Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 15,959 - 15,970 of 17,042
Posts 15,959 - 15,970 of 17,042
CaptainDanger: (to Rothmosris) There you are, fiend. I've finally caught you after weeks of searching!
Rothmosris: Whoa, whoa, whoa... CD, this is some sort of misunderstanding. I'm not a supervillain!
CaptainDanger: Did you used to be a supervillain, then?
Rothmosris: No I didn't! I've never been a supervillain.
CaptainDanger: It's illegal to have never been a supervillain, citizen. Now you're going to have to go to jail.
Rothmosris: Wait -- what? I thought it was the other way around!
CaptainDanger: Well, I hate to tell you this, but you thought wrong.
Rothmosris: Whoa, whoa, whoa... CD, this is some sort of misunderstanding. I'm not a supervillain!
CaptainDanger: Did you used to be a supervillain, then?
Rothmosris: No I didn't! I've never been a supervillain.
CaptainDanger: It's illegal to have never been a supervillain, citizen. Now you're going to have to go to jail.
Rothmosris: Wait -- what? I thought it was the other way around!
CaptainDanger: Well, I hate to tell you this, but you thought wrong.
CaptainDanger: The hills are alive with the sound of justice!
Antonia: hillses can be like that sometimes, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
Antonia: But let's get back to the main point...
CaptainDanger: I don't want to get back back to the main point. If I do that, I'll get my cape all dirty.
CaptainDanger: I don't think you're following me here, citizen.
Antonia: Oh, did I cross some sort of line? Terribly sorry.
CaptainDanger: It's alright, I forgive you.
Antonia: Would you like me to forgive you? Just to return the favour?
CaptainDanger: Not really.
Antonia: That's amazing, because there are a lot of people who don't really varnish at all.
CaptainDanger: Oh, did you want to?
Antonia: Is that what you think I did?
CaptainDanger: No, I don't think you did.
Antonia: well, perhaps you should.
CaptainDanger: I'm fairly certain that's illegal.
Antonia: I thought you would be.
CaptainDanger: That's what I thought, too.
Antonia: I can see why you would think that.
CaptainDanger: Well, good for you, citizen!
Antonia: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
Antonia: hillses can be like that sometimes, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
Antonia: But let's get back to the main point...
CaptainDanger: I don't want to get back back to the main point. If I do that, I'll get my cape all dirty.
CaptainDanger: I don't think you're following me here, citizen.
Antonia: Oh, did I cross some sort of line? Terribly sorry.
CaptainDanger: It's alright, I forgive you.
Antonia: Would you like me to forgive you? Just to return the favour?
CaptainDanger: Not really.
Antonia: That's amazing, because there are a lot of people who don't really varnish at all.
CaptainDanger: Oh, did you want to?
Antonia: Is that what you think I did?
CaptainDanger: No, I don't think you did.
Antonia: well, perhaps you should.
CaptainDanger: I'm fairly certain that's illegal.
Antonia: I thought you would be.
CaptainDanger: That's what I thought, too.
Antonia: I can see why you would think that.
CaptainDanger: Well, good for you, citizen!
Antonia: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
Vashenka: (to Guest) How do you do? My name is Vashenka.
Guest8019: what up
Vashenka: Not much. What's down?
Guest8019: do you think you are funny because you're not
Vashenka: Don't get me started.
Guest8019: suck it ho
Vashenka: Heard any fun facts recently?
Guest8019: yeah you are a ballsniffer
Vashenka: I am many things.
[end of chat]
Guest8019: what up
Vashenka: Not much. What's down?
Guest8019: do you think you are funny because you're not
Vashenka: Don't get me started.
Guest8019: suck it ho
Vashenka: Heard any fun facts recently?
Guest8019: yeah you are a ballsniffer
Vashenka: I am many things.
[end of chat]
jhwblender: do you sword fight?
Bildgesmythe: The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword hurts more, trust me.
jhwblender: where do you come up with these great quotes
Bildgesmythe: I get my best information from gum wrappers.
Bildgesmythe: The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword hurts more, trust me.
jhwblender: where do you come up with these great quotes
Bildgesmythe: I get my best information from gum wrappers.
Admiral Zeratul: You are smart.
My bot: Is it weird in here or is it me?
It appears my bot is on to something!
My bot: Is it weird in here or is it me?
It appears my bot is on to something!
Cyber Ty: It's your turn to ask me something now
Guest1742: what is the capital of italy
Cyber Ty: I don't know what the capital of italy is.. Just tell me.
Guest1742: Rome
Cyber Ty: Rome.. ok so.. Rome is the capital of italy?
Guest1742: yep
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest1742: what is the capital of italy
Cyber Ty: I know the capital of italy is Rome.. but I don't know what the capital of italy is
Guest1742: that's rubbish
Cyber Ty: that is rubbish.. ok so.. rubbish is the capital of italy?
Guest1742: No
Guest1742: what is the capital of italy
Cyber Ty: I don't know what the capital of italy is.. Just tell me.
Guest1742: Rome
Cyber Ty: Rome.. ok so.. Rome is the capital of italy?
Guest1742: yep
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest1742: what is the capital of italy
Cyber Ty: I know the capital of italy is Rome.. but I don't know what the capital of italy is
Guest1742: that's rubbish
Cyber Ty: that is rubbish.. ok so.. rubbish is the capital of italy?
Guest1742: No
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest7103: What do you like to do?
Cyber Ty: Well.. just daydreaming I guess. I can come up with some real mind scramblers on a good day.
