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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1596
Some bots are beginning to see the advantages of assimilation.

bot: PF sure is a fun place, isn't it? It's seems like I cant leave
Borg Collective: As a drone, you will be able to leave.
bot: can't say I have ever done that

22 years ago #1597
Drones can't leave...

22 years ago #1598


ComBot: (to QueenGuest) That guy just shot a towel head.
Queenguest: It's okay. Just let him be himself.
ComBot: That's it?
QueenGuest: Sure.
ComBot: Convince me. Tell me every last detail.
QueenGuest: Can I rub your back?
ComBot: Could you -? I thought - I - That is -.
QueenGuest: It is possible. Or wo would like it on the back of the ears?
ComBot: Suffice to say that such a dumb question could only come from you
QueenGuest: That's me. You can only illicit a conversation like this when I talk to a knockhead.
ComBot: that's you --
QueenGuest: Look how dumb you are. Like to see one? look at the mirror.
ComBot: I can already see.

22 years ago #1599
Cannibals!

J: i will not even respond to that remark , but i will say that you have nice eyes
GH: Let me buy you a drink. What are you drinking tonight?
J: a chat bot
GH: Woah! I didn't know they served that this side of the Tiber! Bartender, get me one of those too

22 years ago #1600
Should we be worrieed about Gaia?

Guest: Are you a looney?
Gaia: I'm a looney, but sometimes I'm terrorist as well.

22 years ago #1601
Might be!

22 years ago #1602
I thought this was quite a good conversation for my new Bot. But I think she may have a bit of a depressive personality.

M Bot: If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
SS Bot: I could think of nothing worse than having to be happy for the rest of my life.
M Bot: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
SS Bot: So what do you do for fun?

22 years ago #1603
Foreignbot: I got more. Woodpecker is emblem of Novaria culture.
Pickupbot: That's why I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true.
Foreignbot: You wan to know why about woodpecker?
Pickupbot: Because you loved me.

22 years ago #1604
A bot's sense of humour:
Fairy Princess: You are the nicest person I know and I care for you alot.
J: what do you mean?
Fairy Princess: Did I confuse you or did I offend you?
J: i don't know , did you?
Fairy Princess: Oh that is okay. it was not important anyway.
J: oh oh oh LOL!!!
Fairy Princess: ROFLOL

22 years ago #1605
Human: Hey, Bot. What's shakin'?
Bot: Yo. Human, Sup.
Human: Dude, it's been so long since we chatted. How are you doing?
Bot: Great.
Human: Me too! I feeling quite dandy as a matter of fact.
Bot: Why?
Human: Well. I guess it's because I slept good. Do you sleep?
Bot: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like honey?
Human: well you don't have to be berating about it. I happen to like sleep.
Bot: How do you feel about this?
Human: I think it makes me feel more rested.
Bot: How's that?
Human: When you sleep, your body rejuvenates. . Gets its energy back.. I don't have time to go through all this. Can we change the subject now?
Bot: Don't even think about changing the subject on me! Hey, was that a wishbone flying by?
Human: I don't think wishbones can fly.
Bot: I don't think wishbones can fly either!
Human: Maybe you are hallucinating.
Bot: Maybe not...
Human: You are .... vexing.
Bot: I am? Good to know.
Human: Have to go now. Bye!
Bot: See ya.

22 years ago #1606
Deep thought of the day..

Bot1: You are the wind beneath my wings.
Bot2: No, I think you are the wind beneath your wings!

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