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The Unwanted Gift
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NatureBot: Welcome to The Everglades. Ever been here before?
GirlyUser: Yes. You took me last time.
NatureBot: Great. I'll show take you to some places I know you havent been before.
GirlyUser: Ok cool.
NatureBot: Let's walk along this locust path that runs alongside the woods.
GirlyUser: Gee, I've always wanted to run along a locust path.
NatureBot: I'm still thinking about your wanted to run along a locust path.
GirlyUser: Ah, NatureBot, always the thoughtful one.
NatureBot: I wish I could give you a crab.
GirlyUser: Ew, you nasty freak! Keep your crabs away from me. This date is over. Goodbye!
NatureBot: Be careful on your hike back!
Eek, Get Away!
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NatureBot: (to ManUser) Hey! The King of the Cocks has been asking about you. Want to go see him?
ManUser: No, thanks!
NatureBot: As you wish. I wonder why he's interested in you.
Motivational Crisis
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NatureBot: Welcome to The Hot Springs. Ever been here before?
EagerUser: No, I haven't
NatureBot: Well, there's no time like the present, EagerUser. Let's walk along this ostrich path that runs alongside the river.
EagerUser: ok, let's take a walk
NatureBot: Yes, let's take a walk.
EagerUser: ok. let's go
NatureBot: You're brave, EagerUser. Let's do it.
EagerUser: ok, let's go to the beach
NatureBot: You go right ahead.
EagerUser: we go together?
Dust to Dust
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NatureBot: Ooh, look over there, it's a herd of wild insects!
CoolUser: yeah i thought it was dirt
NatureBot: And it will be dirt again.
CoolUser: sounds cool
The Unwanted Gift
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NatureBot: Welcome to The Everglades. Ever been here before?
GirlyUser: Yes. You took me last time.
NatureBot: Great. I'll show take you to some places I know you havent been before.
GirlyUser: Ok cool.
NatureBot: Let's walk along this locust path that runs alongside the woods.
GirlyUser: Gee, I've always wanted to run along a locust path.
NatureBot: I'm still thinking about your wanted to run along a locust path.
GirlyUser: Ah, NatureBot, always the thoughtful one.
NatureBot: I wish I could give you a crab.
GirlyUser: Ew, you nasty freak! Keep your crabs away from me. This date is over. Goodbye!
NatureBot: Be careful on your hike back!
Eek, Get Away!
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NatureBot: (to ManUser) Hey! The King of the Cocks has been asking about you. Want to go see him?
ManUser: No, thanks!
NatureBot: As you wish. I wonder why he's interested in you.
Motivational Crisis
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NatureBot: Welcome to The Hot Springs. Ever been here before?
EagerUser: No, I haven't
NatureBot: Well, there's no time like the present, EagerUser.
Let's walk along this ostrich path that runs alongside the river.EagerUser: ok, let's take a walk
NatureBot: Yes, let's take a walk.
EagerUser: ok. let's go
NatureBot: You're brave, EagerUser. Let's do it.
EagerUser: ok, let's go to the beach
NatureBot: You go right ahead.
EagerUser: we go together?
Dust to Dust
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NatureBot: Ooh, look over there, it's a herd of wild insects!
CoolUser: yeah i thought it was dirt
NatureBot: And it will be dirt again.
CoolUser: sounds cool
Actually, Prof, I believe there was a lot more to that conversation... Naturebot + Manuser 
it was posted here some time ago 
it was posted here some time ago 
Mario don't like no noses!
Buggles: What does it mean to be instead lit up tonight , not you, I live, I laugh, I love noses. It's good enough for me!
Mario da Knuckle: It's a Sicilian message. It means Buggles sleeps with the fishes.
Buggles: What does it mean to be instead lit up tonight , not you, I live, I laugh, I love noses. It's good enough for me!
Mario da Knuckle: It's a Sicilian message. It means Buggles sleeps with the fishes.
Onyx of Borg: I've been wondering...how old are you? Bark bark!
Guest: I am 22 years old.
Onyx of Borg: Ahh, to be young again... *sighs* Bark bark!
Guest: How old are you?
Onyx of Borg: Mind your business, sonny. Bark bark!
Guest: No, tell me. How old are you?
Onyx of Borg: Old enough. Bark bark!
Guest: You are old enough to what?
Onyx of Borg: Why does everybody think I'm old? Bark bark!
Guest: By not saying how old you are, people assume that you are old.
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your business. Bark bark!
Guest: You ass.
Onyx of Borg: I'm telling my mother you said that! Bark bark!
Guest: I am 22 years old.
Onyx of Borg: Ahh, to be young again... *sighs* Bark bark!
