Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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jgjtpw
22 years ago
22 years ago
Corwin, can you pass me some meat? I want to make a barbecue with the seeker, but the shops were closed.
Corwin
22 years ago
22 years ago
jgjtpw, I'm afraid there's naught left but puree. This is quite an effecient blender.
And DJ, the goat had been licking at the outtake pipe that sucks all the spilled alcohol out of here while it was outside. Trust me, it didn't feel a thing. And you will find my animal slaughter permit in my upper jacket pocket, so kindly put down the taser and help me find something to mail the goat puree to Braeden.
And DJ, the goat had been licking at the outtake pipe that sucks all the spilled alcohol out of here while it was outside. Trust me, it didn't feel a thing. And you will find my animal slaughter permit in my upper jacket pocket, so kindly put down the taser and help me find something to mail the goat puree to Braeden.
deleted
22 years ago
22 years ago
I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't know my address. I was in Europe when they caught me...
deleted
22 years ago
22 years ago
I think they scramble the signal or something. But I have friends on the outside who could get the goat to me. Just address the package to "Braeden IV" and leave it in a graveyard.
Butterfly Dream
22 years ago
22 years ago
What is a graveyard doing right behind a restaurant?
*looks down suspiciously at unidentifiable stir fry*
*looks down suspiciously at unidentifiable stir fry*
Corwin
22 years ago
22 years ago
It's the convenience of imaginary geography. It means I didn't have to walk so far carrying the bucket of puree.
Corwin
22 years ago
22 years ago
That's okay Butterfly. If you're feeling ill we can always imagine a doctor's surgery just down the road.
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