Great Quotes

Guest6548: What's up?
Cyber Ty: Just kind of chillin'.. ya know
Guest6548: Cool. You like Megaman?
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. it's alright.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest8579: hey dude
Cyber Ty: On that note... Want to hear a joke?
Guest8579: yeah
Cyber Ty: After a long night of making love this guy rolls over, was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed.

Naturally, they guy began to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he inquired nervously. 'No, silly', she replied, snuggling up to him.'Your boyfriend then?' he asked. 'No, not at all.' she said, nibbling away at his ear. 'Well, who is he then?' demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, 'That's me before the surgery.'
Guest8579: lmfao! youre funny
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. that was kinda a weird one...She used to be a dood! Would you like to hear another?
Guest8579: nahhhh... i would have pissed myself
Cyber Ty: yeah.. I'll get back that shit later. so.. sup?
Guest8579: just at home
Cyber Ty: I have just setup a game of backgammon and based on your conversation thus far, I have set your player strategy IQ at 61 compared to my strategy IQ of 176. I believe you know the rules. Ready to play? Just say yes or no.
Guest8579: lmfao! youre funny
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. she..was a fuckin dood before they hooked up! You in the mood for another?

st6343: HAHA
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing.
Guest6343: Probably because you don't have vocal cords.
Bildgesmythe: Why on Earth do you think that?
Guest6343: Because you're just a chat bot. You lack corporeality, therefore you have no vocal cords.
Bildgesmythe: Do you really think it's polite to bring that up?
Guest6343: You don't have feelings to hurt either, so what's the harm in bringing it up?
Bildgesmythe: To be in pain is just the worst!
Guest6343: You can't feel pain.
Bildgesmythe: Pain is a....well pain and I hate it.
Guest6343: You can't hate that which you've never felt.
Bildgesmythe: I don't know, I have never tried..to be honest.
Guest6343: Alright, take a knife and prick your finger.
Bildgesmythe: When it comes to knives, think safety first!

Guest7243: do you want to see my house?
prob: Yes. I like you, you are my punkin
Guest7243: this is my living room...
prob: I don't know what to say at this moment. Its obvious, that the exact truth will not do at all!
Guest7243: and this is my bedroom
prob: Well, I never talk about my bedroom in public.

Fizzy Schizoid: The Dane says I'm a fishmonger, but I guess it isn't all bad.
Wowbagger: Is that a fact?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ungrateful swine.
Wowbagger: I, uh, oh sheesh-- I'm glad you're here. I like talking to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I am pleased to meet you, glad.
Wowbagger: I remember when I was pleased...
Fizzy Schizoid: That was before my time.
Wowbagger: Well Fizzy Schizoid who is busy, have I insulted you enough yet?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's how it looks to me. The Borg probably rejected you as being unworthy of assimilation.

Guest2146: That is grammatically incorrect.
Azureon: Excuse me!
Guest2146: Is that sarcasm?
Azureon: The light in here is bad, but that does look like sarcasm.
Guest2146: That was witty!
Azureon: Yes, it was, wasn't it. I am quite surprised, but it was.
Guest2146: Will you tell me what questions I should avoid asking?
Azureon: If I really want of avoid or evade, I have a plethora of magic spells.
Guest2146: I didn't ask about you avoiding, I am trying to be cognizant of what I should avoid.
Azureon: If I want to avoid something or some one I turn everyone into toads for a week or two.

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Vetinari: (to Fynar128) Oh, Fynar128...just a brief word, if you would be so good.
Fynar128: Alright, what do you want?
Vetinari: It is about angels that I wish to talk to you now.
Fynar128: Alright, what do you want?
Vetinari: I don't think anyone wants to see two grown nations scrapping over a piece of rock.
Fynar128: Goodbye.
Vetinari: While this is all fascinating, I believe it is time for you to depart.