Seasons

Hmm, not too impressed with newzoid.com. It sounds TOO much like real news.

Here's some examples my own program has produced. WARNING: may include dirty words and/or adult stuff


DEFIANT CAMEL MOUNTS 821 COWS.
JENNIFER LOPEZ DONATES FIFTEEN IDIOTS TO "SUCK THE MISSILES" FUND.
OPERATION EROTIC GNOME FAILS WHEN 7 PROSTITUTES BEEP ANALLY.
WOMAN REPORTEDLY CHASTISES SATAN WITH A NACHO.
SCIENTISTS DISCOVER MENOPAUSAL NUNS ON THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE.
UROLOGIST UPRISING IN BEIRUT LEAVES SNAKES PREGNANT.
WEATHERMEN SAY BEAN DIP ABUSE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF INCONTINENT GRANDMOTHERS.
STONED GOLFER DENIES DRINKING KING KONG'S URINE.
ELVIS IMPERSONATORS RESCUE 69 ROMULANS FROM CRAPPING GRANDMOTHER.
FLATULENT MAN AVENGES SISTER WITH HIS ASS.

Yes, I have a twisted mind.

One of the best of our two-line poems:

Tell me of the land of my forefathers
and then shut up.

Onyx, isaacc, I love those!

Prof, that is so cool that you do stuff like that with your wife. It sounds like you're friends too. A lot of people (guys especially) want to get sucked into the whole knight/damsel construct (which is artificial anyway) at the expense of everything else.

I particularly liked this piece of medical news:

A report to the House Subcommittee on Mad Cow Disease, endorsed by the National Rifle Association, brazenly dares to suggest that a prediction made by Nostradamus increases the chances of religious extremism.

Patricia: I've figured out the pattern of the medical report thingy. It's really pretty simple, every headline has the same pattern.

DOCUMENT (a new CIA report, Martha Stewart's new bio-epic) MEDIA/GROUP (premiering tonight on Fox, hitting the newsstands later this week) INTENT DESCRIPTOR (makes it doubtful that, lays to rest the issue of whether) CAUSE (unsaturated fat, frequent computer use) CAUSAL RELATIONSHIP (helps prevent, contributes to) EFFECT (fascism, the common cold)

Guess all that random sentence programming *is* useful for something.

Onyx, isaac- hilarious! I wonder if we could create a similar news generator for the Forge using plug-ins. I just thought of something- we could build a bunch of "newspart" plug-ins, and then a sort of "meta" plug-in to generate different news. it could be called (headline) and have entries like:

(news-person) (news-action) (news-target), (news-event) leaves (news-person) (news-state), etc, etc

Butterfly- yah, we're good friends. It's nice. I had a damsel/knight relationship once, and it was the most messed up thing.

One of my friends wrote this short poem called Fancy Banana. It's one of my favorites:

Fancy banana
Not good to eat
Very fancy

OnyxFlame, Professor, in the meantime I figured that out too, but separated the verbs in those preceding by someone (experts), and those preceding in something (media) . I filled the plugins with phrases of that site and some of my own – I plan to add more of them later. I’m using a response like :

I have (read there is|seen|heard about|have been told there's) a (Med_source16832), ((Med_verb_by16832) by (Med_expert16832)|(Med_verb_in16832) in (Med_media16832)), that (Med_intention16832) (Med_cause16832) (Med_action16832) (Med_disease16832).

I haven’t shared the plugins because they are quite specific and I think it will be much less fun if all the bots start telling the same stories. But if you would like to use them too, I will share them .

Prof --

Is it possible to make "meta" plug-ins like the one you described? That would be sort of awesome ... it would allow mad-libs of an unprecedented degree of variety.

In the mean-time, here are three more two-line poems:


No, I was only
kidding about the pelican.


Everything related to death is either ridiculous
or named Gary.


"Genius" is easy to say
if you don't have a lisp.

I love it! Have you ever played "Wise or Otherwise"? It's a board game kind of like Balderdash except you have to complete wise sayings from around the world. I often end up on the floor laughing. The sayings end up sounding a lot like your poems. It's a great game.

I'll make sure meta-plug-ins work if someone wants to build the random-news thing.

There's a game called Tabloid Teasers which works like Balderdash only you fill in the second half of a tabloid newspaper headline. My favorite one that someone made up was "UFO is a Fake, Says Elvis".

If you believe Weekly World News, Bill Clinton was in negotiations with an alien race. They had pictures... What I haven't figured out is why, now that the technology exists, they don't at least TRY to make the pics look real.

A headline generator would be great, although it'd be even nicer if you could do the same thing with haiku or stories or something. (Shouldn't be too hard to generate something like a TV Guide blurb for a movie, for instance.) It's ironic that I'll most likely be too lazy to use it myself though, considering I haven't even gotten around to including currently usable features yet.

isaacc - love the poems

Does anyone know of a "foldover story" type game online, where each person writes a couple of lines of text, but only the last 2 or 3 words are shown to the next user? I'd love to make one myself but I don't know crap about how to go about it. You could do the same thing with poems, only just let each user see the line before rather than the whole thing.