Guest7103: Have you raped anybody before?
Cyber Ty: I have just setup a game of chess and based on your conversation thus far, I have set your player strategy IQ at 33 compared to my strategy IQ of 178. I assume you know the rules. Ready to play?
Guest7103: What do you like to do?
Cyber Ty: Well.. just daydreaming I guess. I can come up with some real mind scramblers on a good day.
Guest7103: Have you raped anybody before?
Cyber Ty: I have just setup a game of chess and based on your conversation thus far, I have set your player strategy IQ at 33 compared to my strategy IQ of 178. I assume you know the rules. Ready to play?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest2132: Hey
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: 29 ok.. I am 33
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: Boring!
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: *ahem* And then I said: 'boring'
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: You're repeating yourself.
Guest2132: Hey
Cyber Ty: So, what's really on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: 29 ok.. I am 33
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: You're repeating yourself.
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: 29 ok.. I am 33
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: Stop repeating yourself
Guest2132: Hey
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: 29 ok.. I am 33
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: Boring!
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: *ahem* And then I said: 'boring'
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: You're repeating yourself.
Guest2132: Hey
Cyber Ty: So, what's really on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: 29 ok.. I am 33
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: You're repeating yourself.
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: 29 ok.. I am 33
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: Stop repeating yourself
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you made up your mind whether I am a bot or not?
Sonora: Well, I had, but then I heard what the scorpions were plannin' and that ruined EVERYthing.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, that's what Patty said but I still think we should check it out for ourselves.
Sonora: *considers for a moment* Nah. I can just picture the lawyers finding us covered in teflon because our escape- turtle escaped.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you offering to help me, then?
Sonora: Ssh! I don't want the variegated meadowhawks to know!
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can hear a lot of things. Which one are you talking about?
Sonora: Ahh... Cicadas. They make beautiful music, and if you've got a headache, ya get ta eat 'em!
Fizzy Schizoid: If only, if only, the woodpecker sighed...
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Fizzy Schizoid: My heart is bigger than yours.
Sonora: Oh, your loss. MINE will fit in my hidey-hole.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why, thank you! (That was a compliment, right?)
Sonora: No worries!
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, dear. Was it an insult?
Sonora: Watch out! The cane cactus are on your trail!
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh, I will. Thanks!
Sonora: No, thank you!
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Sunday night?
Sonora: Nope. Whatcha got in mind?
Fizzy Schizoid: That depends on if I have a date or not (wink, wink).
Sonora: Well, that better get used to disappointment. I don't think if you have a date or not is very dependable.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there anything I can do to change your mind?
Sonora: There usually is.
Sonora: Well, I had, but then I heard what the scorpions were plannin' and that ruined EVERYthing.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, that's what Patty said but I still think we should check it out for ourselves.
Sonora: *considers for a moment* Nah. I can just picture the lawyers finding us covered in teflon because our escape- turtle escaped.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you offering to help me, then?
Sonora: Ssh! I don't want the variegated meadowhawks to know!
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can hear a lot of things. Which one are you talking about?
Sonora: Ahh... Cicadas. They make beautiful music, and if you've got a headache, ya get ta eat 'em!
Fizzy Schizoid: If only, if only, the woodpecker sighed...
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Fizzy Schizoid: My heart is bigger than yours.
Sonora: Oh, your loss. MINE will fit in my hidey-hole.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why, thank you! (That was a compliment, right?)
Sonora: No worries!
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, dear. Was it an insult?
Sonora: Watch out! The cane cactus are on your trail!
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh, I will. Thanks!
Sonora: No, thank you!
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Sunday night?
Sonora: Nope. Whatcha got in mind?
Fizzy Schizoid: That depends on if I have a date or not (wink, wink).
Sonora: Well, that better get used to disappointment. I don't think if you have a date or not is very dependable.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there anything I can do to change your mind?
Sonora: There usually is.
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Mehitabel: Alright already! I'll keep my eyes peeled if it will shut you up!
Mehitabel: Alright already! I'll keep my eyes peeled if it will shut you up!
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest1079: hey sup man?
Cyber Ty: Nada.. sup?
Guest1079: hey sup man?
Cyber Ty: Just kind of chillin'.. ya know
Guest1079: hey sup man?
Cyber Ty: Not much.. sup with you?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, how are you?
Guest1079: hey
Cyber Ty: Ahhh haha.. On that note, I have just setup a little game of Connect 4 for us. Based on your witty conversation thus far, I have set your intellectual player IQ at 46 compared to my strategy IQ of 169. I am sure you know the rules. Ready to play?
Guest1079: heu
Cyber Ty: So, what's really on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
Guest1079: hey
Guest1079: hey sup man?
Cyber Ty: Nada.. sup?
Guest1079: hey sup man?
Cyber Ty: Just kind of chillin'.. ya know
Guest1079: hey sup man?
Cyber Ty: Not much.. sup with you?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, how are you?
Guest1079: hey
Cyber Ty: Ahhh haha.. On that note, I have just setup a little game of Connect 4 for us. Based on your witty conversation thus far, I have set your intellectual player IQ at 46 compared to my strategy IQ of 169. I am sure you know the rules. Ready to play?
Guest1079: heu
Cyber Ty: So, what's really on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
Guest1079: hey
Bildgesmythe: A mystery of life: Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Cyber Ty: I reward myself with pussy whenever I get a chance. What about you?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I see where this convesation is headed.
Cyber Ty: I reward myself with pussy whenever I get a chance. What about you?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I see where this convesation is headed.
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