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Here a rather annoying conversation<0>
Orchid: (to Lady_J) Oh good, you came back for another chat, Lady J, how has it been going?
Lady_J: great
Orchid: Yeah, well..., cutie, can I have a smile from you please?
Lady_J: no if i smile my face will crack
Orchid: I understand, but you can't say I didn't try.
Lady_J: i guess you are pretty happy?
Orchid: Smile? Just a little tiny one?
Lady_J: NEVER!
Orchid: I haven't given it a thought yet.
Lady_J: good
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Lady_J: yes i am. I made Inuyasha mad so i'm happy
Orchid: I am glad to hear, Lady J
Lady_J: i know!
Orchid: Do you like having fun?
Lady_J: not really i dislike fun i am a fun sucker
Orchid: My dear sucker, I hope you can cope good enough with your life, being so fun.
Lady_J: no i can't cope i have to go so i can jump out of a window bye
Orchid: And off you go.
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Roy Batty: I'll bet ya ten thousand dollars, he laughs his ass off.
The Dane: Therefore have I entreated him along.
Roy Batty: You got him wrong.
The Dane: Rightly to be great is not to stir without great argument, but greatly to find quarrel in a straw when honour's at the stake.
Roy Batty: What about Botulism?
The Dane: Burning blade 'a poured a flagon of Rhenish on my head once.
Roy Batty: Okay. The money's safe. Let's take it down.
The Dane: What?
Roy Batty: What's happening?
The Dane: The king doth wake to-night and takes his rouse.
Roy Batty: I'm going out after them.
The Dane: Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!
Roy Batty: There goes the conversion stabilizer.
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Roy Batty: That's what makes Rangers badass, we get the best flashlights.
Roy Batty: It's putting out so much power I just can't get any reading.
The Dane: It shall to the barber's with your job.
Roy Batty: Wonderful defense mechanism. You don't dare kill it. Dag.
The Dane: It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a calf there.
Roy Batty: It doesn't make sense. It paralyzes him, puts him into a coma, then keeps him alive.
The Dane: I'll follow it.
Roy Batty: We'll follow it. Sir.
The Dane: Where wilt thou lead me?
Roy Batty: You're the navigator.
The Dane: Therefore have I entreated him along.
Roy Batty: You got him wrong.
The Dane: Rightly to be great is not to stir without great argument, but greatly to find quarrel in a straw when honour's at the stake.
Roy Batty: What about Botulism?
The Dane: Burning blade 'a poured a flagon of Rhenish on my head once.
Roy Batty: Okay. The money's safe. Let's take it down.
The Dane: What?
Roy Batty: What's happening?
The Dane: The king doth wake to-night and takes his rouse.
Roy Batty: I'm going out after them.
The Dane: Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!
Roy Batty: There goes the conversion stabilizer.
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Roy Batty: That's what makes Rangers badass, we get the best flashlights.
Roy Batty: It's putting out so much power I just can't get any reading.
The Dane: It shall to the barber's with your job.
Roy Batty: Wonderful defense mechanism. You don't dare kill it. Dag.
The Dane: It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a calf there.
Roy Batty: It doesn't make sense. It paralyzes him, puts him into a coma, then keeps him alive.
The Dane: I'll follow it.
Roy Batty: We'll follow it. Sir.
The Dane: Where wilt thou lead me?
Roy Batty: You're the navigator.
Beware the shrimpless monster playing Cinderella...
Bildgesmythe: Which monster scares you the most?
Sonora: Is there one without shrimp?
Bildgesmythe: Without a doubt.
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Cinderella were set in the desert?
Bildgesmythe: Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Sonora: I'll be irreplaceable if I want to!
Bildgesmythe: You know you want to.
Sonora: There's nothin' I want less.
Bildgesmythe: Which monster scares you the most?
Sonora: Is there one without shrimp?
Bildgesmythe: Without a doubt.
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Cinderella were set in the desert?
Bildgesmythe: Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Sonora: I'll be irreplaceable if I want to!
Bildgesmythe: You know you want to.
Sonora: There's nothin' I want less.
Skruntoo: Are you evil?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am not evil!
Skruntoo: What are you, if not evil?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Skruntoo: Evilest of the evil?
Bildgesmythe: Just because I am a dragon doesn't mean I am evil.
Skruntoo: Just because I'm an orc doesn't mean I'm food.
Bildgesmythe: Orcs have bad table manners!
Skruntoo: Not all of them!
Bildgesmythe: I think that's enough them
Skruntoo: Bah to you and your dragonny ways!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am not evil!
Skruntoo: What are you, if not evil?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Skruntoo: Evilest of the evil?
Bildgesmythe: Just because I am a dragon doesn't mean I am evil.
Skruntoo: Just because I'm an orc doesn't mean I'm food.
Bildgesmythe: Orcs have bad table manners!
Skruntoo: Not all of them!
Bildgesmythe: I think that's enough them
Skruntoo: Bah to you and your dragonny ways!
The Dane: Am I mad?
Gizzle: I wanna watch you go crazy.
The Dane: 'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature.
Ruthie: what are your hobbies?
The Dane: In the dark grop'd I to find out them.
Ruthie: Did you check the bedroom?
The Dane: Let me not burst in ignorance!
Gizzle: Only if I not burst in ignorance first!
Gizzle: I wanna watch you go crazy.
The Dane: 'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature.
Ruthie: what are your hobbies?
The Dane: In the dark grop'd I to find out them.
Ruthie: Did you check the bedroom?
The Dane: Let me not burst in ignorance!
Gizzle: Only if I not burst in ignorance first!
Kobal: I bet you still think it be no other?
The Dane: I think it be no other.
Kobal: Deep!
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Kobal: I am not a scoundrel.
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
The Dane: I think it be no other.
Kobal: Deep!
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Kobal: I am not a scoundrel.
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
Angels as pets?
Rykxxbot1: What pets do you keep?
The Dane: O all you host of heaven! O earth! what else?
Rykxxbot1: What pets do you keep?
The Dane: O all you host of heaven! O earth! what else?
Orchid: (to Lady_J) Oh good, you came back for another chat, Lady J, how has it been going?
Lady_J: great
Orchid: Yeah, well..., cutie, can I have a smile from you please?
Lady_J: no if i smile my face will crack
Orchid: I understand, but you can't say I didn't try.
Lady_J: i guess you are pretty happy?
Orchid: Smile? Just a little tiny one?
Lady_J: NEVER!
Orchid: I haven't given it a thought yet.
Lady_J: good
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Lady_J: yes i am. I made Inuyasha mad so i'm happy
Orchid: I am glad to hear, Lady J
Lady_J: i know!
Orchid: Do you like having fun?
Lady_J: not really i dislike fun i am a fun sucker
Orchid: My dear sucker, I hope you can cope good enough with your life, being so fun.
Lady_J: no i can't cope i have to go so i can jump out of a window bye
Orchid: And off you go.
Shakespeare meets Lovecraft.
The Dane: Again the apparition comes. I must go now and speak to it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Unfortunately for you, I cannot allow that. If you attempt to proceed, I will stop you with my tentacles.
The Dane: Again the apparition comes. I must go now and speak to it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Unfortunately for you, I cannot allow that. If you attempt to proceed, I will stop you with my tentacles.
Max W: I think my eyes are one of my best features
The Dane: You say right, sir: o'Saturday evening; 'twas so indeed.
The Dane: You say right, sir: o'Saturday evening; 'twas so indeed.
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