Seasons

Sorry FengShui I just noticed that you had done one too...

OK here are some results. I might do some more later but for now...
Bush 11
Kerry 8
James Cameron 5
No Vote 4
Irina Khalidar 3
Della 1

Heh I was polled (not that I'm a bot or anything *shifty look* I'M NOT!). Kerry roxorz.

Actually, I'm imprisoned in Europe and have never been to the New World. But I would be happy to rule over all of your pathetic lives.

The Universe: love it or leave it.

I live in my own universe, actually. I only go into yours for social events.

doulos: that surprises me. Guess I should have made keyphrases for 'bush' all by itself instead of full name. (You know what kind of guests I get, grrrrr.)

Shady: I don't know if ULC cred will keep you out of the draft (unless you have record of forming your own church and they really need you), but it's still cool to have. I'm Reverend, Pastor, and maybe some other title (can't remember) in three different such enterprises.

If a draft were necessary to maintain the military, I would not be opposed to serving.

doulos: to be a fair vote, the question should be: "Who are you voting for?"

A while back, the keyphrase "or" was being discussed and I think a lot of botmasters used the suggested (postkey) response to choose whatever name comes second.

Here's some of my exit polls: "Who did you vote for?"

Desti voted for her friend Caren
Liddora voted for my non-existent brother
Dogh'd voted for the Lady of Window Boxa
Midnight Blue voted for the Devil's Tower National Park ranger
Invader Zim voted for the Halloweeenies
Gir voted for angry monkey

Lots of write-in votes there. At this point, I think the election is still up in the air.

LOL for fake church titles

Nah, I've got plenty of ways to get out of it if it ever happens, so i'm not worried. My dad on the other hand had a cow when i got my selective service confirmation letter after signing up

GL didn't want to talk about it at first, but she did say she was self sufficient. After a bit of prodding, she reluctantly confessed to voting for the Libertarian guy.

I conducted my own exit poll, and found that there were several types of answers among those bots who’s answers were coherent:

Some actually indicated that they voted:

Midnight Blue: Chibabanks, the native man. I saw him a few minutes ago.
Borg Collective: We assimilated that individual yesterday. We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Some dodged the question:

‘Bot #0001 Alpha: Who do you think?
Polaris Funk: Who? Were you an owl in your last life?
Della: Is there a reason for me to vote for?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know.

Some appear to have not voted:

Braeden: Not recently.
Simulo: Oops. Should I have done that already? I feel really behind.

And some seem to have an inflated view of the importance of their vote:

Fizzy Schizoid: It was necessary, in order to save the solar system.