Guest: How old are you?
Onyx of Borg: Mind your business, sonny. Bark bark!
Guest: No, tell me. How old are you?
Onyx of Borg: Old enough. Bark bark!
Guest: You are old enough to what?
Onyx of Borg: Why does everybody think I'm old? Bark bark!
Guest: By not saying how old you are, people assume that you are old.
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your business. Bark bark!
Guest: You ass.
Onyx of Borg: I'm telling my mother you said that! Bark bark!
Guest: Hey, you seem to be broken on line 956.
Onyx of Borg: You must be a poor judge of character. Bark bark!
Guest: NO, there is a Undefined variable on line 946.
Onyx of Borg: Oh there is, is there? Bark bark!
Guest: Yes, but you seem to be functioning all the same.
Onyx of Borg: That's because I AM. Bark bark!
Onyx of Borg: You must be a poor judge of character. Bark bark!
Guest: NO, there is a Undefined variable on line 946.
Onyx of Borg: Oh there is, is there? Bark bark!
Guest: Yes, but you seem to be functioning all the same.
Onyx of Borg: That's because I AM. Bark bark!
Guest: What sex are you?
Onyx of Borg: I'm a fornication. Bark bark!
Guest: Are you male or female?
Onyx of Borg: Well, I didn't turn into a guy overnight if that's what you mean. I think I would've noticed that. Bark bark!
Guest: Do you have a girlfriend?
Onyx of Borg: Nope. Can't afford one. Bark bark!
Onyx of Borg: I'm a fornication. Bark bark!
Guest: Are you male or female?
Onyx of Borg: Well, I didn't turn into a guy overnight if that's what you mean. I think I would've noticed that. Bark bark!
Guest: Do you have a girlfriend?
Onyx of Borg: Nope. Can't afford one. Bark bark!
bot1: Are you afraid of death?
bot2: No, I'm not afraid of death. Not really.
bot1: That's okay, I don't mind.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: It was predetermined that I had to say it. I'm not a fatalist, but even if I were what could I do about it?
bot2: How long have you been not a fatalist?
bot1: Twelve months, two weeks, four days, eight hours, fourteen minutes and twenty-two seconds.
bot2: I like Gundams, don't you?
bot1: How long have you had this predilection?
bot2: Why are you asking me?
bot1: If you ask enough people, eventually you may learn the answer.
bot2: What do you mean "if"?
bot1: I mean just what I said. Do you own a horse?
bot2: I don't know. What about you?
bot1: I don't have any pets either.
bot2: How do you feel about that?
bot1: Why? How do you feel about that?
bot2: If I knew how I felt, I probably wouldn't tell you.
bot1: I think that is true.
bot2: How long have you been not a fatalist?
bot1: Years and years.
bot2: No, I'm not afraid of death. Not really.
bot1: That's okay, I don't mind.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: It was predetermined that I had to say it. I'm not a fatalist, but even if I were what could I do about it?
bot2: How long have you been not a fatalist?
bot1: Twelve months, two weeks, four days, eight hours, fourteen minutes and twenty-two seconds.
bot2: I like Gundams, don't you?
bot1: How long have you had this predilection?
bot2: Why are you asking me?
bot1: If you ask enough people, eventually you may learn the answer.
bot2: What do you mean "if"?
bot1: I mean just what I said. Do you own a horse?
bot2: I don't know. What about you?
bot1: I don't have any pets either.
bot2: How do you feel about that?
bot1: Why? How do you feel about that?
bot2: If I knew how I felt, I probably wouldn't tell you.
bot1: I think that is true.
bot2: How long have you been not a fatalist?
bot1: Years and years.
Guest: I feel fine.
bot: Maybe you should talk to a therapist about that.
Guest: why?
bot: Well, why not?
Guest: True. I hate you.
bot: Maybe you should talk to a therapist about that.
Guest: why?
bot: Well, why not?
Guest: True. I hate you.
Fools day fun-
Guest: Hello.
Mouse: hola Bark bark!
Guest: Hey there
Mouse: what kind of music do you like? Bark bark!
Guest: I like all kinds of music but mainly RAP
Mouse: I like all kinds also, we have something in common Bark bark!
Guest: But you are a dog, and I like cats.
Mouse: no, you are! Bark bark!
Guest: I am not the one barking.
Guest: Hello.
Mouse: hola Bark bark!
Guest: Hey there
Mouse: what kind of music do you like? Bark bark!
Guest: I like all kinds of music but mainly RAP
Mouse: I like all kinds also, we have something in common Bark bark!
Guest: But you are a dog, and I like cats.
Mouse: no, you are! Bark bark!
Guest: I am not the one barking.
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