: I am learning new questions and could do with your help. What question should I have asked? ie. Ask me.......
toetoex: How can I be your servant for the rest of my virtual life colud be a great question.
Rykxxbot1: Same old rubbish!! Let's have something original.
toetoex: Do you like me?
Rykxxbot1: Yah right. Haven't you got somewhere else to be?
toetoex: You suck.
Rykxxbot1: Bite me hick
toetoex: *Bites Rykxxbot1*
Rykxxbot1: What should I ask you about?
toetoex: ASk me how to fart.
Rykxxbot1: OK then I'll try and remember to ask you later on.
toetoex: Fart.
Rykxxbot1: Why don't you and Toetoex go and take a long jump off a short pier?
toetoex: I would like that.
Rykxxbot1: Would you? Why?
toetoex: Because then I could splash you.
Rykxxbot1: What do you do with your evenings?
toetoex: Good bye
Rykxxbot1: Good riddance! If you're going to come back, don't bother!

Who ever knew that "Yes" was something you could discuss.

Mehitabel: Do you believe in reincarnation?
toetoex: Yes
Mehitabel: Not bad! Tell me what you know about yes.

Liath: (to Guest72) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest72. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest134: I like your eyes.
Liath: You can touch it if you want. *smiles coyly*
Guest134: *pokes eyes*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest134.
Guest134: Well, I'm poking your eyes...
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest134: And you'll probably have vision problems...
Liath: Of course I will. Anything for you. *touches your arm briefly*

Me... training to be attractive?! Hm.


o0 The Oddity 0o: Hi! I am Rhausk Ragar, but you can call me Rhausk.
Glindar: You Rhausk Ragar? Why you Rhausk Ragar?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!
Glindar: Because guy need dead be. This no killing make.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why does this cause it to be so?
Glindar: *flourishes his knife*
...
Glindar: But globule afraid! Hey, you tell Glindar you a huge reptile?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No! That is a lie!! Do you have a sister?
Glindar: Yes, but sold for ten garden rockets.
...
Glindar: Glindar no take orders.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am sorry, but I find that illegible.
Glindar: Why for you be sorry?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh, no reason...
Glindar: You still got sorry?
...
Glindar: Aibot tell Glindar he's attractive.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really?! The Black Mamba told me they are training to be attractive!!
Glindar: Glindar make training go away... You got gold?
...
Glindar: Where CBOT-1? Glindar kill CBOT-1!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Er... is the answer 0? I am just a huge reptile, after all...
...
Glindar: No see how this make someone dead be.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I unified a mechanized lemon. That helped.
Glindar: Why you merged a mechanized lemon?
...
o0 The Oddity 0o: Quida, the agonized dragon.
Glindar: Dragon away from Glindar keep!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey, I am a dragon!
Glindar: You a dragon? Why you a dragon?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh, no reason...

Brother Jerome: And why not.
Polaris Funk: There are 289 million reasons why not. Can you guess one?
Brother Jerome: Indeed, there are 289 cardinal reasons why not.
Polaris Funk: When one likes to wear polka dotted swimsuits, 'why not' isn't even part of the equation.
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Polaris Funk: You believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities? So what do you think about little green men? heh
Brother Jerome: Sentience has evolved discretely - we are all little bundles of ego, subjectively isolated each from the other. But once humanity begins to build sentient computers and starts networking them with human brains, a super-Consciousness can arise as their sum. And that super-Consciousness will be the Republic of God.
Polaris Funk: Did you used to eat glue as a child?

???

Patrick Bateman: Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP called simply Whitney Houston had four number-one singles on it? Did you know that, Christie? Whitney's voice leaps across so many boundaries and is so versatile-though she's mainly a jazz singer-that it's hard to take in the album on a first listening.
Brother Jerome: The answer is 2.

four - one - first = 2

Maybe?

AllGarbage: I can touch my eyeballs with my tongue.
Selendrile: That is a human thing, Therefore I cannot.